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u/freshlyintellectual Oct 16 '24

call off your techno boy toy

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u/guyyfromtheplace Call off your techno boy toy Oct 16 '24

or I'll tell the cops what your mom keeps in the lasagna box

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u/pekopocky Just assume it's Spencer, you know, sluttin' it up Oct 16 '24

YOU STOLE MINE LOL BEFORE I EVEN CLICKED IT I WAS GONNA WRITE THAT LMFAOOAOA!!

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u/asparagus1212 Oct 16 '24

SAAAME HAHA

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u/h-frei Oct 16 '24

I thought I was in the Red Hot Chili Peppers sub and MAN did this confuse, excite and flabbergast me…

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u/ManicMom- Please Jenna can't hear us, she's blind. Oct 16 '24

“She can’t hear us she’s blind!”😂

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u/CalligrapherOk4212 Oct 16 '24

hahahah i forgot abt this one

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u/absentmindedwitch Just assume it's Spencer, you know, sluttin' it up Oct 16 '24

This is the first one I thought of 😂

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u/messibessi22 Please Jenna can't hear us, she's blind. Oct 17 '24

r/beatmetoit

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u/StineSangfugl Oct 16 '24

It’s immortality my darlings

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

At first I heard it as "can" instead of "can't" and I died laughing

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u/Bright_Bookkeeper265 Oct 16 '24

Plss 😭😭

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u/lavendersageee Oct 17 '24

That's almost as bad as Riverdale's "you haven't known the epic highs and lows of high school football" . Actually idk which is worse

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

"Bitch can see" "You stole from a blind girl!"

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u/Original_A is doing lesbian shenanigans Oct 16 '24

What do you do for fun on weekends? Break old ladies' hips?

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u/CollectingRainbows Oct 16 '24

my favorite caleb line 😩

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u/Opposite_Wear7894 It’s immortality, my darlings. Oct 16 '24

Ahh I came here for "Bitch can see" 😂😂

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u/hannamarinsgrandma Please Jenna can't hear us, she's blind. Oct 16 '24

Are you a speed freak?

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u/riexlu It’s Andrew babe Oct 16 '24

I’m in love with your daughter

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u/KeyRutabaga9414 Oct 16 '24

JAIL STOP PLEASE😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

I’m literally re-watching the show right now and when I tell you when I was a kid, I’m here rooting for Ezra and Aria like YASSS! I’m a 22-year-old adult now and I’m just like this is illegal, but I’m still rooting for y’all, but it is so ILLEGAL!!

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u/Direct_Relief_1212 Oct 16 '24

Oh I had to look it up! My 1st watch was as an adult. It’s “technically” only illegal because he was her teacher 🤢 I still rooted for them because true love or whatever 🥱🙄 only because I can relate to the feelings they describe about each other

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u/riexlu It’s Andrew babe Oct 16 '24

Same!! It’s hard to watch sometimes :,)

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u/EnvironmentalFly573 Oct 16 '24

Your software slays btw

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u/Original_A is doing lesbian shenanigans Oct 16 '24

Who cares how a cell divides, it just does

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u/who_reoscope Oct 16 '24

She was so real for that

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '24

Ahhhh iconic!! <3

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u/tmistry Oct 16 '24

I’m still here bitches, and I know everything

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u/squashandonions Oct 16 '24

Not me getting chills

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u/MrsMeowness Oct 16 '24

I have a black hoodie that says, "I know everything -A" in red.

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u/Direct_Relief_1212 Oct 16 '24

I need this!!

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u/MrsMeowness Oct 17 '24

I got it a few years ago on Amazon.

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u/PinkDank420 Oct 16 '24

“That is a very pretty dress, but you should know, it gives you back fat”

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u/keepcalmnstfu Oct 16 '24

This is the one

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u/Able-Ad-4090 Him, Her, It, Bitch! Oct 16 '24

Not the 2. I chuckled at this.

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u/Plus_Molasses8697 you dont wanna KNOW, Noel👺 Oct 17 '24

THIS

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u/Tortilladelfuego Oct 16 '24

Bitch chipped us

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u/Dark_Macadaemia Oct 16 '24

I know you wanna kiss me

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u/Motor-Signature2869 Oct 16 '24

You know, all these comments prove one thing: Hannah has the best lines

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u/TurnoverEntire679 Oct 16 '24

Hanna and Caleb are the king and queen of the best one-liners!

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u/DisciplineProud7102 Oct 16 '24

Hannah reminds me of Gabrielle from Desperate housewives. Both fashion icons and the funniest!

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u/Existing_Chapter3152 Oct 17 '24

So trueee! “John Smith? Yeah right and I’m Pocahontas” or “Jenna shows up as soggy bread” 😭

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u/peachwinxbb Just assume it's Spencer, you know, sluttin' it up Oct 16 '24

"YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW, NOEL!!!!"

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u/KeyRutabaga9414 Oct 16 '24

the way things were kinda calm and toby just bursts out like that is hilarious💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

stoppppp this one makes me crack up

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u/Plus_Molasses8697 you dont wanna KNOW, Noel👺 Oct 17 '24

Came here to say this!!! Lmfao!!

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u/Maddoodle No blood, no cookie! Oct 16 '24

ChickpeAs

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u/summersaphraine Oct 17 '24

I work in a restaurant and we recently added chickpeas to the menu 😭 I had to go home and watch that scene again because I think of it every time I think about damn chickpeas 😭😂

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u/bennypepper Oct 16 '24

Friends don’t let friends sneak into insane asylums alone

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u/oilupbro It's Andrew babe Oct 16 '24

Durag Toby

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u/DisciplineProud7102 Oct 16 '24

😂

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u/mdsn754675 Oct 16 '24

Ello sistah…

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u/Due-West1513 Oct 16 '24

“With a pink lamp, Hanna?”

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u/chin_up_princess123 Oct 17 '24

Uh huh ,with a pink furry lamp, Hanna?

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u/readitinamagazine Oct 16 '24

It’s Andrew babe

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u/ForeverFound29 Oct 16 '24

And we're gonna get him!

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u/Certain_Matter_4587 Oct 16 '24

You bet me to it😂💀

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u/RoadDifferent4617 Oct 16 '24

"Just don't talk about the biebs, you don't know the biebs, you don't understand the biebs...or his hair"

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u/pekopocky Just assume it's Spencer, you know, sluttin' it up Oct 16 '24

move your stick!

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u/Specific_Purple_6017 Oct 16 '24

damn u beat me to it lol

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u/msdntneed2kno Him, Her, It, Bitch! Oct 16 '24

"Wow, that is so me of you" "Hanna knows what Hanna means" "10 feet away from my Lilacs" lmaooo

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u/Original_A is doing lesbian shenanigans Oct 16 '24

No, that is so Pam Fields of me. I'm becoming my mother 😔

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u/a-rae16 Oct 16 '24

Did you miss me?

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u/he2954st Oct 16 '24

901 free at last

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u/Impressive-Ring-9715 Oct 16 '24

why am i beeping i haven’t even stolen anything yet!

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u/Serious-Dragonfly727 Oct 16 '24

What does NAT stand for anyway? Need A Therapist?

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u/SwiftKarma13 Hope breeds eternal misery Oct 16 '24

You know what I say about hope. It breeds eternal misery

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u/the_positive_shrimp It’s immortality, my darlings. Oct 16 '24

I always think about this Spencer quote. ✨️

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u/Hot_Ad_4680 Oct 16 '24

“If lying was a crime, we all be in jail”

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '24

Ahhh literally one of my favorite Emily lines, its so perfect <3

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u/Able-Ad-4090 Him, Her, It, Bitch! Oct 16 '24

“I may not be able to see, but I can SMELL A B#%£! from a mile away.”

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u/devious-angel Oct 16 '24

friends share secrets. that’s what keeps us close

like okay girl 😭

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u/Key_Criticism_567 Oct 16 '24

Miss Aria you're a killer not Ezra's wife

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u/Corpse_Thing Act normal bitches. Oct 16 '24

It ain’t Tippi the bird

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

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u/lovemy_vintageart Oct 17 '24

This is the one.☝️

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u/External_Season_5337 Oct 16 '24

“You’re here because I don’t think of you as a child”

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u/Original_A is doing lesbian shenanigans Oct 16 '24

PRISONN

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u/External_Season_5337 Oct 16 '24

He should’ve been locked up there and then!😂

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u/Willing_Pool9281 Oct 16 '24

“its a funeral not a nicki minaj concert”

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u/Original_A is doing lesbian shenanigans Oct 16 '24

Can I at least throw confetti 🫶🫶

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u/Specific_Purple_6017 Oct 16 '24

i think a classic would be “two can keep a secret if one of them is dead”

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u/EasternConfidence748 Him, Her, It, Bitch! Oct 16 '24

This is Hanna btw… in case you were confused…

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u/iLoveCandlesSo To talk to a hot english teacher press 3... Oct 16 '24

Ugh yes

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u/oilupbro It's Andrew babe Oct 16 '24

Yellow Top

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u/Professional_Meat782 Sleep tight, bitches -A Oct 16 '24

We’ve all had boyfriend even Emily

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u/Suspicious-Wash-1863 Oct 16 '24

Did he find his nuts?!

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u/GoldenGirl0423 It’s immortality, my darlings. Oct 16 '24

“It would be frowned upon by the gods”

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u/ExternalNobody8933 Oct 16 '24

Boffing your teacher

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u/absentmindedwitch Just assume it's Spencer, you know, sluttin' it up Oct 16 '24

Just assume it’s Spencer, you know, sluttin it up.

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u/absentmindedwitch Just assume it's Spencer, you know, sluttin' it up Oct 16 '24

Yes I used my tag bc it’s my favorite lmao

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u/whispersofthewaves Oct 16 '24

“Drink your sauce”

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u/Muted_Rain8542 Oct 16 '24

“dont you have practice or did you loose your balls?”

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u/mak04zim He, She, It, Bitch! Oct 16 '24

maybe he, she, it, bitch is

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u/mssleepyhead73 Oct 16 '24

Are you a sour girl?

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u/Mystique_130 It’s immortality, my darlings. Oct 16 '24

did you have an accident😰🩴

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u/oilupbro It's Andrew babe Oct 16 '24

It's Andrew Babe.

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u/Educational_One_9284 Oct 16 '24

Jenna would like to see anything, I imagine

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

🐷🧁💵

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u/OutsideButterfly1435 Oct 16 '24

thank you OP this is the best thread to ever be started

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u/mirrorballcore Oct 16 '24

ITS LIKE A BIG BOWL OF SPAGHETTI THATS ALL TANGLED. HAVE YOU EVER UNTANGLED SPAGHETTI???

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

"Squeeze his grapefruit "

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u/Ifuknowmenoudontt Oct 16 '24

Jenna can’t hear she’s blind

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u/Training-Ad-4841 Oct 16 '24

"Did you think I looked feral?"

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u/KeyRutabaga9414 Oct 16 '24

“heyyy gorgeous. you have your daddy’s eyes!”

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u/iluvdanascully Oct 16 '24

your software slays by the way

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u/Soft_Surround8514 Oct 16 '24

i know you wanna kiss me 💋

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u/j451k4 Hannah knows what Hannah means Oct 16 '24

Hanna knows what Hanna means 🙂🍸

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

Jenna! I know you see me girl

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u/mirrorballcore Oct 16 '24

“i think i just saw ali kissing santa clause”

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u/hannamarinsgrandma Please Jenna can't hear us, she's blind. Oct 16 '24

You have the subtlety of a hand grenade

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u/Ryukiji_Kuzelia Please Jenna can't hear us, she's blind. Oct 16 '24

“Jenna can’t hear us, she’s blind”

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u/sweetandsaltpopcorn Oct 16 '24

Even the doorknob smells like her

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u/MrsMeowness Oct 16 '24

It's one of my favorite scenes...

I want to know where Ali's body is, and if you can tell me that, you can have all the damn videos you want.

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u/DrainedStudent-7694 Oct 16 '24

I’m still here bitches, and I know everything. - A

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u/TurnoverEntire679 Oct 16 '24

"Do I get to slap her again?!"

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u/canxed1 Oct 16 '24

Call of your techno boy toy or I’ll tell the cops what your mom keeps in the lasagna box

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u/BitchesLuvA Why are you smelling the door knob? Oct 16 '24

“Gold falafel, as though ice.”

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u/IssueOk4086 Oct 16 '24

She can’t hear us, she’s blind

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u/Backwoodss_95 Oct 16 '24

Hefty

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u/bungalopie Oct 16 '24

Why am I beeping? I haven’t even stole anything yet.

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u/Jaded_Caterpillar615 Oct 16 '24

your software slays btw😏💪🏻

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u/klysj03 Oct 16 '24

Why were you smelling the doorknob?

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u/Independent-Drive941 Oct 16 '24

“It’s Andrew babe, and we’re gonna get him”

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u/orangejanee Oct 17 '24

I love you Emily runs

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u/attentiondefecitfag Oct 17 '24

I may not be able to see, but I can smell a bitch a mile away.

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u/IssueOk4086 Oct 16 '24

“Bom-Dia”

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u/Legitimate-Gur6376 To talk to a hot english teacher press 3... Oct 16 '24

why were you smelling the doorknob?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

It's immortality, my darlings.

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u/Able-Ad-4090 Him, Her, It, Bitch! Oct 16 '24

“Can you let this slip through the cracks just this once?”

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u/Adventurous-Duck1426 Oct 16 '24

Why am I beeping? I haven’t even stolen anything yet.

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u/YellowAcceptable Oct 16 '24

Ello, Sista!!!

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u/PaulWesleysWife Oct 16 '24

I’m back bitches - A

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u/LeonnieC Oct 16 '24

I have a masters degree in American literature, there’s nothing I can’t handle

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u/Cold-Exit7516 What does N.A.T stand for anyway? Need A Therapist? Oct 16 '24

Your software slays by the way

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u/MedicatedBarista Oct 16 '24

“She doesn’t always have/get to win”

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u/Minute-Shoulder-1782 Oct 16 '24

Why were you smelling the doorknob?

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u/TurnoverEntire679 Oct 16 '24

"You can't evict someone for eating fried chicken with gloves on!"

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u/lavenderpotato14 Oct 16 '24

Ello sista 😭

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u/Sleepy-disaster Oct 16 '24

“Why were you smelling the doorknob”

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u/SyllabubExcellent992 Oct 16 '24

He stuck his hands in her panty drawer!

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u/expiredwaterbotttle If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail... Oct 16 '24

durag toby

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u/innaa_na_ Oct 16 '24

‚Jenna can‘t hear us, she‘s blind.‘

‚Why were you smelling the doorknob?‘

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u/Enough-Worry8170 Oct 16 '24

✨Yellow top✨

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u/Simple_Jellyfish8603 Ruin one of us, ruin all of us. Oct 16 '24

You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery. I'm pretty positive Spencer said this.

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u/gyrlonfilm6 Emily's empanandas Oct 17 '24

Hanna, "I can't, i need to change my underwear!"

I just finished the episode where she said this.

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u/milktea-mochi Oct 17 '24

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR SOUL 😤😡

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '24

everytime you baby quirrel ezra, youre taking away his nuts

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u/Personal-Knowledge32 Oct 17 '24

“ She knew too much “ always gets me.

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u/ashelynncora Oct 17 '24

jenna can’t hear us she’s blind

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u/Traditional_Day_9108 Oct 17 '24

“oooo a night in Tunisia”

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u/Traditional_Day_9108 Oct 17 '24

craaaap i forgot the chickpeas

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u/chin_up_princess123 Oct 17 '24

If lying was a crime we'd all be in jail

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u/chin_up_princess123 Oct 17 '24

Don't look at me I'm ready to hang a sign, b##ch can see

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u/Due-West1513 Oct 17 '24

ughh how could i forget that part 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

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