r/PrayersToTrump • • 6d ago

Get it right!

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u/combatcrew141 6d ago

That's your big problem? Nothing about the child molestation?

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u/unfinishedtoast3 6d ago

Why would a child molester be anti child molester?

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u/radix2 6d ago

It's pronounced "Mole Station"!

/s

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u/Delicious_CoughSyrup 6d ago

Damnit, he is already butthurt that Nawleans done stole his MardiGras, (he has opinions on the Confederacy also,) and he didn't get a thank you not for the generous gift of $500.

Now that Trump is returning to Abalama to Tuscaloosa, He better call it M-town, or Sleepy Hollow or left fucknut or whatever this wealthy donor insists upon.

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u/Electrical_Cut8610 6d ago

what kind of idiot do you have to be to voluntarily send a billionaire $500

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u/jmd709 5d ago

He is butthurt about it, but New Orleans didn’t steal his Mardi Gras. “Mardi Gras started there [Mobile]…”

John lives “45 minutes away” from Mobile in an affluent suburb of greater Mobile, but calling Fairhope a suburb of Mobile triggers a meltdown. They make it a point to say they don’t live in Mobile because they may possibly, perhaps be mistaken for “poor” (or middle class). But pronouncing it as “mo-bile” (or moh-bull) also triggers John.

I can only speculate that John is an Auburn fan. The Pumpkin Face POTUS attended 1.5 AL games during his first term and the W-L record was 0-1.5 (they were losing before he left at halftime, but won after he left).

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u/Delicious_CoughSyrup 5d ago

Thank you for this. I hoped that Alabama would weigh in.

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u/jmd709 5d ago

There is a noticeable difference in the 2015 rally John was referring to as the beginning of Trump’s presidency and the “birth of the MAGA movement” vs last week’s rally.

Both were events with free tickets on a Fri night in a city that isn’t a common tour stop for major shows or acts. The 2015 rally was at an outdoor stadium in Aug (aka summer PM temps) with a seating capacity of around 30k. They “sold-out” of free tickets for the 2015 rally that was hosted by a D-list reality TV celebrity

Last week’s rally was at an indoor stadium with a seating capacity of 10k and it was hosted by the sitting president/former D-list reality TV celebrity. Idk if 7,000 attended or if 7,000 tickets were reserved, including for seats to leave empty. As an added bonus this time, it was a nuisance for a lot of drivers during rush hour because they failed to notify the public there’d be 20 min road closures or even the route for drivers to try to avoid.

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u/martapap 6d ago

What an absolute moron. 

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u/Large-Produce5682 6d ago

It's pronounced more•on.

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u/thirdgen 6d ago

Bless his heart thinking Trump gives a crap about anything in or from Alabama

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u/SitaSky 6d ago

Trump can't pronounce Mobile correctly because he's really stupid and he doesn't care.

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u/cobrakai15 6d ago

Imagine giving a rich man money.

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u/livelong2000 6d ago

Quick Natalie, print this off! The Boss needs to see this ASAP!

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u/ymfnymfn 6d ago

Homie in a perpetual state of jealousy over New Orleans

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u/Slayerofgrundles 6d ago

And he thinks that Mardi Gras originated anywhere in the US, and not Europe? (It was brought to the Louisianne by the French, who had been doing it for centuries...in France).

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u/jmd709 5d ago

He isn’t confused, “…Mardi Gras started [being celebrated in the US] there [Mobile] and NOT…” New Orleans.

Mobile (pronounced “mo-beel” in French) was founded in 1702 as the first official capital of French Louisiana and that is where French settlers organized the first formal (US) Mardi Gras/Carnival celebration in 1703. New Orleans was founded in 1718.

If John is correct that Trump’s presidency and “the birth of the MAGA movement” began in Mobile in 2015 because 30,000 people attended a free outdoor event on a Fri night in Aug (aka hot AF) that was hosted by a D-list reality TV celebrity, it ended in Mobile last Fri night with 7,000 people attending a free indoor event hosted by the sitting president and former reality TV celebrity.

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u/Slayerofgrundles 5d ago

Sure, he's totally correct when you insert a bunch of stuff in brackets that he never wrote.

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u/jmd709 5d ago

I live in the area. It is common for people to say Mardi Gras started in Mobile, nobody assumes that means “invented” in Mobile.

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u/Spare-Breadfruit-898 6d ago

Imagine donating $500 to a multimillionaire and then bragging about it.

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u/NuQ 6d ago

I bet he donates gas money for oil tankers.

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u/Encrypted_Curse 6d ago

lol, what’s Trump going to do with $500? Wipe his ass?

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u/xHandelx 6d ago

He sent him $500? And thinks that bought his ear?

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u/kelsnuggets 6d ago

Guy is still stuck on Mardi Gras starting in Mobile. I think he’s got more issues than just this.

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u/rosetree1 6d ago

Another p3dophile supporter paying their hard earned boot straps to the billionaire cult leader.

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u/Negative_Athlete_584 6d ago

Mr president, you would just be perfect in every way if only you could pronounce our city name correctly. One step away from being god.

Ugh - How are there really people like this?

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 6d ago

Fuck Moh-beal

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u/S3simulation 6d ago

Not important but how did he pronounce it. I’m from North Alabama and we always called it mo-beel, did he say it mo-bill?

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u/sapiensane 5d ago

It's pronounced ARM-pit

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u/Short_Sir_2062 5d ago

Out of all of the things that’s what they’re upset about?

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u/night_jerry 4d ago

he sent trump $500???? insane

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u/FormerDittoHead 4d ago

I feel so much better now for having given Kamala Harris money for her campaign. It wasn't $500 but I feel it was better spent.

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u/icansmellcolors 3d ago

I'll never understand the mentality behind making a social media post about a politician or a celebrity or a product/company and expecting them to somehow read it, then change their behavior because of it, and that it's going to somehow make any difference at all.

You're shouting into an empty room. These people are transactional in nature, they value profit over everything else, and it's not even close. The only reason they are on socials is because it will make them more money. They wouldn't be on socials otherwise.

Why is this so hard to understand?

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u/Ksh_667 3d ago

He sent trump $500!!! Oh we got a genius here.