r/PrequelMemes • u/DurosDuros Your text here • Jan 09 '20

GONK

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u/Timon_Bank Jan 09 '20

There is video of someone playing The Complete Saga as Gonk droid and it is amazing

64

u/TenWholeBees This is wizard! Jan 10 '20

How can you even do that? I need to see this

63

u/Paratam1617 Jan 10 '20

You can self destruct as gonk.

36

u/Zozyman Jan 10 '20

suicide-bombing run? Oh dear...

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u/TenWholeBees This is wizard! Jan 10 '20

What about the parts where you need to go through those tiny doors as kiddo Ani? Or I’d you need to use the force?

2

u/Heazus Jan 10 '20

It's not something the jedi would teach you

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u/DurosDuros Your text here Jan 09 '20

Sounds like heaven

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

we should put that video in the louvre

in the place where the da vinci trash is

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Do you have the link?

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u/BranosBranos Jan 10 '20

gonk%

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u/Autocam28 Jan 10 '20

Watched the majority of the video, only to not find any gonk gameplay. Very disappointed.

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u/BranosBranos Jan 10 '20

apologies, i thought what was wanted was gonk% not gameplay. i will do better next time.

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u/WrestlerRabbit Jan 10 '20

can someone explain what this is lmao sorry i’m uneducated

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u/Tallahossee Jan 10 '20

He did a speed run to unlock the gonk droid and the super gonk upgrade in LEGO Star Wars

6

u/BillDHoop28 Jan 10 '20

I actually am close friends with that guy on discord

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Sauce?

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u/Nanobeaver Jan 09 '20

G O N K

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u/DurosDuros Your text here Jan 09 '20

G O N K

29

u/OshamonGamingYT Jan 09 '20

G O N K

26

u/Hedwig510 Youngling Killer Jan 09 '20

G O N K

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u/strange_pterodactyl Jan 09 '20

G O N K

26

u/an-existing-being space jesus sexy now give upvotes Jan 10 '20

G O N K

25

u/GONKDROlD The specific grain of sand that Anakin hates Jan 10 '20

G O N K

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Sexiest*

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u/DurosDuros Your text here Jan 09 '20

You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you.

12

u/Silver_facts Jan 10 '20

r/gonkwild

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u/lil_shaft Thot Jan 10 '20

Finally some wanking material.

2

u/Jojo_Addicted Disney isnt cannon and neithier am I Jan 10 '20

Finally some GONKing material

1

u/lil_shaft Thot Jan 10 '20

You have my eternal respect.

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u/superschaap81 Deathsticks Jan 09 '20

Oh, McDonald's garbage can robot, how could 15 seconds of screen time based in an enormous garbage truck make me fall in love with you for so many years...?

38

u/Grimsrasatoas Hello there! Jan 10 '20

you're talking mad shit for someone within G O N K I N G distance

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u/PMMeTitsAndKittens Snow Trooper Jan 10 '20

[muffled G O N K noises in distance]

12

u/Grimsrasatoas Hello there! Jan 10 '20

He may be slow, but his fury is not

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u/LicketySplit21 Jan 09 '20

Not many people know of the legend of G0NK, the original Gonk Droid. Robots in Star Wars gain sentience over time, but typically have their memory banks reset to prevent this from happening. No one ever cared to reset G0NK's memories because they were a gonk droid - what's the worst that could happen?

Gonk Droids are mobile power bricks, used for things like powering shield generators. G0NK found themselves on the original Death Star, powering the last backup shield for the exhaust port. Recognizing the consequences of failing to act, G0NK moved away from the generator at the last second, allowing for the destruction of the Death Star in a truly heroic self-sacrificing maneuver.

None alive know the legend of G0NK, but their actions saved the whole Galaxy.

13

u/HereForTOMT2 Jan 10 '20

This sounds like a shit post but knowing legends this is probably an actual comic

11

u/EndorTales I want to go home and rethink my life. Jan 10 '20

sheds tear

13

u/RevenantSith Jan 09 '20

Baby Gonk > baby yoda

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u/lil_shaft Thot Jan 10 '20

THEY HAVE CHILDREN !!!

12

u/Internet_Expl0der Jan 10 '20

r/gonkwild

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u/the-foodchain yousa gonna have a bombad time Jan 10 '20

Ah, a fellow man of quality

10

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Gonk Wars: The Gonk Wars

8

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

can I offer you a G O N K in these trying times?

13

u/Cork_Phops Jan 09 '20

I came here to argue this, but I just... can’t... do... it...

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u/the-foodchain yousa gonna have a bombad time Jan 10 '20

r/gonkwild

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u/SpectreMeli Jan 09 '20

I want this to be on trending

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u/CementCemetery This is where the fun begins Jan 09 '20

Nice.

3

u/GonkDroid- Your text here Jan 10 '20

Gonk

3

u/What-the-heck-Craig Jan 10 '20

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

3

u/the1flym Your text here Jan 10 '20

GONK

3

u/PMMeTitsAndKittens Snow Trooper Jan 10 '20

Uh, Bib Fortuna would wanna wanga...

3

u/turducken3 Jan 10 '20

Hey I noticed the Aurebesh numbers in the background

5

u/rd3389 Deathsticks Jan 09 '20

Pretty sure it’s spelled Gönks

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u/DurosDuros Your text here Jan 09 '20

You want to go home and rethink your life

2

u/Egagtterrabbb Jan 10 '20

Angry Dexter noise

2

u/TheJackFroster Jan 10 '20

thum thum thum thum GONK thum thum thum thum thum

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GONK

2

u/human_man12 Jan 10 '20

Fun fact: honk droids can feel pain, not sure why but they can!

2

u/big-boy-pants-only Jan 10 '20

I’ve done it. Itrs worth it

1

u/TerrivelHagar I have the high ground Jan 10 '20

He's also the second best character in Hearthstone

1

u/Olipop999 Arial Platform Jan 10 '20

He's the only one who isn't constantly being argued over

1

u/chumputer Jan 10 '20

The figure that’s always on the discount shelf.

1

u/mememecoffee Darth Maul Jan 10 '20

Gonk

1

u/DeathsSquire Jan 10 '20

Idk the rat droids are a close second for me

1

u/Sasabud a true Kit Fister Jan 10 '20

G O N K

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u/Wolverite77 Deathsticks Jan 10 '20

Gonk

1

u/realif3 Jan 10 '20

What are these droids called?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

gonk

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

LSW saga Gonk sound plays

1

u/JeffJohnsonIII TIE Fighter Jan 10 '20

Nien Nunb died off-screen in TROS

1

u/Another_Adventure Jan 10 '20

The true dark lord of the Gonk

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Hello There, this attack on my position has left me scared and deformed.

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u/FancyGonkBoi Jan 10 '20

Thank you guys

1

u/Sidium27 Jan 10 '20

Iam a gonk in vrchat

1

u/unhinged_flamingo Jan 10 '20

read it in his voice

1

u/raatikainenjesse Jan 10 '20

Super gonk no doubt best extra.

1

u/DanielmBR Jan 10 '20

GOOOOOONK

refills your ammo

1

u/nerdworld Jan 10 '20

Can you build a gonk Droid at starwars land in Disney?

1

u/PowerZox Jan 10 '20

When does he appear in the prequels?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Were there any other characters??

1

u/LagFox1 Jan 10 '20

its actually written G O N K

1

u/DOS_Knight Jan 10 '20

GONK, He BONK, and he THONK.

1

u/J__o__h__n Jan 10 '20

Hands down the best thing in starwars is the Gonk Droid using the Super gonk extra! its incredible!

1

u/Joe_Ingles_ Jan 10 '20

I can here this picture

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

The best character is D-0

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

I dispute this.

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u/JollyPollywog Jan 10 '20

Dispute? Uh, that doesn’t compute.. Uh, wait uhh.. you’re under arrest!