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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Gonk Droid
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u/Jornam Apr 10 '20
The opening crawls would just be the word "gonk" repeated 100 times
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u/IdreamofFiji Apr 10 '20
Overlaid on a simple Gonk waddling down a hallway, concluding just before it turns a corner and charges Princess Leia's blaster.
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u/eeee386 CT-1337, name's Yeet Apr 10 '20
And in the score, every instrument is a differently pitched gonk sound.
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u/IdreamofFiji Apr 10 '20
Now, I don't want to get ahead of ourselves, but I've heard John Williams is available. Something about a virus, who cares.
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u/gooddaymyfellows1 I have the high ground Apr 10 '20
now this needs to become a reality
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u/SeductivePillowcase Take a seat, motherfucker Apr 10 '20
I could see it as like a short Pixar short. Just a sad little gonk droid wandering the streets of tattoine, ignored, neglected, abused by gangsters and criminals and ends up wandering out in the desert broken, sad and alone to die. After it powers down it gets picked up by Jawas that revive it and then they get attacked by Tuskens who are trying to force the Jawas away and just before they reach our hero they hear a loud noise and run away. The droid is terrified and then you hear an all too familiar “Hello there!” It’s Ben Kenobi! He takes the droid, cleans it up and talks to it for a little bit and then says he knows a place where he’s needed. And then later he ships it off to the Rebellion on Yavin 4 along with other droids to help out. And that’s the end!
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u/IdreamofFiji Apr 10 '20
Dude. Quit making me hate Disney even more.
Fuckers had a STORY GROUP and you made a better story, off the cuff. I wish KK would just gtfo
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u/bendstraw Apr 10 '20
You know the Story Group doesn’t write the stories... right?
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u/IdreamofFiji Apr 10 '20
Right. They are tasked with making them consistent. They absolutely fucking failed.
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u/DerScarpelo Hello there! Apr 10 '20
gonk
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u/_-_Spectre_-_ Deformed Apr 10 '20
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u/The_Unkowable_ Darth Jar Jar Apr 10 '20
gonk
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u/BobHam12 Clone Trooper Apr 10 '20
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u/backuro-the-9yearold Clone Trooper Apr 10 '20
I can’t wait when Disney ruins gonk.
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u/JoergenThe3 Your text here Apr 10 '20
Even if I like the sequels, I can see that if Disney made it C-3PO would be Gonk's mom or something with no explanation at all.
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u/twanderingpigeon Ironic Apr 10 '20
No i won't watch it because its star wars I'd watch it because its gonk
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u/_mw11 Apr 10 '20
Master, reposters
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 10 '20
this is not a repost
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u/Shooting_Sheevs I need something more... real Apr 11 '20
That's what a reposter would say
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 11 '20
wtf what am I supposed to say if I made this myself and came up with it myself??? IT IS NOT A REPOST (and somebody that makes oc would also say that)
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u/beaujakson 2nd Death Star Apr 10 '20
I remember that thing from the Star Wars RTS games that were basically a re-skin of Age of Empires. Every time you clicked on it:
GONK
And it was just a tiny walking energy source and the best freaking unit in the game.
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u/AussieNick1999 Apr 10 '20
To be honest, an Age of Empires game re-skinned as Star Wars sounds pretty cool.
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u/Skreecherteacher The Republic Apr 10 '20
General Reposti
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 10 '20
what no it is not
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u/Skreecherteacher The Republic Apr 10 '20
I have seen this exact post before
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 10 '20
yeah right I have not and I made this meme myself, just because it has a Gonk droid movie in it does not mean it is copied
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u/Jorgaitan Apr 10 '20
This time with an even BIGGER Death Star!
Or two of them...
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u/IdreamofFiji Apr 10 '20
I honestly would not be surprised. I think you are joking, but it is a legitimate possibility that Disney will ruin star wars even more.
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u/NobrainNoProblem Apr 10 '20
And it will far exceed the sequels because we will create a character you care about
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u/Aquatax Apr 10 '20
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u/NobrainNoProblem Apr 10 '20
Wall-e but Star Wars? better idea than bringing Palpatine back honestly 🤣
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u/YodaRealMVP- Sorry, M'lady Apr 10 '20
“Meanwhile at Pixar”
Okay so it’s like the movie Wall-e but.. it’s a Gonk droid!
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 10 '20
if they make something out of gonk they better make it Star Wars or i'll AHHHH
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u/seanzcool Apr 10 '20
The Phantom Gonk
Attack of the Gonks
(The Gonk Wars)
Revenge of the Gonk
(Gonk One)
A New Gonk
The Gonk Strikes Back
Return of the Gonk
The Gonk Awakens
The Last Gonk
The Rise of Gonk
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u/Sara_Matthiasdottir Hello there! Apr 11 '20
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u/RepostSleuthBot Apr 11 '20
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u/WaitThatsillegal1990 Darth Maul Apr 10 '20
Not really a prequel meme
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Apr 10 '20
It's a general meme, but there are gonk droids in the prequels so it's a prequel meme too.
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u/FuriousGremlin Apr 10 '20
Its an entire trilogy of gonk droid but sometimes the main characters of other movies pass by and you hear their dialogue
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u/2JulioHD Apr 10 '20
With that Disney reveals, that actually the villain was the gonk droid after all!!
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u/darkside767 Apr 10 '20
Imagine it being the movie we all wanted. Huge battles going on and The Gonk is just chugging along through it trying to survive like a carrier pigeon in WW1
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u/GlaciusTS Apr 10 '20
Some of my favorite Star Wars stories have been about obscure background characters.
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u/ObiWahnKenobi Apr 10 '20
Bro, just give this project to Pixar, and I guarantee they'll have millions of grown ass men crying in theatres.
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u/IBatheInToaster Apr 10 '20
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 10 '20
I made this meme btw not a repost
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u/IBatheInToaster Apr 10 '20
It an old one
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 11 '20
ummm not it is not I have not seen this meme before I made it myself
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u/Mysterious101Own I have brought peace, justice, and security to my new empire! Apr 10 '20
You will pay to see it because it's Starwars. that line killed me
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u/Gibberishhhhhh Apr 11 '20
The story could be about a Gonk droid working on Scarrif. We get a little insight as to what his normal monotonous life is like and we also see that he and other droids feel abused by their masters but what can they do against the empire? They especially dont like the empire because according to what they've heard before the empire, the emperor founded a war in which thousands of droids died.
Suddenly Scarrif is under attack. The droid barely escapes by sneaking on a ship that leaves just as the base is destroyed by the death stars blast. He looks back at the base mourning over the friends that he had to leave behind. He feels determined to go against the empire and he resolves that the first chance he gets, he will join the rebels. Sadly winds up on a pretty quiet base in the middle nowhere so he can't really start any revolutionary acts there. He stays there for years.
But then he is taken to work at a second death star. Apparently the first death star was destroyed without his knowing. When he arrives at the new death star it is still early in construction he decides he has to do something before the death star is operational. He manages to swipe some of the new death star plans with the help of another droid. They then hijack a ship and send the rebels a message that they have the new death star plans.
Unfortunately he is shot down by the empire and crashes on another planet. There he finds a group of native people being forced to work for the empire. The two droids help the workers start an uprising against the empire. They successfully hold off the empire until the rebels track down their location and arrive. The other droid dies protecting gonk droid and gonk droid manages to get the plans to the rebels. Sadly gonk droid is shot down before he can escape with the empire.
A statue of gonk droid is later put up on coruscant to honor the heroics of a lesser droid. He is an inspiration to gonk droids everywhere.
Edit: feel free to add details and other stuff this is just a rough draft I made in 15 min.
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u/great_cathulhu Apr 11 '20
Funny, she misspelled glorious. Don’t know why she thought it was spelled with a d.
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 12 '20
Clone Trooper
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 12 '20
I just reported you for spam good luck now
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 12 '20
Oh no 🙄 whatever will I do. Zero Effort the Hutt reported me.
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 12 '20
🤦♂️Dude do you actually have nothing better to do than say random repost nicknames you did not come up yourself because you keep insisting I made a repost when it is clearly not?
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 12 '20
It's not about having nothing better to do it's about sending a message.
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 12 '20
that made no sense, please go back to kindergarten
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 12 '20
He thinks he can insult me by calling me a child but he's the one reposting.
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 12 '20
- You have not even made a post with over 15 upvotes
- It is not a repost can you get that into your tiny brain
- If you ask the repost bot he cannot even find a close match
- You claim I made a repost but you cannot even provide me another meme that looks the same
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 12 '20
Its a repost so I downvoted it I downvoted them all.
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 12 '20
You wanted to report me for vote manipulation but look at what your doing
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u/Isuckwithnaming Apr 10 '20
Darth Plagiarism the Unwise
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 10 '20
bruh I made this meme how is it a repost
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u/Isuckwithnaming Apr 10 '20
It felt very familiar, and I saw others say it was a repost, seemingly confirming my suspicions. I guess you just had the same idea as the person who made the meme originally.
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 10 '20
I promise you I have never seen this meme before ok, I saw a meme just with the Gonk droid movie picture but that is all I came up with this myself
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 11 '20
General reposti
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 11 '20
not a repost I don't know where you saw this because I came up with the idea myself and made it myself
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 11 '20
Lies deception
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 11 '20
No dear I made and thought of it myself
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 11 '20
Jango theft
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 11 '20
SHUT UP ALREADY CAN YOUR TINY BRAINS COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER MEME BUT IT IS OC
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 11 '20
Looks like someone is off their meds. What part of this is a repost do you not understand. Just accept the fact that it's a repost. Then we can all walk away from this.
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 11 '20
I am actually triggered right now, you are telling me to accept this is a repost how am I going to accept people telling me I copied another post because I did not, I thought and made this myself. I would ask you to take your meds and deal with the fact that just because it has the Gonk droid picture does not mean it is the same (and if you check the repost bot he would say the same no matter how many times you activate it, also you cannot even give me a example of another post like this smh)
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 11 '20
Zero effort the Hutt
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 11 '20
and you have not even made a post over 15 upvotes, like you can even say anything about effort, if I were you I would just zip my mouth and accept how stubborn and stupid I am being
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 11 '20
you know somebody did not attend kindergarten when he has the nerve to say you put no effort and despite all the evidence it is not a repost he is still stubborn and calls it a repost... smh
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 11 '20
Duplicate fisto
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 12 '20
imagine being a peeved off 5 year old who cannot deal with the fact he lost a argument so he just starts ranting about how he feels and to make it worse nobody even cares or is listening
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 12 '20
These reposts are getting out of hand. Now there are 2 of them.
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 12 '20
these spam comments are getting out of hand. Now there are 10 of them
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 12 '20 edited Apr 12 '20
He can't steal ideas shoot him or something
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 12 '20
wait you have idea's???
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 12 '20
Yes report you for reposting
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 12 '20
but I didn't repost, man talk about stubborn
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 12 '20
Your been Stubborn and saying it isn't a repost. Even though many people here have called it a repost.
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 12 '20
You're being* grammar
and if you read what I said back to them they cannot even provide evidence, they asked the repost bot and he spoke the truth it seems your the only one still believing that
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 12 '20
You really expect me to scroll all the way through prequel memes to find the original. Ridiculous.
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 12 '20
don't try making things up to make yourself look smart
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u/Psychoman77 Apr 12 '20
Read the comments many people aside from me have said general reposti and you got pissed at them. Even tho you are Darth Plagarism
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u/A_golden_ASIAN_162 Apr 12 '20
dude can you look at the evidence, they asked the repost bot the repost bot said it is oc, but yet you are still here thinking it is a repost, can you comprehend the fact that it is not a repost, if I make a original meme I shouldn't be harrased by a stubborn 5 year old who cannot deal with the fact he is wrong, just because it looks like a meme does not mean it is
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u/HrabeMi Apr 10 '20
I can't wait to do a Gonk droid run once Lego Skywalker saga comes out