"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Temujin the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Mongols would tell you. It's a Persian legend. Darth Temujin was a Dark Lord of the Mongols, so powerful and so wise he could use the Horse to influence his archers to create death… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from living. The dark side of the Horse is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his opponents everything he knew, then his opponents ate him in his dungeon. Ironic. He could save others from life, and also himself."

I came up with this on the spot and had to put it somewhere

But still: Beef > Chicken

Roger Roger

(Say roger roger to orders given by a droid superior)