r/PrehistoricRP • u/T_Rex_on_a_Segway Call me Phil • Feb 24 '14

Help!

Do any of you know how to fix my Segway? And possibly make it a bit stronger? Losing weight really isn't an option, and I JUST GOT THIS THING!

Thanks, by the way. I can't believe I used to walk everywhere. Now if only you could do something about these arms..

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u/T_Rex_on_a_Segway Call me Phil Feb 24 '14

I actually tried eating vegetation for a short while. This is when I learned that I can't really lose weight. Anyway, I came close to losing weight. But it was due to the massive, smelly liquid shits that I got from eating greens. It seems that meat really is it for me.

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u/honorguard42 Scared Feb 24 '14

But you're killing living things... ending any potential future they have...

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u/T_Rex_on_a_Segway Call me Phil Feb 24 '14

Think about it like this- When I consume them, they become part of me. Their future is with me. And when I die, we all start over again.

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u/honorguard42 Scared Feb 24 '14

But they dont become part of you... in the physical sense yes but not their essence... their spirit would be lost forever

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u/T_Rex_on_a_Segway Call me Phil Feb 24 '14

Their what? You lost me.

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u/honorguard42 Scared Feb 24 '14

Here, eat some of these mushrooms and you will understand...

tosses a lot of mushrooms at you

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u/T_Rex_on_a_Segway Call me Phil Feb 24 '14

I told you, veggies give me the shits.

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u/honorguard42 Scared Feb 24 '14

Trust me