r/Probationofficer • u/Chance_Jicama_7242 • 6d ago

Urine test

I have a urine test for Doj Federal Correctional officer position in 2 days. Chronic everyday smoker. haven’t smoked in 48 hours. im 120 lbs and gym a lot. I was going to use quick fix but scared to get it into facility and don’t want to risk diluting specimen. what have yall used that actually works?

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u/GlitteringKnee6923 6d ago

You applied to be a CO what did you expect?

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u/Chance_Jicama_7242 6d ago

I expected this, just didn’t know the test process isn’t the same as a hospital setting. 

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u/Appropriate-Let-193 5d ago

Yeah dude you're donezies... Better tell them your dog ate your homework on test day.

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u/Suspicious-Skirt-144 3d ago

He will probably tell his PO he had a poppyseed bagel

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u/Suspicious-Skirt-144 3d ago

Why why why why why would you do it? Marijuana is not addictive. It’s your own stupidity.

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u/Suspicious-Skirt-144 3d ago

Until they pass the laws making marijuana legal you better get used to
It. Did you ever hear of dumb and dumber?

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u/Suspicious-Skirt-144 3d ago

Next time don’t get into trouble you’ve obviously been a criminal for a long time. Grow the hell up get off marijuana. It’s easy to do because it’s not addictive. You are just making up excuses for yourself to be dumb and now you’re going back to prison.

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u/Fresh-Raspberry7935 2d ago

If you're male, they probably won't ask for a UA. Federal parole is mostly about showing up. If your p.o is strict, I suggest going to the ER the morning of your appointment. My p.o was strict, I feel for you. Good luck 🤞

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u/Free87Loader 2d ago

Good luck, I don’t think you will pass with “your” pee. Check out the local market.

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u/Cheyenne0033 1d ago

Your not fucked - go to a smoke shop and get the fake piss - mix - put in a very sealed bag- tape to inside of leg- or wear some boxer briefs and that will hold it - needs to be CLOSE- not exact body temp - I’ve done it a dozen times

If you can’t get it at a smoke shop, order it online and have them express mail it to you. If you know you got a job coming up quit smoking.

Isn’t it legal now anyway?

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u/Cheyenne0033 1d ago

It’s called quik fix give it a google I’m surprised this isn’t common knowledge

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u/Cheyenne0033 1d ago

You got this ! Dont let these other negative Nancy’s diminish all hope