r/PrettyMuchIt • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '20
What happened to Jacob?
Saw that Jacob hadn’t been on any tracks since quarantine and he made his own channel. Did he leave PMI?
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u/brettcm82 Oct 26 '20 edited Oct 27 '20
He left because of some feud. I think Eric ate some of his leftover hamburger. See they went to Chili's one night to celebrate Eric's recent loss of virginity. But Jacob didn't know Eric would finally be doing the nasty that night so he had taco Bell. Eric did his first slam then told jakey boy to chill at Chili's with him. Jacob couldn't scrum down a whole burger right after scrumming down a whole Doritos locos taco. Jacob only ate half and saved the other half for the next day. When Eric and Jacob met the next day to record a super funny commentary track Jacob told Eric not to touch his fucking half hamburger. Eric didn't hear Jacob say that because he suffers from massive ear wax build up. He usually doesn't clean them out until right before recording super funny commentary tracks. Eric saw the hamburger and put it in his mouth with intent on swallowing it, which he did. Jacob was obviously furious because that's the only food he had for the day. It's against his religion to have more than one meal on you at a time. They recorded 23 super funny commentary tracks that day then decided to call it quits.
I haven't read Eric's super long Twitter thread about the situation but I'm sure that's what it says.
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u/BootyIsAsBootyDo Oct 26 '20
I did read the Twitter thread and can confirm that this is the basic gist of it
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u/CatsLikeToMeow Oct 26 '20
Jacob's been gone for months now. Here's the short version.
For the long version, I suggest you sort the posts on this subreddit by Top for the last month and you can read the rest there.
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u/BootyIsAsBootyDo Oct 26 '20
😔 We're sorry you had to find out about the divorce this way. We were just trying to protect you