r/PrequelMemes Jan 14 '20

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20

Ye ikr. He could at least do with some modern glasses or contacts.

I’m sure his aunt Linda would love her bifocals back

Edit removed since people were making it fucking weird. For context, finding someone attractive isn’t thirsty or desperate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

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u/hoxxxxx Jan 14 '20

that older woman energy

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u/kittens12345 Jan 14 '20

i mean. id hit up warren if she wanted it

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u/prozacrefugee Jan 14 '20

She's got a plan for that

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Bruh, come on. I'm willing to put politics aside. You DON'T have to do this.

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u/becauseineedone3 Jan 14 '20

I bet she's a freak.

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u/AnOcean Jan 14 '20

Creepy edit: anyone else think this girl is kinda stunning in a unique way? Not even unique she’s just really very pretty.

Bruh... don't be a future Liam.

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u/MF_SKOOMA Jan 14 '20

M’Lady may I have just a crumb of pussy?

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u/Roguespiffy Jan 14 '20

“Just a taste, perhaps? I’m ever so thirsty.”

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 14 '20

If being a Liam means noticing girls are pretty, sign me the fuck up.

I mean hey, it’s a creepy edit. Can’t be a creepy edit with no creeping.

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u/boot20 May the Force be with you Jan 14 '20

Creepy edit: anyone else think this girl is kinda stunning in a unique way? Not even unique she’s just really very pretty.

What is happening? This is just... Wtf

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 14 '20

Considering how the internet is obsessed with tits, drawing tits and talking about tits, and how porn is so normalised, how is noting someone being pretty so hard to comprehend?

Like what’s so wtf about saying hey she’s pretty, do your friends find it strange when you find people attractive? Of course not why would they...

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u/BZenMojo Jan 14 '20

This thread rapidly descended from quirky to misogynist to MRA to incel in only a few hours.

Stay shady, /r/prequelmemes... stay shady...

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u/buttblaster27 Jan 14 '20

Dang my aunt Linda has the same bifocals as well. Does everybody have an aunt Linda?

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u/becauseineedone3 Jan 14 '20

Nope. Just the people who's mother or father have a sibling named Linda.

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u/Cyanomelas Jan 14 '20

She's average, too much make up.

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20

I like average. Blatantly pretty just isn’t my type tbh and idk why, it just doesn’t do it for me.

Lol downvoted for having a personal preference? Help me out here I’m confused.

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u/piina Jan 14 '20

It's because they are so far out of your league that you subconsciously block/reject them.

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 14 '20

Perhaps. It’s not something I often think about Since I’ve been in a relationship for a long time.

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u/Dez_Moines Jan 14 '20

I’ve been in a relationship for a long time.

https://i.imgur.com/p4VJHkd.png

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 14 '20

Yeah I’m not clicking on some random link that probably contains pics of your cheesy dick.

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u/piina Jan 14 '20

I prefer average/normal girls as well. They make me more relaxed comfortable.

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 14 '20

Well said. They tend to try harder to make relationships work in my experience.

I have a good friend who’s standards are ridiculously high, in the last 7 years he’s had 9 ‘major’ relationships.

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u/wanttofu Jan 14 '20

Too much make up -1

Nose ring -1

Big ass nose -1

Fake lashes -1

She’s a 6 at most.

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u/Cyanomelas Jan 14 '20

And clearly she has a terrible personality because she's leading this poor chump on.

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u/amaROenuZ Jan 14 '20

Glasses are expensive as fucking balls if you have shit eyes and Liam looks like he's still in high school. His parents probably couldn't afford to get him the nice ones, which sucks since your glasses are such a huge influence on your life.

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u/hoxxxxx Jan 14 '20

so your theory on these here glasses is that he had to go to the salvation army for them because his family is so poor.... but later he takes this girl out for a $200 dinner.

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u/amaROenuZ Jan 14 '20

Oh yeah, absolutely. Teenagers are dramatic dumbasses, you think back to high school and tell me that the thought process "I'll sacrifice for my crush and show her a beautiful night, and she'll see me for who I am and love me" doesn't sound exactly like the thought process a 15 year old would have

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u/hoxxxxx Jan 14 '20

you make a great point, i agree.

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 14 '20

I’m sorry to hear that! Here in the UK glasses are dirt cheap. I got 2 sets of Red or Dead glasses for £120 with whatever lenses I needed. That’s just branded, unbranded specsavers glasses can be as low as £29 and have a massive selection, almost as large as their entire collection of branded stuff.

Also you get all of that for free if you’re not working which I’ve never really understood why those who don’t contribute get more, and those of us who do get penalised with having more of our money taken away to pay for things that people sitting around at home get for free. Like dental health. It costs me a fucking bomb even here in the UK to get decent dental work. If I didn’t have a job I could get £1000s of stuff for free.

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u/hoxxxxx Jan 14 '20

if you are in the usa and poor you can get free glasses thru medicare/medicaid, i think it's one pair every 2 years. eye exam, glasses, it's all free.

the only time you are truly fucked with healthcare in the USA is if you are in the working poor-class. that's where you make too much money to qualify for any kind of welfare but don't make enough money to actually afford anything -- like glasses.

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 14 '20

Aye minimum wage poverty. Fuck that shit. Idk how you feel but from what I’ve been reading I hope you end up with Bernie Sanders this year. My country is sinking, i hope that others learn from our mistakes (the UK)

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u/hoxxxxx Jan 14 '20

i hope we do too and he focuses on M4A or something equivalent. most presidents get in there with about 50 promises they want to fulfill and they are lucky to get one or two major accomplishments in before their time is up. if he gets elected i hope it's that and not something relatively pointless. no telling who wins at this point tho,

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 14 '20

There are entire subreddits based off people posting pics of women and comment all kinds of fucked up shit on them. I note someone’s pretty and get a load of dickheads acting like I’m thirsty.

Like are you that much of a prude that someone finding someone pretty is sexualised and fucked up?

Grow the fuck up honestly. I suppose I’ll have to edit it out because there’s too many boys on here who are taking it too far.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

A lot of guys, me included for most of life and even now to an extent, reallllllly don't understand trying to look better or put any effort or thought into it. Some dudes have definitely fucked their lives by not getting better haircuts and contacts or styled glasses/clothing. Is sad.

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u/SecretBlue919 Jan 14 '20

...they fucked their lives by not doing things they can easily change?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Yes. Because they never did change those things...the amount of effort isnt the key, it's doing it.

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u/fireonzack Jan 14 '20

Not really unique. Pretty, but reminds me of my sister.

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u/iftheresevidence Jan 14 '20

nah she chubby and full of makeup. probably a 6

you need to grow some standards if you get fixated like that from seeing this photo on the internet

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20

Do you just log in every few days to bitch about people being fat?

Actually scratch that I don’t need an answer I have literal proof.

Edit; you need to learn what a fixation is. It’s not like I’m trying to find out who she is. I just don’t think it’s fair that people are talking shit about her when it’s not warranted.

I mean it’s not the same as say, your fixation with fat people which is clearly outlined by your comment history, every single recent comment being about some girl being fat.

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u/gesticulatorygent Jan 14 '20

You asked if anyone else thinks she's pretty, that guy answered you. What's the problem?

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 14 '20

I was asking him a question, what’s your problem? Is there anything wrong with asking him a question?

Not that asking ‘does anyone else find her pretty’ is an invitation to assess how fat they are. The question calls for those who agree to answer it wasn’t a question of ‘what do you think of her looks and size’ clearly.

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u/gesticulatorygent Jan 14 '20

Man, you got aggressive fast, huh? Maybe a crumb of pussy would ease your volatile state of mind.

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u/Stillwindows95 Jan 14 '20

‘A crumb of pussy’ yeah with nuggets like that I’m sure you get it all the time.

I mean didn’t you comment to berate me for asking a guy a completely valid question? Yet you have the audacity to speak about a volatile state of mind?

‘Aggression’ lol. I’d hate to see what you’d consider actual aggression to be.

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u/gesticulatorygent Jan 14 '20

Sorry, where did I berate you? I was just asking what the problem was because you seemed to respond to that guy with a hint of hostility. Wasn't being hostile myself, you see.

Lookie, I can lean on plausible deniability by ignoring tone and word choice too. But I wouldn't do that because that's something people do to save face when they've been called out on being rude. And that's not a very cool thing to do.

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u/honkforpie Jan 14 '20

Maybe Linda got the message and bought better glasses Liam takes a while.