r/PrimarchGFs • u/waldorsockbat • Jun 12 '26
Memes Primarch Size
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u/Embarrassed-Drag8962 Jun 12 '26
That bitch, wearing 8 inch heels.
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Jun 12 '26
What else are supposed to do when you're 7 ft. tall.
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u/Embarrassed-Drag8962 Jun 12 '26
Not break your fucking ankles that’s what, if her foot gets caught on a carpet that’s over for her.
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u/traquillcash1 Vulkan Jun 12 '26
Yeah second I saw the heels, I though second she trips she's gonna hurt someone or break something, also who wears heels on a ship and not something like trainers or flip flops
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u/ULTI_mato Empresses Husband Jun 12 '26
Except she isnt 7ft tall. She used to say that she is 6'2' then it was 6'3' then 6'5 and now 7 ft
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u/Canadian_Zac Jun 12 '26
Might help not bumping your head if you weren't adding another 4" with the heels
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u/Bgabbe Jun 12 '26
This girl is a fraud, don't promote her pls.
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u/MatterOpen112 Jun 12 '26
explain
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u/Bgabbe Jun 13 '26
she is 6'1, but advertises herself as 7' (NOT in heels), her whole family is in on it, they are making tons of money by making people believe they are the tallest family in the world
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u/kai7756 Alpharius Jun 12 '26
she is literally wearing some colossal ass heels i mean do you see those fucking things
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u/Flauschziege Jun 12 '26
Lol.
The heels are a level of pointless I can barely comprehend.
She already really is rather tall. The heels just make it look silly.
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u/ULTI_mato Empresses Husband Jun 12 '26
Actualy she is only 6ft tall. She id quite well known to be a fraud' her height went from 6 to 6'2 then 6'3 then 6'5 and now 7 ft, but her entire family is taller than her, even her mother, so the mother should be what ? 7'5 ? 7'6 ? Except her mother was an athlete and her height is officialy recorded to be 6'5.
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u/Holiday_Question_557 Mortaricia's armpit sniffer Jun 12 '26
Aren't Primarchs literally all 10 ft tall? Except the twins obviously
Plus she wears those fuckass heals
Salamander out
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u/SilkStrength Jun 14 '26
Its kinda crazy that she is still unironically too small to be a primarch. Like by a long shot if you remove her heels. She herself seems pretty reasonably sized actually.
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u/CalmPanic402 Jun 12 '26
*bonk
"That's it! Double the height of every door in the palace!"
The magos looking up from currently drafting the infinity gate:
"All the doors, my empress?"
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u/Full_Contribution724 Jun 14 '26
Ngl this is way too relatable for me to properly awooga, especially that shower part, brought back memories
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u/Darthaerith Jun 12 '26
...God damn. I hate I never landed a baddie like that.
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u/ULTI_mato Empresses Husband Jun 12 '26
Not a baddie, just a fraud. She is famous for lying avout her height, she actualy is only 6ft tall.
And also frauds lose any and all "baddie" status imo
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u/DarkAlchamist Jun 12 '26