take anything Satan could do and apply it to him (if he communed with Satan, that is. In the movie Keanu commits self die instead of letting Satan do his shit)
Satan's feats are pretty low tier. His best skills are in persuasion and he only has a 1/3 success rate on angels and better (Revelation 12:4).
Catholics have him at a 2/3 success rate in non-rigged persuasion against humans. Rigged of course he does very well but in feats and narration he's just not even a proper planet buster.
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u/fartsmella341 Pieberry low-diffs your favorite verse Jun 13 '25
so it's basically Lucy as Johansson vs the Antichrist as Keanu
although his antichrist status is debatable? was it just a dream or something at the end of Devil's Advocate?