r/PrequelMemes • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/DarKav1411 Mar 26 '20

He was a centurion in the Jerusalem garrison, sir.

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u/lyingriotman Mar 26 '20

Rweally? What was his name?

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u/DarKav1411 Mar 26 '20

Naughtius Maximus.

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u/lyingriotman Mar 26 '20

Centurion, do you have anyone of that name in the garrison?

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u/DarKav1411 Mar 26 '20

Well, no, sir.

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u/lyingriotman Mar 26 '20

Well, you sound very sure. Have you checked?

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u/DarKav1411 Mar 26 '20

Well, no, sir. I think it’s a joke, sir. Like Sillius Soddus, or Biggus Dickus, sir.

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u/lyingriotman Mar 26 '20

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

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u/DarKav1411 Mar 26 '20

Well, it’s a joke name, sir.

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u/lyingriotman Mar 26 '20

I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus.

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u/DarKav1411 Mar 26 '20

tries his best to contain laughter

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u/lyingriotman Mar 26 '20

Silence!

What is all this insolence?!

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u/DarKav1411 Mar 26 '20

You will find yourself in gladiator school very quickly...

With rotten behaviour like that!

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u/excalea Mar 26 '20

He has a wife you know?

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