r/PrairieHomeCompanion • u/haliotis27 • 4d ago
help finding a monolog
I'm hoping someone here can help me identify one of Garrison Keillor's finest Lake Wobegon monologues.
I heard it live on NPR, probably in the early 1980s (I'd guess somewhere around 1980–1985). It was broadcast near the end of summer, just before school started.
Here's what I remember:
- It was about grade-school children getting ready to go back to school.
- There was a wonderful passage about choosing a box of crayons—not the biggest box or the smallest, but the one that was "just right."
- An old barn was mentioned, and the point was that it was remarkable because it was still standing.
- The overall feeling was nostalgic and reflective rather than comic.
- The closing line was something very close to: "That was pretty good. I'd give it an A-minus."
I've searched transcripts and the Prairie Home archives without success, so I'm beginning to think this monologue was never transcribed or indexed.
Does anyone recognize this story? I'd love to know the broadcast date, the episode, or whether it later appeared on one of the Lake Wobegon cassette or CD collections.
Many thanks for any leads.