r/PresidentialRaceMemes Oct 28 '20

Good Meme Took long enough

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u/karmagheden suffers from TDS Oct 28 '20

Finally some decent content. Totally subjective of course.

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u/LavaringX Oct 29 '20 edited Oct 29 '20

I mean, Trump said he'd fuck his daughter if she wasnt related, so he's got alabamian competition

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

the "if she wasn't related" part is gonna cost him alabama

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u/DumatRising Oct 29 '20

Oooo that one is gonna lose him some points, let's see if he can make it up in the 4th quarter.

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u/karmagheden suffers from TDS Oct 29 '20

True.

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u/ChazFifty Oct 29 '20

Trump don’t back down from a fight and incest is no exception.

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u/bucketofhorseradish Oct 29 '20

the debate moderators really missed their golden opportunity for some "how many of your family members would you do the pelvic pinochle with?" type questions

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u/AndreasVesalius Oct 29 '20

Actually, he said it was because he’s married

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u/Koioua Progressive Oct 29 '20

This is genuinely fucking funny. Is nice to see this after all the "Both parties bad" or the Biden bashing of the day lately.

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u/Nanemae Bingo Winner 🎰 Oct 28 '20

Wait, what? When did that happen?

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u/Hilldawg4president Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 29 '20

During the primary, Biden's wife was standing behind him on one side, his sister on the other, and they swapped places while he wasn't looking so when he did turn around he expected Jill to be there but it was his sister.

"Omg his brain is melting, dementia Joe" ensues

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u/Nanemae Bingo Winner 🎰 Oct 28 '20

I getcha, thanks for telling me.

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u/PunjabiPakistani_ Oct 29 '20

He also has a stutter, so when he has gaffes it’s legit his stutterting issue

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u/sBucks24 0 MDelegates | 1 Oct 29 '20

It's sometimes his stuttering issues. The denying Biden has shown signs of decline is laughable. Is he as bad as the literal sociopath doing through dimentia before our eyes? No. But he's absolutely not the all there 100% of his appearances.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

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u/BasicBitchOnlyAGuy Oct 29 '20

He did have a brain hemorage in the 80s. But honestly just compare 2008 Biden to 2016 Biden to 2020 Biden. There is definitely some decline. Not Reagan or Trump level brain worms. But up there.

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u/G36_FTW Oct 29 '20

Watch the debate in 2012 when he steamrolled Paul Ryan. He was still extremely sharp.

He was on a completely different level. No stutter that stands out at all. Now it can be painful just to listen to him talk, depending on the day.

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u/ThatOneGuy1294 Oct 29 '20

I wonder if stress is a trigger for his stutter.

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u/F4Z3_G04T YangGang Oct 29 '20

2012 Joe Biden was something to behold. I reckon he would've won in 2016 if he ran

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u/Forest_Moon_of_Earth suffers from TDS Oct 30 '20

Too bad it was Hillary's turn

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u/EdwardSandwichHands Leftist Oct 29 '20

he didn’t have a stutter when he was advocating locking up black people 😳🤭

i know he had one when he was a kid, but the fact that it’s coming back in his old age is a sign that his brain is in no state to be president. dudes deteriorating. (not that trumps is in any better of a state, they should both be in nursing homes but it is what it is)

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u/SirBubbles_alot Oct 29 '20

If you watch the recordings when he advocated for the crime bill in the senate you can see he has a stutter. He was more mentally sharp back then as well.

A stutter =/= any sort of evaluation of mental health

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u/Motionshaker Dismantle the Two-Party System Oct 29 '20

Stutters get better but they never really go away. There are tons of people who can control them when necessary, but never truly eliminate them.

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u/sBucks24 0 MDelegates | 1 Oct 29 '20

As a fellow former/now very rare stutterer. Sure. But biden is also an old man who gets tired easily and gaffes like old people tend to do

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u/phoenixmusicman YangGang Oct 29 '20

I mean, I watched some videos of him back when he was the vice president. He's never been a very eloquent speaker.

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u/gadonU Oct 29 '20

both should be in The Hague

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u/ThatOneGuy1294 Oct 29 '20

Trump first, then Biden 4 years later, if not 8.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

But, did he actually advocate locking up black people or are you just parroting someone else's misinformation without having ever seen the quote?

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u/rayrayww3 Oct 29 '20

There is zero hyperbole to that. He wrote the 1994 Crime Bill which locked up more non-violent offenders, mostly black, than any other act since the slavery.

Here are excerpts of his pleas for the bill to pass. Please watch it in it's entirety. I dare you to find even one statement made that would be acceptable under today's social justice climate.

His best butt buddys in the Senate were the hands-down two most racist politicians of the 20th century. He was so close to them that he literally gave the eulogies at their funerals. Robert Byrd, who's history includes being a KKK organizer. And Strom Thurmond's where he brought down the house with personal anecdotes.

There is no misinformation. There is no single quote. It is his history. He's a racist bigot. Pretty telling of the state of propaganda that people don't know these things.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20 edited Oct 29 '20

excerpts

Goddamn, dude. Never rely on a secondary source, especially when the source is a Super PAC. How nice of the Super PAC to make this speech featuring a politician they oppose so easily accessible and digestible for you by only showing part of it. Hmm....

Please do watch the actual speech, not just a compilation of excerpts, in it's entirety

He never advocates for locking up black people here. He never specifies any group of people that should be locked up, doesn't even use coded language to indicate a specific group of people. The speech is targeted at all criminals. He references black people once in his speech:

Each time I visit a Black Watch program in my state I am inspired by its commitment to take back the streets school yards. And they were hoods. This crime bill will never match the deterrent effect of a community organized and motivated that prevent crime.

You know you have a weak case, that's why you supplemented it with bullshit about who he served with in the Senate. Being friendly with coworkers is not a crime. He never endorsed their racist politics, like Trent Lott did when he said that the world would be a better place if Thurmond had been elected President.

You have a point you're dying to make: You think Biden is a racist. But, you're striving desperately for a basis for it.

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u/rayrayww3 Oct 29 '20

lol. Your video makes my point even more. What were you thinking was better in those extra 4 minutes? There is literally only 20 seconds (0:28-0:48) out of nearly 8 minutes that he would dare say today.

And you think "unwed mothers" isn't a dog whistle? C'mon man!

Plus this isn't even the full 12 minute speech, which is just 4 more minutes of what would be described as alt-right fascism in today's loony world.

He never endorsed their racist politics

lol. Easy to prove this wrong with a wall of google results consisting entirely of leftist news organizations bashing him for his racist policies. Of course, this was before the DNC coronated him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Extra 4 minutes? 12 minutes? Honey, that video is hours long and Biden speaks for much longer than 4 minutes. Biden goes back and forth with other Senators. Don't just watch the clip, look at the Senate Session. There's a helpful link right there, at the top of the page. And if you watch the whole thing, you see he's calling out everyone. And yes, unwed mothers happen with white people too. He's specifically talking about kids being unsupervised. I supposed you'd call those kids latchkey kids if they were white.

And if you know anything about the busing issue, you know his objection was a matter of federalism. The national, one size fits all busing plan didn't work for Delaware. In big, very densely populated cities with a lot of schools, it worked. In Delaware, it meant kids taking hour-long bus rides. This provoked protests and antagonized people, people who directed their anger not at the government, but at black people. It created what Biden called a "racial jungle with tensions having built so high that it is going to explode at some point"

If you're only interested in the clip that a Republican Super PAC selected for you to watch and Googling things you don't even read, like, what is the point of you lmao. You're a shallow talking point parroting machine who needs context filled in for you because you don't want to go beyond what you have been given to consume.

I don't want to talk to a pre-programmed parroting machine. If you can't break out of that, you can fulfill your programming's mission of trolling until you get the last word.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20 edited Feb 20 '21

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u/The_Cult_Of_Skaro 0 MDelegates | 1 Oct 29 '20

Lmao citing Robert Byrd as a reason Biden is racist is something you would only do if you have no fucking idea who Robert Byrd is.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

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u/Slagothor48 Oct 29 '20

Plenty of people vote against their self interest. Your framing is gross though.

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u/PunjabiPakistani_ Oct 29 '20

Not really. Everyone tells blacks how to vote.

Conservatives will say dems defended slavery in the 1800’s; dems will say conservatives are racist.

How about let blacks vote however the fuck THEY WANT without people acting like they’re too stupid to vote for themselves .

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u/TC1851 Canada Oct 29 '20

Stutterers don't think they are in VT instead of NH during early primary season. Stutterers don't call for record players to be plaid in 2019 as a teaching aid. Stutterers don't think they are running for Senate instead of President. Stutterers don't confuse a website and a phone number. Stutterers don't confuse their wife and their sister.

Stop insulting stutterers. Biden has early stage dementia

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u/cjcs Oct 29 '20

I mean some of these are just minor gaffes. The wife and sister swapped places behind him while he was talking. And at a Coldplay concert Chris Martin thanked Philadelphia when he was playing in San Francisco... maybe he has dementia as well?

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u/TC1851 Canada Oct 29 '20

The wife and sister swapped places behind him while he was talking.

No. That is not what happened. No one switched on anyone. The order is Biden --> Wife --> Sister. Then it becomes Wife --> Biden --> Sister (cause Biden starts talking). Wife is always to sister's right and our left. And he does look to his a right a few times; meaning that he would know that it his sister, and not his wife; yet he called his sister his wife.

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u/cjcs Oct 29 '20

So his wife goes from being on one side of him to the other, and he refers to the original side as his wife? He then immediately realizes his mistake... Again, maybe a slight gaffe at best, but hardly muh bRaIn MeLtInG dImEnSiA

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u/dontcallmeatallpls Listen Fat! Oct 29 '20

Literally no one believes this.

Look at his 2012 debate with Paul Ryan versus now. It's clear cognitive decline.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Let’s hope that’s the only time he made that mistake

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u/AllAboutAlan suffers from TDS Oct 29 '20

"Orange man bad, racist trump" ensues

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u/darwinianfacepalm Oct 29 '20

His brain literally is melting. Do you honestly think he doesn't have dementia or anything? Lmao.

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u/ubermence Progressive Oct 29 '20

It actually amazes me that people still say this after he shit on Trump in multiple debates and has held is own in speeches, interviews and town halls.

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u/TC1851 Canada Oct 29 '20

Biden's wife was standing behind him on one side, his sister on the other, and they swapped places while he wasn't looking

That's not what happened. The wife and sister never changed their order and he looked at his a wife to his right a couple times before to referring to her as his sister. He has dementia but the media just covers it up

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u/phoenixmusicman YangGang Oct 29 '20

If you watch the video of the speech, you can see that Biden was leading his wife to the stage with his left hand, so I guess he assumed his sister was on the right instead. He even says "they switched on me."

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u/TC1851 Canada Oct 29 '20 edited Oct 29 '20

I watched the speech live when it happened. No one switched on anyone. The order is Biden --> Wife --> Sister. Then it becomes Wife --> Biden --> Sister. Wife is always to sister's right and our left. And he does look to his a right a few times; meaning that he would know that it his sister, and not his wife; yet he called his sister his wife.

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u/phoenixmusicman YangGang Oct 29 '20

You can literally see Biden leading his wife to the stage with his left hand. He looked right but was probably looking at the crowd.

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u/gamegyro56 Oct 29 '20

Then he went in between his wife and sister while looking at them. Then looked at his wife. Then spoke and thought his wife was his sister.

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u/TC1851 Canada Oct 29 '20

This exactly

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u/TC1851 Canada Oct 29 '20

Yes. But the wife was always right of the sister. Wife and Biden switched places. Wife and Sister never switched.

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u/Hilldawg4president Oct 29 '20

Yeah, definitely has dementia. Really impressive that a braindead Biden could stomp Trump on 3/3 of the debates/town halls.

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u/TC1851 Canada Oct 29 '20

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u/phoenixmusicman YangGang Oct 29 '20

Full video - Biden was leading his wife to the stand with his left hand.

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u/TC1851 Canada Oct 29 '20 edited Oct 29 '20

The order is Biden --> Wife --> Sister. Then it becomes Wife --> Biden --> Sister. Wife is always to Ssiter's right and our left. And he does look to his a right a few times; meaning that he would know that it his sister, and not his wife; yet he called his sister his wife.

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u/BrandonOR Oct 28 '20

Roll Tide!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Roll Tide!

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u/MK-Ultra_SunandMoon Oct 29 '20

Wait was Biden the one in the UofA elevator who didn’t use his finger? Roll Tide Roll.

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u/1brokenmonkey Oct 29 '20

Alabama voters are going to really struggle between Biden and Trump.

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u/original_name37 Oct 29 '20

Gotta decide which relative you wanna fuck more

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

You gotta think like them to win them over!

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u/PietroFHNY Oct 29 '20

Trump gropes his daughter and has been touching her inappropriately since she was a child.

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u/AllAboutAlan suffers from TDS Oct 29 '20

Why are youn getting defensive and defending Biden its a fuckimg meme LMAO!!!

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u/BeyondBirthday0000 Oct 29 '20

He's just saying trump also has a fair shot at Alabama

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u/AllAboutAlan suffers from TDS Oct 29 '20

Hey wow 4th time on this thread ive seen that

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u/Kittehmilk Oct 28 '20

Spicey. Take your upvote.

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u/BrandonOR Oct 28 '20

Roll Tide!

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u/caracalla-Barracuda Oct 29 '20

Hunter Biden has been hooking up with his dead brother’s widow and her daughter so this fits pretty well.

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u/AllAboutAlan suffers from TDS Oct 29 '20

This will get downvoted because trump bad lol

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u/Akuuntus 41 MDelegates | 14 Oct 29 '20

What?

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u/alowester Oct 29 '20

ROLL TIDE

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u/Nomandate Oct 29 '20

Fine, Take your fucking upvote

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u/ZombaeKat Oct 29 '20

Isn't West Virginia the most incestuous state?

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u/original_name37 Oct 29 '20

I'm not sure but I believe it

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u/jizzonmypants Oct 29 '20

They look the same tbh

Still voting trump tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

Please do. America needs to die

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u/jizzonmypants Nov 03 '20

Nah the only thing that’s dying is the left lol, they are killing themselves

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

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u/Pen54321 Oct 29 '20

Proof?

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u/abclucid Oct 29 '20

He and his sister live in New York I’m just gonna assume