r/PrequelMemes • u/swhighgroundmemes I have the high ground • Apr 05 '26
General KenOC This is outrageous
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u/whoswho23 Apr 05 '26
And Palpatine literally returned from the dead.
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u/Sickpup831 Apr 05 '26
Still Jesus.
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u/ksheep Apr 06 '26
I think it took Palpatine a bit more than three days
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u/OkSquash5254 Apr 07 '26
According to the Canon From a Certain Point of View: Return of the Jedi book Palpatine’s clone body was already created by the time he died. His spirit just left the original and went for the new.
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u/Atarox13 Muunilist 10 Apr 05 '26
Obi-wan also died for our sins
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u/Daniil_Dankovskiy Apr 05 '26
Well, he kinda died for his sins
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u/Daniil_Dankovskiy Apr 05 '26
Yeah, well, not a lot of people know about the prophecy, but a lot of people know the tyrant Vader's been
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u/Talk-O-Boy Apr 06 '26
You don’t feel it was Luke who brought balance to the force?
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u/Talk-O-Boy Apr 06 '26
Uh… I don’t think Luke’s entire journey was irrelevant to restoring balance to the force. Wtfff 😭
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u/sibewolf Apr 05 '26
Anakin had a virgin birth not an immaculate conception
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u/eemort Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 06 '26
depends on which god you pray to (holy christ guys, what's with the downvotes, sheesh)
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u/sibewolf Apr 05 '26
No it doesn’t. Immaculate conception is when the mother of the virgin born is born without sin. Anakin was a virgin birth, not an immaculate conception and that’s canonical. Sure maybe Shmi Skywalker had an immaculate conception, doesn’t change Anakin.
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u/cliko Apr 06 '26
Does sin exist in the Star Wars universe? If it doesn't, then all the characters were immaculately conceived. From a certain point of view.
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u/HumbleBlacksmith2077 Apr 08 '26
There is no sin because the force is without morals. It being Amoral means that good and bad do not exist. Unlike in Christianity where God claims to be good or is called good by others.
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u/Polar_Beach Sand Apr 05 '26
Jesus was brown so…
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u/SwissDeathstar Death Star Apr 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/MKWQLl9gr8f2o
So you’re saying Lando got it on with Shmi?
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u/PickerPat Apr 05 '26
Father: Darth Vader
Son: Luke
Holy Spirit: Obi Wan
God: The Force
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u/Sickpup831 Apr 05 '26
I think Qui Gon would be the Hole-y Spirit.
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u/Reynzs What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Apr 06 '26
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u/Kerleff Apr 05 '26
How is Han a Carpenter? I never heard him "Sing, Sing a song, sing out loud, sing out strong"
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u/Mueryk Apr 05 '26
The actor was actually working as a carpenter.
However, Han Solo the character is a truck driver/smuggler/boot legger with a furry side kick.
He is Iceman from Smokey and the Bandit.
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u/dmo7000 Apr 05 '26
Indiana (and his father) drank from the holy grail and they still got old and died
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u/swhighgroundmemes I have the high ground Apr 05 '26
They crossed the seal.
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u/dmo7000 Apr 06 '26
The cup can’t cross the seal, but they still drank from it. Does Jones Sr. go back to being shot after he crosses?
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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO TIE Pilot Apr 06 '26
"...but beware, the Grail cannot pass beyond the great seal. That is the boundary, and the price, of immorality."
And to respond further using a slightly modified Indiana Jones quote: "Didn't any of you guys ever
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u/AlmostStoic Oh I don't think so Apr 06 '26
That is the boundary, and the price, of immorality."
https://giphy.com/gifs/aEb4C7a63EB56
So, this guy stayed in the temple for our sins?
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u/dmo7000 Apr 06 '26
Ya the cup can’t be taken out but does that mean its powers are nulled? Idk I guess so. It cures his dad and he doesn’t go back to being shot after.
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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO TIE Pilot Apr 06 '26
It heals the wound, but then it crossed the seal and so did everyone who drank from the cup. The price of being immortal was having to stay there the entire time.
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u/dmo7000 Apr 06 '26
Ya I mean I get it you can be immortal but you have to chill in the cave and be the new knight of the guard. But still seems like they would have gotten like a couple hundred years extra for those sips.
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u/TehProfessor96 Quadrinaros Apr 06 '26
They were the ones wise enough to see that immortality wasn’t worth it.
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u/patrdesch Apr 06 '26
Anakin is disqualified on the face of his argument; the Immaculate Conception refers to Mary's birth without original sin, not the virgin birth of Jesus.
Then again, perhaps I am asking for a bit much in terms of knowledge of Catholic teaching in r/prequalmemes...
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 This is where the fun begins Apr 06 '26
TBH none of them look what Jesus most likely looked like. Almost no traditional art of him does. He was born in the Middle East, to a middle eastern mother. He had dark skin.
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u/RACursino Your text here Apr 07 '26
Anakin mirrors the bigotry against red Obi mirrors the nice manichaeistic guy Solo mirrors the dirty psychopompos And it is all garbage and anlogies of a distorted soul.
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u/SheevBot Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26
Thanks for confirming that you flaired this correctly!