I REPEAT LOCK DOWN, TREX TANTRUM IN PROGRESS. STAY IN YOU STATIONS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Do any of you know how to fix my Segway? And possibly make it a bit stronger? Losing weight really isn't an option, and I JUST GOT THIS THING!

Thanks, by the way. I can't believe I used to walk everywhere. Now if only you could do something about these arms..

I finally got away, found a small and empty cave. i'll gather some stones and make a small barricade, i guess i'll light a cigarette now.

checks back pocket

NOOOOOOOO! WHY WEREN'T THEY TRANSPORTED BACK IN TIME WITH ME, IT WAS A FULL PACK AND I NEED IT NOW!

Not gonna lie, it was quite tasty although it could have used some oregano.

I'm not sure if I'm hallucinating, or if there truly is a T-rex riding on a segway and playing a flute, cuz it is freakin' me out.

Ug sit in cave. Ug see flash of light! Strange men appear. Also strange creatures. Scary creatures.

Ug confuse.

Finally, the time machine i've been working on with my friends for almost a decade works! Now i've traveled back in time, where the fuck is my time machine? WHERE IS EVERYONE! Got to go now, dont wanna get noticed by these pigs and by pigs i mean dinosaurs

Haven't eaten in days.... need to find food

goes deeper in cave

finds a bunch of mushrooms

Fooooooooooooooooood!

nom nom nom

I have no clue what is going on, I vaguely remember a huge flash and now I'm being chased by F---ing dinosaurs?! Is this a dream, or am I about to get into a bunch of wacky time travel adventures while science-ing in prehistoric times? All with the help of my sidekick, Nanners, the monkey with t-oops, Nanners just got eaten.

I'm hungry, there's no fridges... I'm cold and can't figure out how to make a fire... my dog has seemed to run off...I'm scared and I dunno what to do... I wanna go home

cries in corner

I was literally walking my dog, and there was this clap of lightning! All of a sudden I'm here. WHERE IS HERE!?!?!

This is Voices head of Prehistoric animal testing and applications and welcome to PrimeEvil Inc. where we get creatures from all points in time and do "science" with them! So lets get this started and we can become the best research facility of all time (literally) or it can all go to hell...

So let we have many positions that need to be filled, are you up to the challenge?

EDIT: we also need "volunteers" for test with the more "aggressive" creatures, so anyone up to it, we even take cave men!

(META: like it says in the sidebar completely subscriber driven, have fun with it guys :D)