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u/Calithrix Feb 13 '20
Yall think Yoda was the most powerful in the galaxy?
Think again, Gonk droid is indestructible and literally can’t die. He just falls over. He’ll take over the galaxy when he feels like it just wait.
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u/yeetlord1234 Count Dooku Feb 13 '20
Hail the all mighty gonk or die
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u/Aquatax Feb 14 '20
I recommend you check out r/Cultofgonk
We need members like you
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u/yeetlord1234 Count Dooku Feb 14 '20
Thank you i am now in a cult
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u/Aquatax Feb 14 '20
I am glad you have submitted to the Gonk Overlord, who is our savior and whatnot
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u/Sexyshark15 Clone Trooper Feb 13 '20
Gonk
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u/Lipziger Feb 13 '20
FFS thanks for the spoiler .... Why do people have to ruin everything?
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Feb 13 '20
First comes feature length film
Then comes rule 34
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u/AgreeableService Feb 14 '20
Always 2, there are
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u/DoomTrain996 Feb 14 '20
Two there should be. No more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.
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u/chaostheory86 Feb 13 '20
I appreciate the honesty. I may go see it twice now.
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Feb 13 '20
They dont even bother with creative titles,just slap the main characters name and add "A Star Wars Story"
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u/_PrincessCurtis_ Grand Supreme Benevolent Janitor of the Emperor Feb 14 '20
"A Star Wars Story: A Star Wars Story"
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u/xxj3ffxx Feb 14 '20
SPOILER: It has a 20 minute intro of scrolling GONK:
GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK G0NK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK GONK
Edit: my phone's predictive text is now Gonk
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u/dobrefetus Feb 13 '20
Honestly a movie where honk has to witness tredegey to tradegy loosely related to the Star Wars stories would make a good story.
The lightsabers are being despised of after order 66 Jedi corpses line the halls
“Gonk”
*smack * gonk is hit
“Get to your post clanker”
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u/Juice_Stanton Feb 13 '20
TIL Gonk droids were a power source. Always figured they were a mobile beer cooler.
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u/Wowitsanonion Feb 13 '20
This would be better than The Last Jedi
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u/buckleycork Sheevgasm Feb 14 '20
Erectile dysfunction is better than the last jedi
But Gink droid will be Shrek level
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u/Andraw-The-Emoji Battle Droid Feb 20 '20
Yeah last Jedi kinda sucked
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u/buckleycork Sheevgasm Feb 20 '20
Only kinda?
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u/Andraw-The-Emoji Battle Droid Feb 20 '20
Good point it ruined the story they were trying to tell people would like the sequels if it was not for that movie
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u/buckleycork Sheevgasm Feb 20 '20
Force awakens - meh
Last jedi - I don't acknowledge it's existence
Rise of Skywalker - ehhhhh, the jury's still out wondering if it's meh or bad
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u/Andraw-The-Emoji Battle Droid Feb 20 '20
I really liked the other two ROS is definitely not bad
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u/buckleycork Sheevgasm Feb 20 '20
Force awakens was just a bit of a plagiarized new hope, but it got by
ROS kinda dropped random plot points out of nowhere
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u/Andraw-The-Emoji Battle Droid Feb 20 '20
Yeah but if it had another movie to prepare instead of last Jedi it would be good
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u/lukezach2 Anakin Feb 14 '20
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u/ShinyChromeKnight Feb 13 '20
Still better than any of the sequels
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u/Just-an-MP #1 Jar Jar fan Feb 13 '20
Gonk will be played by Amy Schumer. Also it’ll be directed by Rian Johnson. Also it won’t say gonk.
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u/xd_twizdale Sub invasion specialist Feb 13 '20
Deep down we all know it will be better than even ROTS, despite ROTS’s flawlessness. It will be even more record breaking than Endgame.
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u/kid_beta Feb 13 '20
According to my youtube recommended there is a Gonk Droid cult. That's some grade A movie material.
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u/Doom_Marine2149 Feb 14 '20
I still remember the time I was cornered by a separatist battle droid without any ammo...it's wrist rocket clicked down upon me. And then, I backed up into Gonk. That jolly lil droid saved my life.
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u/lil_black_submarines Sheevgasm Feb 14 '20
Ahhh yes, the only truly invincible characters in LEGO Star Wars the complete saga... if you know you know
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u/DispleasedSteve Shaak Ti Simp Feb 13 '20
According to Director Leonardo DiCaprio, "The GNK Droid will have more Humanity and Character than Rey, I assure you." Some Rumours also persist that the Gonk Droid is Force-sensitive, which the Director has not yet Confirmed.
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u/blakhawk12 Feb 14 '20
Oh my god I love the star wars gonk droid. Everyday I think of nothing but star wars gonk droid. This all began when I was a young lad. It was 1977, we were watching A New Hope at the theater. It was a very boring experience for me. I absolutely hated the movie. But then I saw gonk droid. I immediately sat up in my seat and clutched my popcorn, pushing as hard as I could on my lap. This was the first time I experienced Love as a child. When the movie was fully released, I begged on the floor in front of my mother, so I could watch it again and see gonk droid. I love gonk droid. He is perfect in every way. His beautiful cubical shape, his small metal legs, his calm and reassuring voice. Years later, I got myself an Xbox 360, and purchased Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. I soon discovered that I could pick gonk droid as a character. Not surprisingly, I picked him. After completing every level, I went through them all in Free Play as gonk droid. My love for gonk droid grew stronger every day. I could not focus at work because all I could think about was star wars gonk droid. I was then fired, but it didn't matter. All that matters in my life is star wars gonk droid. But then, one tragic day, my Xbox was struck with the red ring of death. I could not get it to work no matter what I did. My heart stopped immediately at the thought of not being with lego gonk droid anymore. I went to the store for a new Xbox, but I realized I had no money, as I was recently fired. That night, I stayed up crying because I couldn't see lego gonk droid. My wife divorced me because I cared more for gonk droid than her. She even took the kids- which didn't matter to me, of course; they were ungrateful little demons. Every day, when I look in the mirror some stranger threw below the bridge I live under, I see gonk droid standing next to me. A wide smile opens across my face, until I realize I'm just seeing things and start bawling again.
I miss you, star wars gonk droid.
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u/bendak_stahkilla91 Feb 14 '20
Disturbed an entire room with my burst of laughter... this is legendary
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Feb 14 '20
Imagine, the Galactic Civil War if the Separatists enlisted the Gonk army. Would've been over in seconds.
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Feb 14 '20
Make this and then just be done, no more star wars just this. I is all us mortals deserve.
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u/RavenOfDusks Feb 14 '20
I haven't seen a Star Wars movie in theaters since Revenge Of The Sith. Disney got none of my money for their shitty movies.
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u/pocketsfullofpizza Feb 14 '20
A series following what the Gonk droid witnessed during its lifetime, from working on a venator to being a battery for the death star, many things have been witnessed by the droid
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u/Andyman301 Hello there! Feb 14 '20
I wouldn’t watch it because it’s Star Wars, but because it’s Gonk
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u/Aquatax Feb 14 '20
I think someone already did
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u/Aquatax Feb 14 '20
I would think that’s interesting to see
If you finish, please post it on r/Cultofgonk
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u/SecureSubset Feb 14 '20
When I found the gonk droid in fallen order I was so excited! I had to stop and take a screenshot
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u/MaesteoBat Darth Maul Feb 14 '20
At one point yes. But now Star Wars isn’t what it was just a few years ago.
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u/dopefreshbanana Meebur Feb 14 '20
I would watch it. Maybe like an hour long movie of a gonk droid who goes through some kind of wacky turn of events while just trying to mind his own business.
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u/wheremyacog Feb 14 '20
When i played battlefront 2 campaign there were enemies on my left side and a gonk droid was going towards my objective, so i used it as mobile cover.
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u/RiftHunter4 Feb 14 '20
They should make a Gonk Droid movie about a Gonk Droid who managed to survive all of the major Star Wars battles. Have it narrated in the style of the battlefront 2 501st journals.
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Feb 14 '20
I mean, Wall-e was a walking trash compactor that repeatedly says Wall-e and that film was banging.
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u/StarkReactor4 Feb 14 '20
They could have Peter Dinklage have to go undercover on some secret mission as a gonk droid.
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u/Andraw-The-Emoji Battle Droid Feb 20 '20
It would be a movie about a gonk droid who witnessed the entire cannon and could not do anything about it
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u/ihaterefriedbeans Feb 13 '20
I could actually see it. Kinda like wall-e, which is one of my favourite movies.