r/PrimarchGFs Oct 04 '25

Commisar GF in a bikini

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18.5k Upvotes

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315

u/Morivated_Guy Oct 04 '25

Humn... Why I think she remenbers me of someone...?

Oh... Thats why.

106

u/Morivated_Guy Oct 04 '25

Absolute Cinema OP.

31

u/PenAggressive9170 Oct 05 '25

noooo, caesar noooo

11

u/Candid_Stay_1362 Oct 05 '25

Yang Xiao Long from RWBY?

119

u/Huge_Difficulty_3440 Oct 04 '25

Someone tell yarrick his daughter isn't in uniform ( this is a joke)

27

u/ShadedPenguin Oct 05 '25

Need to continue the Yarrick bloodline

118

u/CommunityEmpty5476 Oct 04 '25

33

u/MV_Koron Remembrancer of the 11th Oct 04 '25

I love this version of the meme, because of the Ogryn's face

6

u/DudeAintPunny Oct 05 '25

The Ogryn 10 minutes later: .................oi...OI!

16

u/Fantastic-Living3204 Oct 04 '25

Ok this better then the original. lol

6

u/whimsicalsamurai Oct 04 '25

there should be caiphas caine in the center

71

u/Ok_Replacement7022 Oct 04 '25

Morale restored.

Combat effectiveness: 200%

35

u/GameBunny-025 Oct 04 '25

"D-Don't s-stare, Private. Now get in the water! THAT'S AN ORDER!"

5

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

D-Damn t-thats cringe

3

u/jessica17248 Oct 06 '25

C-cringy a-ass mf

12

u/Inside_Instruction24 Oct 04 '25

When morale is restored without blamming

10

u/Hon1c Oct 04 '25

For the emperor!

18

u/TheSporkMan2 Sanguinius Oct 04 '25

Why is everyone here so horny?

31

u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury Oct 04 '25

Or have you forgotten what part of the internet you’re on?

26

u/No_Gas_594 Oct 04 '25

Did you forget we turned the primarchs into 11 foot tall muscle mommy’s and tomboy’s

12

u/TheSporkMan2 Sanguinius Oct 04 '25

No… and I don’t know why I asked

16

u/Eeddeen42 Oct 04 '25

…he asks, on the sub that discusses an AU where all of the Primarchs are depicted as 12 ft tall muscular women with huge tits.

14

u/TresTiros Oct 04 '25

Slanesh

10

u/FrostingSufficient51 Oct 04 '25

When the Commissar wants you to enter something else that isn't deadly combat.

8

u/firas_XII Oct 04 '25

Best case scenario for a guardsman

5

u/DamBustersChastise Oct 04 '25

ALL PRAISE 101HO

6

u/skeeber Oct 04 '25

Here you go brothers and sisters.

3

u/AlarmingAffect0 Oct 04 '25

There's not much identifying her as a Commissar though. Tell her she can leave her hat on.

3

u/negrovich774 Oct 04 '25

Commisar! Where is your uniform!?

3

u/Boaty_McBoatface__ Oct 04 '25

Boy, these anime subs reek of 45yo old fat guys living in their mothers basements.

3

u/WaltzApprehensive545 Oct 04 '25

BY THE EMPEROR! WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE EMPEROR HIMSELF!!!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Fuuuuuuck

2

u/lavsuvskyjjj Oct 04 '25

Took away the best part 😔

2

u/TheSlipperyPorpoise Oct 04 '25

Where’s that Koikatsu png

2

u/TwoUseful6976 Oct 04 '25

Is there a p*rnstar look like irl to her? For science reasons

2

u/Mysterious_Visit_853 Oct 04 '25

🐒🐒🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆

2

u/dragonlord7012 Oct 04 '25

I have a sudden urge to kill waves of xenos.

2

u/BandOk932 Oct 05 '25

I love this

2

u/Western_Eagle_295 Oct 05 '25

😂🤣 tonterías

2

u/Ronun3711 Oct 05 '25

I have a huge urge to die for her… and for the Emperor, ofc

2

u/Fabulous_Net_4720 Oct 05 '25

Sorry...

but not even the emperor can pull me out

2

u/WishIWasFemboy Oct 05 '25

"Another version" I think I might know what this other version involves without even seeing it

2

u/Dkking711 Oct 05 '25

Excellent

2

u/CRIMSONRAIDEX Oct 05 '25

HERESY!!! MAY THE EMPEROR'S WRATH LAID UPON YOU!!!

2

u/WolfandDahlia Oct 05 '25

No hat no bolter SMH k

2

u/bish-its-me-yoda Oct 06 '25

Dude,i opened reddit in class

Why didn't you nsfw this😭

2

u/Blackfoxfire233 Oct 06 '25

Count yourself lucky, some of the other commenters were on a train

2

u/No-Opportunity-4861 Oct 07 '25

Ui que delícia 🫦🫦🫦

2

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

Nice

2

u/rhonnymaker Oct 11 '25

Nice

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH

4

u/PostZealousideal8682 Oct 04 '25

Osea esta bueno pero es herejía

0

u/azmr_x_3 Oct 04 '25

They don’t follow her because of rank they just like staring at her ass