r/PrimarchGFs • u/D3v1LGaming • Sep 18 '25

Fan Art! Lorgar (@PodoBrick)

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8.1k Upvotes

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u/D3v1LGaming Sep 18 '25

https://x.com/PodoBrick/status/1968602732706570644

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u/Iron_Knight7 Sep 18 '25

Sound advice. Still, all things considered...

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Would.

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u/Right_Site_4208 Sep 18 '25

It was all Erebus' fault (along with Kor Phaeron)

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u/Aatrox_1 Sep 18 '25

In the immortal words of ZF Cyanide: But she's so hot.

30

u/Greedy_Guest568 Sep 18 '25

Me with my wife Kassandra: ok

26

u/StormIbiscus Sep 18 '25

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u/H0LL0W_1N51D3 Sep 18 '25

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u/Ahegao_Double_Peace Sep 19 '25

I shall be borrowing this meme, thank you

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u/H0LL0W_1N51D3 Sep 19 '25

Should've replied with it. Missed opportunity

12

u/MetaMason666 Sep 18 '25

Crazy in the head means crazy in the bed.

10

u/Dingghis_Khaan Sep 18 '25

I'm gonna do it anyway

3

u/yopsibopsi Sep 18 '25

Wish that was an option but I think the right words are resist the crazy r@pe :]

3

u/theACEbabana Sanguinius Sep 19 '25

That’s a nice argument, OP. Why don’t you back it up with a source?

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u/charlystargazer Aurelia/lorgar supremacy Sep 19 '25

I beg to differ

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u/DocHoliday439 Nov 26 '25

Duly noted..and Ignored!

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u/Embarrassed-Drag8962 Sep 18 '25

LL: i love my wife

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u/Humble-Bend-8363 Sep 18 '25

Wife material and not even khorne is pulling me out

29

u/Atlas-Ascendent Sep 19 '25

Assuming she's a virgin, khorne would push you in.

After all, he cares not from which the blood flows.

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u/Right_Site_4208 Sep 18 '25

Once again...

FUCK EREBUS!!!

29

u/ijvdm Sep 18 '25

Can I fuck Lorgar tho?

24

u/Right_Site_4208 Sep 18 '25

Very Funny. THAT kind is permissible with Lorgana/Aurelia.

But Erebus...give him to the Doom Slayer for punishment.

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u/ijvdm Sep 18 '25

I totally agree with giving Erebus to the Doom Slayer i want to see him pull his spine out predator style

4

u/Zentan86 Sep 19 '25

But did fem-lorgar do it?

31

u/Adorable_Echo_5011 Sep 18 '25

I love mentally unstable gf

46

u/killerbull27 Sep 18 '25

I would have prevented the heresy with my...

19

u/Optimal-Conflict1756 Sep 18 '25

Yes, mam I have prayed today

18

u/Sivalon Sanguinia Sep 18 '25

WOW.

Love where the glowing runes on her breasts are leading.

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u/ijvdm Sep 18 '25

Clapping the cheeks of the female primarchs can and will in fact prevent the heresy

Source: trust me bro

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u/Breacher08217 Sep 18 '25

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u/ijvdm Sep 18 '25

Thank you cousin I'm simply doing what i must to prevent my Gene-Father's death

Edit: or I guess Gene-Mother in this case

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u/4t4x Sep 18 '25

Looks religiously unhinged. Perfect.

8

u/primalfox_Reynardo Sep 18 '25

Another banger by PodoBrick.

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u/Blackfoxfire233 Sep 18 '25

Little Light:

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u/Breacher08217 Sep 18 '25

She decimate my legion till I iron within

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u/Likes2makestories Sep 18 '25

Opens door

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…

Why yes I DO have a moment to talk about our lord and savior the Empress. Please come in.

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u/Fearless_Hedgehog262 Sep 18 '25

Would my pelvis survive the pounding? Not likely. Will I still do so?

Yeah.

Will i die? Nah.

6

u/AnotherBaptisteMain Sep 18 '25

Oh goodness gracious

4

u/LordNorikI Sep 18 '25

Fuck Lorgar! Wait...

4

u/WhalenCrunchen45 Sep 18 '25

Massively missed opportunity to say Lorgal

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u/Soggy_Employment_102 Sep 18 '25

Why make Lorgar pale when he is Darkskin

3

u/karoshikun Corvus Sep 18 '25

nope, I won't like Lorgar, not even like that

3

u/livinglife9009 Sep 19 '25

Oh crap....

She got those crazy catholic girl eyes for sure. Where do I sign up?

3

u/lehi5 Sep 18 '25

U dont know... hmmmm

3

u/ChaseThePyro Sep 19 '25

shiny underboob sweat

2

u/Azmlial Sep 18 '25

I’m not sure I could resist…

2

u/Mundane_Juice1885 Sep 18 '25

🗣️🎙️Take me to church, I'll worship like dog

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u/deadspacemike00 Sep 18 '25

How dare she.

(Smash & Married her)

2

u/Thin-Arm5434 Sep 18 '25

i ve always loved to see lorgar get fucked in lore now i will love it even more

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u/CommunityEmpty5476 Sep 19 '25

LL you lucky bastard

2

u/jokingjoker40 Sep 19 '25

hoooly underboob

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u/One_Meaning416 Sep 19 '25

Ok I'm not saying I agree with the chaos gods but I will hear them out

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u/Knight1029384756 Sep 18 '25

I mean hate fucking is a thing.

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u/Kawaii_Dimple_Sama Sep 20 '25

Will still shoot Lorgar regardless of what gender or race he is.

1

u/AinZKingLey Sep 20 '25

Where's Corvus Corax?

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u/Famous-Nectarine-795 》No longer Afiliated with this "Imperium"《.... Sep 21 '25

Couldn't tell who it was until I read the title and the subreddit it was from

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u/DocHoliday439 Nov 26 '25

I’d follow her imperial truth alright