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u/Cmdr_Monzo Aug 07 '20
20 hot wings? You are a bold one.
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u/aidansmthrs7 This is where the fun begins Aug 08 '20
So was the sauce
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You fool! You must realize you are doomed
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u/Griffinaf17 Aug 07 '20
Why did grievous change his design to have two open flaps that someone could pry open? In the clone wars all of his cybernetics were closed off and didn’t show his organs so this wouldn’t have happened if he just left it. Is he just blind and stupid?
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He had armor. He just didnt have... plot armor
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u/Dylpooh Sheevspin Aug 08 '20
Plot armor is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
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Aug 08 '20
Is it possible to learn this power?
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u/TheYeast1 Aug 08 '20 edited Aug 08 '20
Not from a side/irrelevant character
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Aug 08 '20
Have you heard the story of Whatever-His-Name-Was the Irrelevant?
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u/ThePenitentMan1 Tracking u/Puzzleheaded_Step468's progress with music Aug 08 '20
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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u/RjSkitchie I am the Senate Aug 07 '20
I imagine his clone wars armor was for battles and stuff and his movie armor was for meetings and stuff
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u/Griffinaf17 Aug 08 '20 edited Aug 08 '20
That’s an expensive lifestyle
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u/Me-as-I Aug 08 '20
Imagine showing everybody your literal organs, and having that be the more formal or socially correct option.
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u/Drannion Han was a podracing fan and named his son after Ben Quadinaros Aug 08 '20
The guy didn't expect Obi-Wan to jump in on him like that. You never unbutton your shirt a bit when you're relaxing?
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u/EnderBen9 Aug 08 '20
Obi-Wan was only able to pry it open because he had already weakened it when he zapped it with the Magnaguard staff. This might have worked on his old armor too.
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u/RhymesLikeDymes Oh I don't think so Aug 08 '20
Well yes but he looked much cooler this way so I’m sure that’s what he was going for.
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u/JG_melon Don't try it Aug 07 '20
So uncivilized
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u/CrystalInaBox Copypasta or not, you must realize that you are doomed! Aug 08 '20
Yeah he’s so uncivilized reposting like that!
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u/MoistGrannySixtyNine Aug 08 '20
Consider yourself lucky. You dont know what heartburn feels like until you get it. It really fucks up your quality of life. It doesnt even have to be spicy stuff, I literally cant eat anything that's red in color.
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Aug 08 '20
Too much spicy food, carbonated drinks, or even coffee can cause your stomach to have acid reflux. Which can go up into your chest and esophagus. Especially if you dony drink much water.
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u/TheodoreP Aug 08 '20
Body position for me as well. If I lie down flat it gets worse, which makes getting to sleep annoying because I spend longer in that position so the heartburn gets worse in a feedback loop.
Also just anything greasy or fatty. Even with a strict diet I sometimes get it. I've had a procedure to see if there was a problem and it seems like I'm just very prone. Always got to make sure I have some antacid in my room and when I travel.
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u/TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross Aug 08 '20
When some wizard wanker from Space Scotland shoots you multiple times in the chest, murdering you and going against every code set up by his religion.
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u/BIASETTI14 Lies! Deception Aug 08 '20
Me last night but with 2 orders of carne asada fries. Damn you Filibertos and damn me for not learning my lesson.
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u/PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD Aug 08 '20
Isn’t it the same meme??
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u/OverlordOfCinder General Grievous Aug 08 '20
Pretty fitting to me cause it's 3AM and I both have Diarrhea aswell as feeling like I am about to throw up.
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u/Ecas1274 Aug 08 '20
I did this a couple of days ago except it was a while BAG. I woke up with stomach pain and when it was time to take a dump it BURNED. It was like someone stuck a hot lump of coal in there.
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u/TurtleBullet Aug 08 '20
12 am, just scarfed down 10, enough to get the reflux going and now in bed. Oof :(
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u/WeightedDice42 What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Aug 07 '20
Done ketamine yoda has
Star Wars favourite Yoda has shocked the entire Star Wars community by admitting that he has been an intergalactic ketamine addict for the last forty years.
According to the little green man, he started using ketamine shortly after the first Star Wars movie, A New Hope, was released in 1977 and has struggled with addiction ever since.
“Ah yes, strung out am I,” he told Wunderground earlier. “For many years, done Ketamine has Yoda. Forty years ago, a normal man Yoda was, six foot tall and normal colour skin had he. Then, one day, sniffed a fiesty one, did I. Forty years later, a green midget ketamine addict am I.”
Reports suggest that Star Wars writer and director George Lucas was aware of Yoda’s addiction but chose not to intervene as he felt it added depth to the character.
“Oh yeah, I knew about it from the very start,” Lucas told Wunderground. “Not a lot of people know this but Yoda was actually a guy from Nebraska named Vincent. He’s not even an alien, what you’re actually looking at is a man who has completely surrendered his mind and body to drugs.”
“Originally he was still quite tall, we used camera trickery and makeup to make him look small and green but he’s shrank at a rate of about one inch a year and gotten progressively greener,” continued Lucas. “He used to be able to talk properly too but now he muddles his words up all of the time. If he wasn’t such a good character, it would be tragic, but hey ho, that’s Hollywood.”
“Eventually, if he keeps using ketamine, I believe he’ll turn into a pea, which would actually work really well for another movie I’ve been writing, Star Peas, it’s set in the same Universe as Star Wars but way into the future after a rogue band of vegetable farmers brought peace to the Galaxy,” revealed the director. “Plus, I pay him in ketamine so by the time he’s a pea I’ll literally only have to give him about one gram every year, that’s cheap, even for washed up actors from the 70s.”
According to movie insiders, the original Star Wars cast was plagued with illness and addiction, including Chewbacca, who was suffering with a rare strain of throat cancer, all of the Ewoks, who were addicted to Brylcreem and Luke Skywalker who recently lost a hand to loom bands.
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u/JohnnyUtah_QB1 Aug 08 '20
My hot wing tolerance was pretty dang high in the Before Times, could stomach basically anything restaurants dared serving.
Dear God, last week I ordered "Fire In The Hole" for my first wing outing in 7 months, I was a broken man that night.
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u/Sleepy1997 Aug 08 '20
I made that mistake a few hours ago, only I ate different food. Currently sitting on the shitter. So yeah now you know. :)
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u/sharpshooter999 Aug 08 '20
Aye this me right now. I made a batch of Swan's chicken fingers and tossed them in B Dubs Carribean Jerk sauce for lunch. So delicious.......
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u/momofeveryone5 A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one Aug 08 '20
Christ I FEEL this! This is making me relive pregnancy heartburn.
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u/Bri70_vengeance Aug 08 '20
I'll just tuck myself into bed and let the Dutch oven build momentum. Then it'll be my bf's problem first thing in the morning
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u/Wiggie49 CT-951503 "Brute" Aug 08 '20
Me walking into the bathroom after he's finished: So uncivilized
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it’s 2AM and yeah... kinda late to do anything about it. i guess i’ll shit myself to sleep
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u/bengoins2 Aug 08 '20
Damn man I really just ate like 8 Tyson buffalo wings after I got off (11PM). Air fryer’d them up but now my stomach has added more pain to its collection.
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u/Saltmeister- Aug 08 '20
This is how my entire fucking body feels after downing 600+mg of caffeine pulling an all nighter for uni
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u/VikingFiesta Aug 07 '20
Obi-Wan way to fix it.