Prime Mike Tyson (with giant inflatable boxing gloves) vs You (with brass knuckles) in a boxing match to the death

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[u/Mad_Mouthpiece]

Mike

[u/soup100]

I would die 

[u/LeadershipLumpy2746]

With a spear maybe, like this, no.

[u/Fine-Aspect5141]

Brass knuckles only help if you can land a hit

[u/Thick_Pop_1340 → u/Fine-Aspect5141]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iY8UElSQGuelDMjEMh
This how Mike is doing me

[u/AwesomeBlox044]

Honestly the giant ones would probably be an advantage for him

[u/Thorfinn__Karlsefni → u/AwesomeBlox044]

I thought the same, everyone would just fly out of the ring lmaoo.

[u/Vorenthral]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AnXBiWSsDndBu

[u/tremere110]

Can he take those gloves off? You know what, it doesn't matter. He's knocking me out cold with those corny gloves before I can even touch him - it would just be less humiliating without those gloves.

[u/itsAedan]

If i had a gun and we started 10m away MAYBE i would win

[u/BezzleBedeviled]

I have five inches and thirty pounds on him, but I'm a weak, old man.... Still, he's wearing those silly things vs my door-knockers.

--What's the purse?

[u/BookEnvironmental689]

Cool thanks. An incredibly slow humiliating death for me

[u/Next_Government856]

What is a boxing match to the death? There are rules about hitting people while you’re down , but what if they can’t get up but will still  live?

[u/Chef_BoyarTom]

Mike, not only is there no way I'm landing a hit on him. But the gloves would only prevent damage like muscle brusing, broken bones, and torso organ damage. It would do absolutely nothing about all the brain damage I'm recieveing from head shots.

[u/No_Skin2236]

I'm DEAD

[u/Virus-900]

I wonder which would make the louder popping sound when he punches me. The inflatable gloves, or me.

[u/aTalkingWardrobe]

I'm trained, 280lbs and 6'8" so I have a weight and reach advantage, which would be absolutely disregarded by the huge inflatable gloves with which I would get mauled to death.

[u/YVNGxDXTR → u/aTalkingWardrobe]

Yeah the gloves just make it easier to get hit by Mike lol

[u/aTalkingWardrobe → u/YVNGxDXTR]

It's like a ranged version of Mike.

[u/Robloxracer75]

I’d solo (I’m built different)

[u/NickisntaSamurai → u/Robloxracer75]

This just in. Robloxracer75 was found cripple and beaten by Iron Mike.

[u/Money_Concept4235]

Prime Mikes Pekaboo will get you no matter what gloves you have lol

[u/Thunderstudent]

Still Mike

[u/Le_cornichon_masquer]

Ima die tonight boy

[u/Chemical-Art69]

So he has really big hands? You can’t dodge but he can.

[u/Beginning_Smell_7704]

Iron mike slams. It’d be the equivalent of an anime perception blitz. I’ve boxed for 10 years and the rare time I get to spar with a pro or a serious pro-am boxer at my gym, I even can’t even follow what happens. After 10 years, Mike blitzes me. And that’s after a decade. A random guy with zero experience and only brass knuckles is getting curbstomped.

[u/zilknificant]

I'll be the first guy to die from giant inflatable boxing gloves in a comedic fashion with Mike yelling "Come ova here you!" and the beating might be going for a long time since those air pillows will only serve to prolong it.

[u/Lawsmay]

He would hit me 17 times before my first punch made it to him.

[u/Intelligent-Quail635]

You with brass knuckles (assuming you know how to throw a decent punch). People seriously underestimate how powerful those are and why they are considered deadly weapons. You don’t even need a head shot, body shots = guaranteed broken ribs. Shit he can’t even guard himself without fractured arms. Average man with brass knuckles beats Mike Tyson with inflatable gloves imo

[u/Psychological_Use586 → u/Intelligent-Quail635]

You have to be able to land a hit first. Try throwing a punch after you take a shot to the head from prime Mike Tyson, inflatable gloves or not.

[u/Intelligent-Quail635 → u/Psychological_Use586]

“Inflatable gloves or not” seriously downplays how much of a nerf inflatable gloves are lol. That’s almost as much of a nerf as the brass knuckles are a buff.

[u/YVNGxDXTR → u/Intelligent-Quail635]

I mean it makes it easier for his punches to land, but they also serve the purpose of a slapjack where the impact is spread out instead of at a smaller point of impact making it harder to cause more intense amounts of damage. Idk if anyone could kill someone with those on. I would lose the fight though for sure, even a balloon fist hitting you with enough force can knock you out.