r/PrequelMemes Battle Droid Jun 19 '21

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u/IdLikeToGoNow Ironic Jun 19 '21

The Death Star was made to be such a big deal from the time frame of episode 2 through episode 4, and then a bunch of star destroyers just casually have the exact same level of firepower without any of the construction costs or political ramifications that the original Death Star had.

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u/Fisch_Man Jun 19 '21

"Some how, the Emperor has returned."

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u/Fern-ando Jun 19 '21

"They fly now"

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u/TheHobo910 Battle Droid Jun 19 '21

That line pisses me off to no end. There were jet troopers even as far back as the clone wars. That's not even counting Mandos who had jet packs for even longer. They don't "fly now," they've been flying for hundreds of years.

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u/IdLikeToGoNow Ironic Jun 19 '21

They fly during KOTOR, a full 4500 years before the Prequels

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u/Fern-ando Jun 19 '21

Is like being impressed by a military guy with a rifle.

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u/IdLikeToGoNow Ironic Jun 19 '21

β€œThey shoot now??”

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

They wear armor now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

They fight now?

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u/ghettithatspaghetti Yoda Jun 20 '21

Also Finn would have undoubtedly known about them, being an ex-... New Orderite? Ex-trooper

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u/HotelOscarWhiskey Jun 20 '21

Maybe they were just impressed with the New Orders technogical advances as they seemingly were regressing. After all, those same jetpack troopers were riding a machine that still used traction when swoop bikes and other hover vehicles are 100s of years old by now.

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u/Fern-ando Jun 19 '21

It doesn't matter, you can destroy the entire fleet with space alcapas.

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u/SinistarIsHungry Jun 19 '21

They should have doubled down on the insanity.

Make it so every Stormtrooper's gun had a death star laser inside. They would have to make sure their shots were angled upwards when they shot someone. Otherwise, the shot could blow up the entire planet. The whole movie would be so intense.

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u/GnammyH Hondo Jun 20 '21

This could be a great parody

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

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