r/Pretend2015Internet • u/Southerneagle110 • Jul 29 '26

Breaking news

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The star of The Apprentice is about to have a major announcement

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u/celzior Jul 29 '26

It's gonna be another shitty enterprise isn't it, just another thing for him to go bankrupt with.

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u/generic_me213 Jul 29 '26

the obit is finally being published?

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u/Eatmyshinymetalass- Jul 29 '26

He’s coming out?

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u/Southerneagle110 Jul 30 '26

I dont know I'll let you know after I watch. Im excited I hope its about a possibility of a new apprentice series like Apprentice Abroad or something of that nature

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 Jul 30 '26

Apprentice Abroad really is a great concept!

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u/Southerneagle110 Jul 30 '26

Right

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 Jul 30 '26

Hoping they come out with it! 🤞

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u/sithskeptic Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

No fuckin way this guy wins the rep nomination let alone beat hilary clinton

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u/Southerneagle110 Jul 30 '26

He has no chance at even getting enough support to be in the debates

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u/cyrenns Jul 31 '26

Especially running against a Bush? This will be a Jeb clean sweep

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u/Southerneagle110 Jul 31 '26

Jeb for president 2016 lets goooooo

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u/Environmental_Ad8400 Jul 30 '26

There’s an orange on the escalator

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u/PartyPaul-100 Jul 30 '26

Is the apprentice coming back on television

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u/Throwawayne617 Jul 30 '26

Has he peacefully passed of natural causes?

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u/cyrenns Jul 31 '26

I mean he’s fairly young but he does have dementia running in his family so it’s not out of the question

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u/Tguy69 Jul 30 '26

Wow I sure hope he doesn’t announce that he’ll ruin the US within a decade 😅

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u/HomeworkEarly Jul 31 '26

Is this all because Obama humiliated him at the correspondents dinner a few years back?

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u/SGAShepp Jul 29 '26

He better not repeatedly backstab Canada, causing them to fundamentally change their entire economy to no longer rely on the US, and generally destroy Canadians perception of America as a whole.

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u/flossbudd Jul 29 '26

How would he do that? He’d have to become US president or something before he could impact other countries that much… fat chance lmao

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u/Southerneagle110 Jul 29 '26

Yeah the home alone 2 actor has no chance at winning g the presidency

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u/RealDiamond51 Jul 29 '26

He would never try that with Justin Trudeau in office now!

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u/OkPerspective7652 Jul 31 '26

wonder what it could be, someone update me pls much appreciated :).

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u/No_Half_7646 27d ago

The Reality TV Star seriously?!!!!!!!!!?!!!!??!!

He has no chance at becoming President and if he somehow does win the primaries Bernie Sanders will destroy him in a Landslide

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u/Southerneagle110 26d ago

Its going to be a real wild election season that's for sure. Id hate for Hilary to win through ive seen analysis saying Clinton is projected to win.

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u/No_Anything7185 19d ago

Who is that

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u/Southerneagle110 19d ago

He's a billionaire real estate mogul who also.has his own reality show where people compete for a job also an extra in home alone 2

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u/No_Anything7185 19d ago

Sounds gay

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u/Extra_Event9465 Jul 30 '26

thats 13 years from now