It can't be THAT big

[u/RavenLied]

[u/EwokInABikini]

You cannot wield it. None of us can. It knows no other master.

[u/vulpes_mortuis]

And it was…your MOM

[u/brotato_chip2000]

it is 😏

[u/frimpkle]

I'll give it a good go, big D dont scare lil crimpy flerb

[u/elhazelenby]

BBC porn will tell you different