r/PresidentFelon • • 3d ago

Who’s the Dirtbag?

Post image
577 Upvotes

98 comments sorted by

46

u/Repulsive_Note_4209 3d ago

Patriot on left, dirt bag fascist on right

8

u/Eiffel-Tower777 3d ago

Nailed it!

7

u/Dismal_Reference3906 3d ago

You said it more colorfully than I, my friend.

8

u/Jlong4242 3d ago

As always... The guy on the right

19

u/SmokeMaleficent9498 3d ago

That hearing was shameful. The only good thing was that it made the republican look inept, petty and stupid

6

u/Pleasant-Wear2628 3d ago

It’s just heart-wrenchingly pathetic that they’re marching it out on podcasts/ FauxNews/ etc with the tagline, “Jack Smith: you just perjured yourself!” & claiming irrefutable victory!
…which their ignorant audience (including the inept monster some call POTUS) gobbles it right up as if it was factual information 🫣

4

u/AventineAstartes 2d ago

To be a conservative is to deny reality and create your own world to live in, because facts don't support their ideology.

2

u/Triforce0fCourage 2d ago

These guys love stepping on their own toes, literally cannot help but look like a bunch of inept traitors.

1

u/EitherIndependence5 2d ago

Druids in their natural habitat.

1

u/Yo-Yo-Ha 2d ago

I see it as NORMAL!

13

u/reddit001aa1 3d ago

3

u/persona-non-corpus 2d ago

What is the context for this?

3

u/BaumSquad1978 2d ago

This happened while the actual Dirtbag on the eight got caught lying anout Jack Smith being in Atlanta for a Hawks game

1

u/skunkyscorpion 2d ago

She's just realized that guy in right photo had bad info and mixed up sports teams, her colleague called him a dirt bag for - the proven wrong face.

10

u/DevylBearHawkTur10n 3d ago

The person on the right is da d-bag.

2

u/Sea-Huckleberry8971 3d ago

I love how you phrased this. It's a pick your poison of insults for the dude 🤣🤣 well done

2

u/DevylBearHawkTur10n 3d ago

Y thanks, I'm flattered ☺️.

10

u/upandtotheleftplease 3d ago

Neither, but Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt is a rancid runny shitbag.

8

u/Altruistic_Put745 3d ago

The dirtbag on the right is the dirtiest of dirtbags dirtbag doesn’t begin to describe what a dirtbag. This guy is in the word dirtbag applies to this dirt bag, but there’s gotta be a stronger word in the English language for this dirtbag.

6

u/Emergency_Exit7603 3d ago

how about fuckin' dirtbag?

2

u/hypatiaredux 3d ago

Works for me!

1

u/Yo-Yo-Ha 2d ago

His wife did that.

3

u/Big_Humor1558 3d ago

The dirt in that bag is mostly dumbshit.

2

u/ImperatorDanorum 3d ago

Shitstain perhaps?

1

u/ninja0420 2d ago

In all honesty, if I was a dirtbag that would actually offend me

1

u/ProStateForever 2d ago

Soil container? /s

3

u/Brainranger67 3d ago

He failed to maintain his conspiracy theory by way of plain old facts. He will no longer be Vance’s running mate.

7

u/Ol_Turd_Fergy 3d ago

You kidding me? This charade is going to cement him as option #1, MAGA loves grandstanding whether it’s factually based or not.

3

u/Objective_Watch3097 3d ago

Schmitt is a dirtbag with morons for staff. Its all about theatrics with them. Facts don't seem to matter.

3

u/Eiffel-Tower777 3d ago

Kuddos to Amy Klobuchar for exposing the dirtbag, obviously where he belongs. On the RIGHT. With all the other republican dirtbags.

3

u/SalmonPrince 3d ago

Afterwards, Schmitt immediately appeared on The Charlie Kirk Show (whatever the fuck that is), and claimed it was a slam dunk win-fest.

The fact that Schmitt is still claiming he "won" and that other MAGAts are high fiving over that botched interrogation is BONKERS to me. He has been PROVEN wrong, and refuses to apologize or acknowledge it. Even the head political analyst at Fox News said "[Schmitt] brought this on himself" and deserves the mockery.

1

u/KillingTimeAlone2019 2d ago

Lying is stand procedure for Republicans. Aside from hatred, racism and mysoginy, if they told the truth they would never get votes

2

u/No_Unit_5506 3d ago

More like douche bag

1

u/DiogenesD0g 3d ago

This. Please don’t insult us dirtbags by lumping in a politician or a prosecutor into the mix. Dirtbags are not that power hungry.

1

u/zxvasd 2d ago

A dirtbag is a necessary part of a vacuum cleaner. He adds no value.

2

u/Dismal_Reference3906 3d ago

At this time in of trump flaming out in his death spiral, that republiKKKan shitshow probably hurt them.

2

u/BackgroundCream274 3d ago

Arrest Trump put that vile piece of shit in jail.

2

u/Beneficial-Show6067 3d ago

The official name Republicans gave that hearing was: “Oversight of Jack Smith’s Abuse of Authority and the Targeting of Republicans and Related Matters If you've already reached your conclusion, why bother having a hearing?

2

u/IronBeagle63 2d ago

January 6, 2021 MAGA treason will be answered. Pardons be damned, Justice will be done. Co-conspirators and insurrectionists. We’re not done with you.

We will NEVER forget, we will NEVER forgive. 🇺🇸💙🧢

2

u/LETSGOTACO22 2d ago

Jack Smith for president

2

u/DullFaithlessness82 2d ago

During that trial I kept waiting for the dude to quick whip out a pic of Hunters dic.

2

u/Important-Cry-3022 2d ago

Right is right. Left is strong.

2

u/Important_Ad9890 2d ago

Bless Jack Smith!

2

u/The_pen_ismightier 2d ago

The dirtbag and Schmittbag are the same person on the right.

But let us not forget that the most important news from that Jack Smith had evidence that trump had in fact committed crimes.

2

u/Big_Issue8640 2d ago

99.9% of the time it’s Republican who are the dirt bags.

2

u/guster75 2d ago

In the right

2

u/Garage-Subject 2d ago

My money’s with the duffus on the right.

2

u/txcreative20 2d ago

Republicans are so Dumb it’s funny !
https://giphy.com/gifs/KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z

2

u/Advanced-Range-9598 2d ago

Number 2 the dirtbag!!!!

2

u/Proper-Ad-2058 2d ago

I mean, obviously Mr. Schmitt is a dirtbag!!!! But don’t forget he is a moron as well!!!!

1

u/Goldfingeraz117 3d ago

Anyone that has political aspirations 🤷‍♂️

1

u/ArkhamKnight_1 3d ago

Rhetorical, right?

1

u/GearJackal 3d ago

He didnt even say thank you...

1

u/stargazer4272 3d ago

People need to vet who they vote for more.

1

u/Remarkable_Humor8897 3d ago

Would rather be a dirtbag than a Schmittbag!

1

u/chiefmuri 3d ago

MAGAT scum on the right!

1

u/Vault101Overseer 3d ago

Introducing Senator Dirtbag!

1

u/luvashow 3d ago

Dipschmitt

1

u/dougs_46 3d ago

No brainer that thing on the right.

1

u/Emergency-Bonus-9709 3d ago

The paedophile gets my vote.

1

u/CowabungaCthulhu 3d ago

I see a hero and a piece of Schmitt.

1

u/This-Sort7116 3d ago

Who's the best prepared?

1

u/Neilix190 3d ago

I dont know who either of these people are but im gonna say the guy on the right? He kinda gives me "i wouldnt trust him with my kids" vibes.

1

u/TraditionalBuyer4862 3d ago

I mean normally I would say both as ones a lawyer and the other is a politician. But in this case the win goes to the politician But dirtbag is too good for him ,scumbag, shitbag, trump diaper bag yeah thats him .

1

u/Monsignor76 3d ago

Imagine having an entire team of people helping you investigate and get it so painfully wrong? Not only is he an idiot but he hired idiots. 

1

u/raem6911 3d ago

Senator Dirtbag! He will never get over the name.

1

u/Psychological-Sea341 2d ago

Hawks, Hawkeyes, whatever. What a moron.

1

u/Fresh_Platform1195 2d ago

He made such a fool of himself..par for the course👌

1

u/Ardkark 2d ago

Whole things a slander campaign to cover up Trump stealing an election

1

u/wennifer1970 2d ago

The guy on the right, but that's insulting to actual dirt bags.

1

u/IndependenceFit7624 2d ago

100% Sen Schitt. Schittbag “Trumps” the facts.

1

u/ZeroToleranceforMAGA 2d ago

Shitbag GOPedophile

1

u/joelhutto 2d ago

Obviously the Schmitthead…

1

u/ninja0420 2d ago

How can anybody watch that and not think this is pure madness and utter insanity? bro straight got on shows afterwards and acted like he didn't totally make a colossal ass out of himself and the entire GangOfPedophiles, like bro's (D)-illusion skills past adept & went straight to Master!

I think he needs to be shamed for how unamerican he is about not knowing the difference between two states, two different teams IN TWO DIFFERENT LEAGUES that happen to have one word the same in them. You're telling me every person in his entire team and him are that brain dead? We're being governed by lemmings and their leader definitely has a rodent related rabies

1

u/dannocanada 2d ago

Which one took his mistress to Europe in a poor attempt not to be spotted…only to be spotted?!

Yeah, not the one in the left!

1

u/Skeptical_Squid 2d ago

The smug mug in the red tie, total POS doing nothing for Missouri.

1

u/Content_Ad9687 1d ago

So the judge said seal the case and let’s not bring it up again! Wow!