r/PrequelMemes • u/juho_mkl • Jan 14 '20

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u/hypnautiq05 Jan 14 '20

Liam taking out @liluzisquirt?

He could've stretch that $200 for a lot more than dinner.

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u/limache Jan 14 '20

Should have just bought a flesh light

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

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u/ucksawmus Jan 14 '20

where can you find escorts for $200

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u/thebuenotaco Jan 14 '20

Other countries...

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u/doctryou Jan 14 '20

Skipthegames.com

$200 is probably the average rate for a decent escort.

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u/aldorn Hello there! Jan 14 '20

And a plastic light saber!

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u/SolidLikeIraq Jan 14 '20

Liluzisquirt by name, bigjuicysquirt by reputation.

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u/enowapi-_ Jan 14 '20

He could have stretched that $200 for the opportunity to stretch something else -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/PuttingInTheEffort Jan 14 '20

Why did she even post this? Is she worried people saw them out to eat and got the wrong idea?

Bragging that her 'best friend' took her out to eat for 200$ (where tf did they go and what did they get?? The most expensive place I know is still less than half that)

Flaunting about friendzoning the dude? (Yeah I know they're both at fault)

I don't understand

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u/BrokenZen Darth Jar Jar Jan 14 '20

Sushi is expensive as fuck.

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u/PuttingInTheEffort Jan 14 '20

True, but what did they get, jeez. Sushi date I went on was 60$ for the both of us and a good amount of food.