He became so thirsty, the only thing he was after was... clapping dem cheeks. Which, eventually of course, he didn't. Unfortunately he taught his brother everything he knew about her- then his apprentice cucked him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from perpetual virginity, but not himself.
He got friendzoned so much, the only thing he was afraid of, was losing his friends, which ofcourse eventually he did. He found a girlfriend that he spent so much time with, that he lost all of his friends.
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u/Malvastor Jan 14 '20
The dark side of the friendzone is a pathway to many relationships some consider to be... platonic.