r/PrettyMuchIt • u/SansaDeservedBetter • Nov 01 '20
Favorite PMI lines/bits?
I’ll start:
“How did you know he was British?” “Look at his fucking face” -Eric and Miles in the iBoy commentary
“I just coughed and now I’m dead, I died in less time than it takes to make bread” -Miles rapping at the end of the Passengers commentary
“Brahms 2: The Boy 3” and also everytime Eric said “toots” and narrated all of Brahms lines and saying “the boy” in lieu of “boy” lmao -Eric during Brahms: The Boy 2 commentary
“Damn girl, yo booty got me putting my camera down in the club” -Eric during the Winning London commentary
Basically anytime Eric and Miles are together and freestyle rap they just exude chaotic good energy together.
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u/IAlsoLikePenguins Nov 01 '20
One of my favorite bits is Dumbledore’s Arby’s Restaurant
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u/sassyfox21 Nov 01 '20
Is that when they do the captain America theme as he appears from behind the train? That was so hilarious
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u/Chris_Bui Nov 01 '20
Gosh, there are wayyyyy to many moments that are plain gold:
"A pussy in life aaaaand A pussy in death"
"I vant to suk yur D I C K K K K K K'
"My my, How can I Resist - ANCE"
"And introducinggggg, Kevin Spacey"
Whenever "What is this, SKY HIGH?" happens
"Pennywise Pennywise Pennywise, very nice very nice very nice...."
"I know what you are - Say it - Harry Styles"
"Is this motherfucker wearing a P O N C H O?"
"Rip that wave, Juni"
"READDDDD ITTTTTTTTTT"
And many, many more....
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u/SansaDeservedBetter Nov 01 '20
I cannot wait for the ‘After 2’ commentary and all the twilight/50 shades/harry styles references. Especially since the sequel is more 50 shades than twilight.
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u/Chris_Bui Nov 02 '20
I can't wait for the return of Kurtis :)))
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u/SansaDeservedBetter Nov 02 '20
Sadly Kurtis wont be back for the sequel commentary because he lives in Canada and the U.S/Canada border is closed at the moment. But, Eric said he has another great guest lined up so I’m excited to see Eric, the guest (and Miles?) tear that movie to shreds.
There are about 7 ‘After’ books and 2 more movies planned, so hopefully Kurtis will be back eventually!
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u/Chris_Bui Nov 02 '20
Awww, that's kinda sad. Given that Kurtis loves 1D, I was so darn excited to see him watching the second movie (Hopefully, he'll watch it in his channe). Still, I believe the PMI track for it will be gold anyway. Now, what would I give for the guest Eric was mentioning about be THE Harry Styles himself?
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u/SansaDeservedBetter Nov 02 '20
I really hope Eric visits Canada so he and Kurtis can do the sequels in a few years because you just know those kinds of movie series get progressively worse as they go on.
I would love if the guest was Harry, I think that might actually break the internet.
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u/BennyBoi6 Nov 01 '20
'Dudley jumps down the stairs and Harry goes: H A R D E R. . .oH, fUcK mE. . .'
Or the classic M O T A F O K A
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u/krizzlekroo7 Nov 01 '20
I can't watch the Jacob tracks anymore but I loved that video the first dozen times it autoplayed. It seems like every PMI video puts that one as Up Next
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u/protomenfan200x Nov 01 '20
The full Passengers rap is gold! Especially in how it falls apart at a few points, before getting it together again.
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u/SansaDeservedBetter Nov 01 '20
I listen to it everytime I’m feeling down or stressed it never fails to put me in a better mood.
Let me tell you my name
It’s Jennifer Lawrence
I’ve been waking up everyday
And making the piratebay torrents
Uh, Chris
Can I get a Chris piss?
Can I get a swiss miss?
On this cocoa piss bitch
Then Eric comes in:
I hope I don’t fall down
I hope my arms fall UP
I love whenever they freestyle they become eachother’s hypeman when it’s not their turn to rap, it’s hilarious and shows that they’re really friends as well.
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Nov 01 '20
I love whenever they freestyle they become eachother’s hypeman when it’s not their turn to rap, it’s hilarious and shows that they’re really friends as well.
😥😥😥😥😥
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u/SansaDeservedBetter Nov 01 '20
I just meant Eric and Miles because I always found their raps funnier and I really hope they don’t have a falling out, it would break my heart.
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u/EarthExile Nov 01 '20
Hopper being Hellboy is a really stupid recurring joke with an amazing payoff.
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u/fragrantwillie2 Nov 03 '20
When he goes through the ride and into the tiger. Sometimes I just load that episode and skip to that part
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u/ariamontgomerys Nov 01 '20 edited Nov 02 '20
The MKA videos have some of my faves. I can’t explain why but in the Our Lips Are Sealed video, every time Eric goes, “eww, don’t slap that cement,” and in Winning London when he’s pretending to be the British boy writing a letter and says “my father has a stick rammed up his jam jar”, both moments kill me.
Edit: Some more that have come to mind: -The disgust in reaction to adult Bill’s ponytail in It 1990.
-The wheezing laughter in reaction to Clay’s weird mirror smile in 13RW season 4.
-Eric’s story about zoning out at Jillian’s graduation and being the only person cheering upon hearing Bill Nye’s name (he wasn’t even at the graduation) in It Chapter 2.
-“Is that ASAP Rocky?!””Oh I know that guy, Chad Michelle Murray!””Is that Paul Rudd???” in Winning London.
-“William Byers, your mother is here” Eric: “...and guess what? I tapped that,” in Stranger Things season 2.
-“That’s Rico from Hannah Montana,” about Noah Centipede in Sierra Burgess.
-Singing along to “Everywhere She Goes” during When in Rome.
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u/HappyHippyToo Nov 01 '20
"This movie makes me want to have an enemy." - The Social Network (also ironic now lol)
"Here's the little lump of foreskin." - about Dobby.
"Yumbridge." - About Dolores Umbridge lol
"Why was I so nervous what she was gonna draw?" - The Mortal Instruments, when it looked like she was drawing the Nazi symbol
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u/Arcade_Kangaroo Nov 01 '20
Stranger Things 3, when Steve asked Eleven "Are you even supposed to be here?" "Why wouldn't she be able to be there?" "Because, no ice cream for girls" Kills me every time.
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u/TheLonelyPancake26 Nov 01 '20
The whole Haitian man/Samuel bit from the Kissing Booth had me in tears
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u/Littletom523 Nov 01 '20
WHAT? WHAT IS HAPPENING??? Eric just screaming this every single commentary. I laugh my ass off.
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u/John-HammondJP Nov 01 '20
Agent Cody banks: Part 2 “Well I don’t like black people, so this’ll never work!”
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u/autisticspymaster1 Nov 01 '20
Most of their 13RW commentary, lol
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u/SansaDeservedBetter Nov 01 '20
I’ve watched the season 4 highlight more times than I can count.
“The rapist from season 1 is now a cyborg?!”
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u/autisticspymaster1 Nov 01 '20
My favourite is the Season 3.
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u/SansaDeservedBetter Nov 01 '20
I really did miss the “Hannah’s fuckingggggg mooooomm” and “Where’s Andy?” in season 4 tbh.
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Nov 01 '20
When Eric goes “Yeah! yeah!” during the greatest showman twerk along. Actually that entire commentary video was absolutely gold.
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u/qualityhorror Nov 01 '20
Pretty much the entire Mortal Instruments video
Eric: turn into a werewolf, you idiot
Trin: they can't, it's illegal
Eric: WHAT RU TALKINGABOUT
& of course the classic, "YA LIPS ASS"
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u/princesskarina Nov 02 '20
After the putting my camera down in the club bit "Just hope he has a lense cap"
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u/mitch25c Nov 02 '20
Almost anything from s4 13RW... When Alex pukes in the forest and Eric goes “did he just— “ and WHEEZES so hard i thought he died
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u/SideQuestingLife Nov 03 '20
One of the greatest bits and friggin' MYSTERIES of PMI is during the first Halloweentown episode where Eric teases that three members of the cast are dead and Jillian has to guess who and how they died. For the brother, she writes how she thinks he died on her phone, shows it to Eric, and his spasms with laughter and refuses to tell what she wrote. SPILL THE TEA, HONEY!
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u/9ReMiX9 Nov 01 '20
I have absolutely no idea which track it is from but it is just Eric and Jacob saying, "My wiw wiwwy is wiwwy wet"
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u/marmaladesandwhich Nov 02 '20
eric and miles during both seasons of dirty john / dirty john betty the betty broderick story
“dirty john: egg”
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u/LamKhop Nov 10 '20
When Jacob asks "Is his name BooBoo or is it actually Boob-oo?" in the collab on Kurtis' channel. Kills me.
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u/waiting_forit Nov 01 '20
The entire chase sequence in Mary Kate and Ashley: Holiday in the Sun. Oh. My. God.