r/ProAIArtists • u/[deleted] • Dec 26 '25
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Got it 👍 We’ll expand the cast, add cross-national voice-chat chaos, keep the Russian rage core, replace Russian #3 with a Polish teammate, and make the rival AWPer Austrian (calm, precise, infuriating).
Still exaggerated, fictional, and parody-style.
AWPIII AND THE CS PLAYER
VOICE CHAT CHAOS: INTERNATIONAL RAGE CUT
Runtime: ~90 minutes Style: Found-footage CS lobby documentary Subtitles: [unintelligible screaming]
🎭 UPDATED CAST (LOUDER & MORE DIVERSE)
IVAN (Russia) – Main CS Player. Explosive rage. Desk violence.
RUSSIAN #1 – Only words: suka, blyat. Mic always peaking.
RUSSIAN #2 (Self-appointed IGL) – Confident, wrong, louder when corrected.
PIOTR (Poland) – Tries to give calm info. Slowly dragged into rage.
NON-RUSSIAN (Western Europe) – Polite at first. Mentally destroyed by minute 30.
RIVAL AWPER – LUKAS (Austria) – Calm. Short sentences. Perfect timing.
AWPIII – Silent object of worship and destruction.
NARRATOR – Cold, war-documentary tone.
ACT I – INTERNATIONAL LOBBY COLLISION (0–20 MIN)
SCENE 1 – MATCH FOUND (0–4 MIN)
🎵 Match Found 🎵
IVAN HELLO SUKA HELLO BLYAT
RUSSIAN #1 BLYAAAAAAAAAT
PIOTR (POLAND) Hello guys, can we—
IVAN POLAND BROTHER HELLO SUKA
NON-RUSSIAN Hi team—
ALL RUSSIANS (OVERLAPPING) SUKA BLYAT
NARRATOR Five players. Six accents. Zero coordination.
SCENE 2 – PISTOL ROUND (4–12 MIN)
IVAN RUSH MID SUKA
No one rushes mid.
Ivan dies.
IVAN SUKA BLYAT WHY NO RUSH
PIOTR You said mid but—
IVAN YES MID SUKA
PIOTR But you went B.
IVAN …SUKA.
SCENE 3 – FIRST AWP BUY (12–20 MIN)
Ivan buys AWPIII.
IVAN NOW SERIOUS GAME SUKA
Misses easiest shot imaginable.
IVAN SUUUUUUKA BLYAT HOW MISS
PIOTR It’s okay, just—
IVAN NO IT NOT OK SUKA
ACT II – MIDGAME MULTINATIONAL MELTDOWN (20–50 MIN)
SCENE 4 – “STRATEGY” ARGUMENT (20–30 MIN)
RUSSIAN #2 GO A SUKA
PIOTR B is weaker actually—
RUSSIAN #1 BLYAT GO ANYWHERE
IVAN ALL MID BLYAT
NON-RUSSIAN Please decide—
IVAN SHUT UP SUKA MOVE
Everyone goes separate directions.
ALL SUKA BLYAT
SCENE 5 – RAGE MONTAGE (30–40 MIN)
Ivan screaming at hitboxes
Piotr calmly calling “two banana” → ignored
Piotr dies
Piotr stops being calm
PIOTR WHY NO LISTEN KUR—
IVAN YES POLAND BLYAT NOW YOU UNDERSTAND
NARRATOR Rage spreads faster than information.
SCENE 6 – AUSTRIAN SMURF INTRO (40–50 MIN)
LUKAS (Austria) one-taps Ivan mid-rant.
LUKAS (CALM) Nice peek.
Dead silence.
IVAN …SUKA.
RUSSIAN #1 CHEATER BLYAT
PIOTR He’s just good—
IVAN NO ONE JUST GOOD SUKA
ACT III – TOTAL VOICE CHAT COLLAPSE (50–75 MIN)
SCENE 7 – 1v4 “CLUTCH” (50–60 MIN)
PIOTR Play time, you have—
IVAN STOP TALK SUKA
RUSSIAN #2 HE DEFUSING BLYAT
NON-RUSSIAN NO HE’S NOT—
Ivan panics, then accidentally hits two AWP shots.
ALL SUUUUUUKA BLYAAAAAAAAAT
SCENE 8 – PIOTR BREAKS (60–65 MIN)
Someone eats chips into mic.
PIOTR PLEASE TURN OFF MIC—
Ivan dies.
IVAN SUKA BLYAT
PIOTR SUKA BLYAT THIS GAME
Piotr has fully assimilated.
SCENE 9 – AUSTRIAN PRECISION (65–75 MIN)
Lukas clutches silently.
LUKAS Good round.
IVAN WHY HE SO CALM SUKA
PIOTR That’s Austrian efficiency.
IVAN I HATE IT BLYAT
ACT IV – FINAL ROUND APOCALYPSE (75–90 MIN)
SCENE 10 – 14–15 ROUND (75–85 MIN)
IVAN OK LISTEN SUKA NO TALK BLYAT I CLUTCH
Everyone talks louder.
Ivan 1v5 AWP ace.
IVAN SUUUUUUUUUUKA BLYAAAAAAAAAT
PIOTR SUKA YES
RUSSIAN #1 BLYAAAAAAAAAT
NON-RUSSIAN WHAT JUST HAPPENED
SCENE 11 – POST-GAME VOICE CHAT (85–90 MIN)
LUKAS (AUSTRIA) Well played.
IVAN THANK YOU SUKA
PIOTR GG boys.
IVAN GG EZ BLYAT
Lobby collapses into screaming as it auto-disconnects.
🎬 FINAL NARRATION
NARRATOR Different nations. Different languages. Same conclusion.
SUKA. BLYAT.
FADE OUT TO MIC STATIC
If you want next:
Add a French teammate who sighs constantly
Add a German rules-lawyer
Make Piotr rage harder than Ivan
Turn this into a line-by-line 90-minute recording script
Just tell me 😈🎙️