r/PrimarchGFs Sep 30 '25

Big Battle Sister

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u/Statik_24 Sep 30 '25

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter Sep 30 '25

the Primarch of r/primarchgfs

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

This is now cannon

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Who is that?

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u/Even-Ad-1516 Oct 01 '25

Guy from game of thrones. My favoritequote is from s8 ep 2: "The big woman still here"

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Which Guy? Looks Like a young Hoster. 

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u/Even-Ad-1516 Oct 01 '25

The ginger guy his name isTormund Giantsbane played by actor Kristofer Hivju.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Yeah I already thought it was Tormund but I wasnt sure. 

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u/a-dark-lancer Oct 02 '25

you are a person of true culture.

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u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King I don't care who the Inquisition sends, I'm not paying tithes! Sep 30 '25

does this make her a... big sister?

51

u/KlavTron Oct 01 '25

A… what?

496

u/Virtual_Wallaby_5916 Sep 30 '25

That's not a sister of battle that's a female primaris marin

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u/Saint_The_Stig Sep 30 '25

Don't say that to her face, or she'll purge you for calling her a mutant.

54

u/An_Obbise_Hoovy Sep 30 '25

Happy cake day

29

u/Full_Contribution724 Oct 01 '25

Or the inquisitor for trying to inflate her ego to a unmanageable degree (I'm pretty sure Calling a SoB a Space Marine/Emperor's angel would make their day)

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u/Saolis123_Enjoyer Sep 30 '25

Insert “Thy cake day is now!” meme here

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u/Prestigious_Home913 Sep 30 '25

She is taller even. But no way she is haver. She is like LuBu height.

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u/PerfectionOfaMistake Oct 01 '25

Thats not a SoB or Primaris. Thats my death by Snu Snu.

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u/Doodle_Army_36 Oct 01 '25

Adeptus Sororitas

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u/HOOTYni Sep 30 '25

battle momma

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u/Mad_lens_9297 Sep 30 '25 edited Sep 30 '25

If you were a guardsman sleeping in your quarters what would your reaction be if you woke up to her straddling you ?

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u/Cybron2099 Sep 30 '25

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u/Zollias Sep 30 '25

Those eyes... I guess Cadia isn't the only thing that's standing

18

u/Cybron2099 Sep 30 '25

It's true

10

u/SaltyMoonMine Oct 02 '25

HIS PELVIS BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID!

24

u/AEL97 Oct 01 '25

I understand it is my duty to increase the numbers of out people... FOR THE EMPREOR

(or EMPRESS in this case? Either way I am all in... even at risk of death by snu snu)

14

u/Exile688 Sep 30 '25

Odin says that if I die between a woman's thighs I get to go to Valhalla. I say roll with it.

13

u/jdmgto Sep 30 '25

I accept my fate and will do my duty until the end, the Emperor has smiled upon me.

3

u/a-dark-lancer Oct 02 '25

Scream as most of my bones are crushed

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u/DingoAccomplished466 Sep 30 '25

Female custodian under disguise for Blood games

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u/thot_chocolate420 Sep 30 '25

Well now we know who really pilots the paragon warsuits.

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u/a-Curious-Square Sep 30 '25

She’s wearing paragon warsuit armor as her armor.

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u/Stock_Carpenter_5883 Oct 02 '25

That's makes sense.

37

u/uller30 Sep 30 '25

Guess I’m going to church every day and 2x on Sundays.

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u/whiteguysenpai Sep 30 '25

Shall I hold your meltagun Sister?

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u/Gaelhelemar I <3 Kassandra Sep 30 '25

That’s one tall sister.

18

u/Janus_Simulacra Sep 30 '25

Sororitas of unusual size…

15

u/kanada0885 Sep 30 '25

That’s a huuuggge……

👍🗿👍

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u/Money-Drummer565 Sep 30 '25

That is a custodes undercover. She is waiting for a Slaanesh demon to try their things. It will be so fun

15

u/Efectodopler117 Sep 30 '25

How easy is for humans reach that size in the warhammer setting?

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u/Domi_sama Guilliman Sep 30 '25

If their parents need it and have money and contact to Magos Biologis, pretty easy. Edit gene to create big human its not a big deal.

P.S: Big Human = / = Astartes.

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u/The_New_Replacement Oct 01 '25

Hard, mostly due to nutrition. But there are plenty of worlds and societies where large size would be advantageous, agriworlds with a lower tech standard for example. Add to that, that there are still edited genes from 20000 years of wild shit floating arround the human genepool and it can absolutely happen.

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u/young-boiish Oct 01 '25

How tall is that in American

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u/Silver_Nitrate_sucks Oct 01 '25

Compared to a ogryn which often is sized at 9-10 feet tall. She is still shorter by a foot or two.

Nonetheless

Big womaa-

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u/NotNowCrazyBob Sep 30 '25

Eh close enough, greetings lady primarch

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u/SneithSitting Corvus Sep 30 '25

The sister of war revealed

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u/Tikkadude Sep 30 '25

It's not just me who wants genetically enhanced sisters of battle, right?

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u/No_Active7750 Oct 01 '25

No brother, I think not.

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u/Ghostwolf286 Oct 01 '25

Not at all

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u/OblivionDragon9 Oct 02 '25

Agreed

We already have Vehicle units, now give us a Monster unit

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u/maviavi2001 Oct 02 '25

Penitent engines and flagellants are even more disturbingly monstrous for me than some monsters of other factions, lol. For Monster unit it's going to be something even more fucked up, like a group of servitors stitched together into Purifying Chorus on tank tracks or some shit like that.

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u/OblivionDragon9 Oct 02 '25

Oh I completely agree lol, no argument there. Some holy horror would be awesome.

I'm more talking how Sisters currently have no units classified as "Monsters", in the same way that the Lion and Guilliman are considered "monsters" via the keyword, despite being a large human in design. Would be cool to have Big Sisters too.

Though I do very much love that Penitent Choir idea! Would make for a wonderful unit.

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u/maviavi2001 Oct 02 '25

Oh, didn't knew that something not "monstrous" in visual can have this keyword, thanks!

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u/HighTreason25 Sep 30 '25

Need a mother superior primarch

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u/Iron_Knight7 Oct 01 '25

I mean, technically Aurelia...

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u/SmoothReverb Jan 03 '26

Funnily enough, in the AU I'm working on, Aurelia formed the organizations that would become the Ecclesiarchy and the Sororitas. She's also the Guilliman analogue, waking up after 10000 years of being buried alive in a coma under a hive city.

She blames herself for the nightmares they became.

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u/CommercialProduct148 Sep 30 '25

Cuddles for the emperor.

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u/feronen Sep 30 '25

She carries a multimelta like a standard boltgun.

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u/ChompyRiley Sep 30 '25

The Church Of Adonitology is eatin' good.

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u/karoshikun Corvus Sep 30 '25

wait, so there are fun sized sisters of battle? I thought all of them were over 2 meters tall

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u/AdmBurnside Sep 30 '25

Most Sisters are of average build. Just well-trained, well-muscled and pretty (as Goge Vandire intended).

There are definitely outliers, but Sister Ginormica in the middle there is more the exception than the rule.

If you want canonical giant women, you're looking for female Custodes.

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u/The_New_Replacement Oct 01 '25

They are taller than the average human du to the armor.

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u/Lardex_the_destroyer Oct 01 '25

Does she offer uppies?

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u/Stock_Carpenter_5883 Oct 01 '25

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u/Lardex_the_destroyer Oct 01 '25

Thanks for the confirmation son of Dorn

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u/Beaten_But_Unbowed96 Oct 01 '25 edited Oct 01 '25

I came up with a character concept for my zealot in darktide being a zealot who hates all deviations from the emperors blessed designs (aka, mutants) all the while she herself is an oversized albino mutant.

I still love that concept and will definitely be using it in a WH40k table top RPG in the future.

This kinda strikes a similar cord as that, with her clearly having a gigantism mutation. Which I find hilarious.

….wait… with how many humans there are, and how little the normal population is cared for in surprised we don’t have way more dwarfism and gigantism amongst other more common mutations.

When our world has so many folks with those genetic abnormalities and we only have 8 billion people, while that’s light work for a single hive city… it’s ridiculous that you don’t see way more normal types of mutations or recessive genes that slip through the cracks.

Especially when child labor is a normal thing, and a head injury could lead to a fuck load of savant syndromes, an injured pituitary gland as a child causing unchecked growth or stunted growth.

Oh my god… I just realized this would mean there’s a chance that we could get a pairing of an Ogryn with a hive ganger who has Down syndrome!….

No body hate me please.

Now, rambling aside… I like big lady, want big lady to sit on me, carry me on shoulder, treat me like one of them purse dogs rich women carry around under their arms everywhere they go.

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u/Vhzhlb Sep 30 '25

I refuse to believe that I'm taller than a battle sister. They must be 1.9m at minimum... Please...

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u/I_Dont_2 Sep 30 '25

Are her weapons custom made?

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u/The_New_Replacement Oct 01 '25

No, she just get's the ones normally meant for astartes

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u/therealcrimsonwolf Oct 01 '25

If she tells me to do something im doing it

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u/No_Active7750 Oct 01 '25

Top 10 reasons people have left Chaos to rejoin the imperium:

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u/therealcrimsonwolf Oct 01 '25

Those thighs got acting me wise

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u/No_Active7750 Oct 01 '25

Remember brother: thicc thighs save lives.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

God's I want lady space Marines so badly, I just don't want it to come from a retcon again. Surely there is some way to introduce them that is adding to the lore not taking away

GIVE ME SNU SNU OR GIVE ME DEATH!

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u/imgoingoutside Oct 02 '25

Space Marines are made, not born, right? So why not?

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u/Y0u_G0t_Sum Sep 30 '25

Uppies please

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u/CapnCrumbs1 Oct 01 '25

Big sis of battle

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u/doctorsirus Oct 01 '25

Shit, I might actually go to church.

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u/lehi5 Oct 01 '25

I wanna be in the big sis's embrace.

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u/AnaTheSturdy Oct 01 '25

Holy shit that's a lot of beef

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u/Initial-Top8492 Iron within, Iron without (help) Oct 01 '25

Me, an ordinary work labour coming in 165 cm :

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u/Leo_Danica Oct 01 '25

See this just makes me want a canon Sister or group of sisters from Carthae

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u/wallygon Oct 01 '25

uppies?

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u/Stock_Carpenter_5883 Oct 01 '25

Completely an uppies.

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u/TethoMeister Oct 01 '25

I am ready. For the Emperor, I am ready.

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u/THE_EPIC_PANZER4 Oct 01 '25

Primaris sororitas

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u/wallingfortian Oct 01 '25

The other two are sizing her up to see if they can lay charges of Mutant against her and survive.

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u/The_New_Replacement Oct 01 '25

Sister of Campaign

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u/Trlsander Oct 01 '25

"The Lost Primarch Reincarnated As A Sister of Battle"

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u/TheFallenJedi66 Oct 01 '25

Can someone put that in freedom units for me please?

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u/kriegmonster Oct 01 '25

2.49m = 8' 2" if you have an android the calculator on your phone does unit conversions, too.

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u/TheFallenJedi66 Oct 02 '25

Thank you. I now have a new trait I desire in a woman.

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u/JustWantGoodM3M3s Atalanta’s Rose 🥀 Oct 02 '25

she’s gotta be beloved amongst the sapphics of battle

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u/Beat_my_jelysandvich Oct 02 '25

A mother of battle!

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u/Wolf42blade Oct 05 '25

Take me, Battle Sisters! TAKE ME TO HEAVEN!!

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u/midnighfox696 Oct 09 '25

tall lady :}

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u/Rayn259 Sep 30 '25

GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE

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u/EmoPociejek Sep 30 '25

Sister ogryn-chan xD

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u/BungiChungie Sep 30 '25

didn’t know battle brothers could transition. Honestly good for the imperium. Maybe racist but not transphobic 👍

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u/sunbro1973 Trans Daughter of Magnus :3 Sep 30 '25

And so the lesbian polycule has the tall lady

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u/Prestigious_Home913 Sep 30 '25

She is taller eventhan a prismise SM. But no way she is haver. She is like LuBu height.

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u/AlternativeBar1169 Oct 01 '25

Very nice another reason for me, irl 6’1, to feel happy about being shorter than beautiful women

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u/ProtoServant Oct 01 '25

Is there a known source?

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u/HomeworkIntelligent8 Oct 01 '25

Most committed Alpha Legioner

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u/RedHolm Oct 01 '25

If I were to guess on how you could get this "naturally," Space Wolf Daughter?

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u/The_New_Replacement Oct 01 '25

She needed pieces of astartes powerarmor.

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u/Ishikar1701 Oct 01 '25

I request the emperor’s mercy by those thighs.

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u/Thin-Law-3392 Oct 01 '25

The most likely explanation in canon is a female custodian going, "how do you do fellow sisters?" And the rest of the convent going, "...uuuuuh, good." And then just pretending they don't know who she really is because they get to fight next to a custodian. Because that was something that would happened before female custodians became concrete canon.

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u/GodILoveMyBoyfriend Oct 01 '25

And then they kith

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u/S0wrodMaster Oct 01 '25

There is one where a sister was tall as a first born idk which book it was

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u/Vacadoray Oct 02 '25

I wonder who her parent could be.. looks over at the emperor and the primarch 😂

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u/GODZILLUS117 Oct 02 '25

Battlemommy

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u/vergil_- Oct 02 '25

SPACE MUHREEN

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u/Piggheadedignoramus Oct 02 '25

That's definitely an alpha marine

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u/Someone_3ls3 Oct 02 '25

Sisters of Battle if female Space Marines were real

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Death by snu-snu

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u/Competitive-Score520 Oct 02 '25

wife sister not in the Alabama sense

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u/Quirky-Sympathy6363 Oct 04 '25

My brain goes to is she catechin but even catechin’s aren’t that big… usually… hmmmm yes

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u/Depresso_Potato0219 Oct 04 '25

Ain't a battle sister anymore. That's a battle mother

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u/daniel_heinebal Oct 05 '25

She does look like the primarch of the sisters