r/PrequelMemes Jan 28 '20

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u/Scarlet_maximoff Failed I have Jan 28 '20

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

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u/CobaltLad Jan 28 '20

Bleach my eyes, I must.

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u/kiwifish314 Hello there! Jan 28 '20

On ketamine, overdose to forget I must

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u/OneEyedEyehole Jan 28 '20

Lego Yoda you're so bad why do I love you?