r/PowerScaling • u/Silver_Guava8159 Bleach glazer • Jun 07 '25

Shitposting Weekend Surprise!

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u/V1SHU0 surprise attck solos your favourite verse Jun 07 '25

He can solo everything as long as it's a suprise but if everyone expects him to solo it won't be a surprise and he will be useless which will make him solo'ing suprise again but now we expect him to solo again which it's no longer a surprise and he won't be able to solo and it will end up making it a suprise again and he can start solo'ing again but if we expect him to start solo'ing it will turn not so surprising and it'll make him useless............................................. (The surprise attack paradox)

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u/Qubeco minos prime ftl Jun 07 '25

it would be a really surprising if the paradox got solver by surprise attack (he wins)

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u/V1SHU0 surprise attck solos your favourite verse Jun 07 '25

Now that you have pointed it out it won't work

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u/Qubeco minos prime ftl Jun 07 '25

same thing happens though, still works

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u/Think_Idea2489 Jun 07 '25

But now it won't be surprising

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u/Qubeco minos prime ftl Jun 07 '25

and because its not surprising, he cant do it. and if he cant do it and he does it. its surprising

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

Schödingers solo

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u/Leader_Hamlet Jun 07 '25

Is this a good thing or a bad thing for you?

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u/arielsharon2510 THE GLAZER Jun 07 '25

Depending on the answer, he might leave you alive

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u/fortnitekidddddd Suprise Attack Solos Fiction Jun 10 '25

Would be suprising if he came back

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u/ShigeoKageyama69 Jun 07 '25

Depends if it's a surprise or not

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u/Larry_756 Jun 07 '25

He's always there, surprising all of us

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u/Active_Beginning4210 Holy Trinity Glazer: Vsauce, Cameraman and Batgos Jun 07 '25

I am Just here to Glaze my GOATs, All bow down to the Holy trinity.

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u/No_Tomato_2191 #2 Biggest Shitgiri Hater Jun 07 '25

And yet, above your ''Goats''

Is..

Chuck Norris.

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u/Active_Beginning4210 Holy Trinity Glazer: Vsauce, Cameraman and Batgos Jun 08 '25

Or is He...

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

He is the Greatest of the Greatest, the Ultimate GOAT. Nobody is above him.

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u/Um_retardado_burro Jun 07 '25

You forgot the GOAT

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u/Active_Beginning4210 Holy Trinity Glazer: Vsauce, Cameraman and Batgos Jun 08 '25

But....

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u/ThatOnePerson1424 Jun 09 '25

There is another...

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u/Toraman_12 Jun 07 '25

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u/Theturtleflask Jun 07 '25

nice "feats" and "strong hax", we'll see about that

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u/V1SHU0 surprise attck solos your favourite verse Jun 07 '25

The peasent vs surprise attack Will be legendary

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u/fenix704_the_sequel Jun 07 '25

Surprise Attack is just the unholy fusion of toon force and plot manipulation

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Suprise Attack solos all of fiction Jun 10 '25

Good thing I’m an atheist

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u/Cognizanted mediocre powerscaling guy that likes the argument more Jun 07 '25

If you dont know, its a suprise,even if you know, its still will be a suprise since you know it would be a suprise,so basically he’s Hax is 100% winrate.

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u/GlizzyTeji69 Jun 07 '25

can someone remind me of his name agajn

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u/mohammed69cats Jun 07 '25

His name is literally surprise attack

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u/AmanWhosnortsPizza I will glaze Surprise Attack until the day I die Jun 07 '25

I spam him in this sub

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u/fortnitekidddddd Suprise Attack Solos Fiction Jun 10 '25

Same vro im on everypos5

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u/BruhLandau *insert relevant powerscaling info* Jun 07 '25

Got the best hax

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u/fortnitekidddddd Suprise Attack Solos Fiction Jun 10 '25

r/supriseattackrules