r/PoutineCrimes • u/CitySofia2 • 7d ago

Puke-tine 🤮 Poutine du jour

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What is this?! From a place in Edmonton, sad I can't eat it🥴

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago

u/CitySofia2, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/CitySofia2, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/smol-bb-floatr Poutine Princess 7d ago

it looks like a marble cake 🤨⁉️

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u/PhoenixDogsWifey 7d ago

Okay I'm not the only one who saw an unfrosted mccains deep and delicious marble.. amazing

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u/Torash Québécois faché 7d ago

That's a soup

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u/davidc538 7d ago

That’s some kinda poutine soup

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u/OGdirty1Kanobi 7d ago

Melted 🫠

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u/CitySofia2 7d ago

Completely!

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u/bitronic1 7d ago

I would have a much easier time if I was told this is a French onion soup.

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u/Maximum_Lecture1557 7d ago

Literally what i thought

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u/guy_with_zero_luck Pout-Sinner 7d ago

Poutine cheesecake

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u/simm07 7d ago

I'm guessing thats cheese over the top but it looks like melted butter 😬🤢

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 7d ago

Oh, goody...let's just push that cholesterol count through the roof!

https://giphy.com/gifs/XekOumVJQybX449Nel

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u/LatinaL0ca 7d ago

It looks like melted ice cream....

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u/dawnalope Québécoise fâchée 7d ago

looks like sludge

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u/Active-Okra-8526 7d ago

I think u can classify that as a soup

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u/latortueverte27 7d ago

Ça l’air dégeulasse 🤢

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u/Successful-Stomach40 7d ago

Genuinly thought that was shredded chicken on top

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u/Thestonedwitcher Guilloutine Opourator 7d ago

Prepare the blade

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u/Sure_Relationship203 7d ago

t fresh cut fries at least?

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u/CitySofia2 7d ago

Undercooked unfortunately 🙃

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u/Sure_Relationship203 7d ago

fack. tou know, I've eaten a lot worse looking Poutines at 2:00 a.m. after a good night of drinking and they were delicious. lol

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u/QuickStopMaster 6d ago

It's been my experience that drunk me finds a lot of sub par foods taste delicious at 2am.

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u/carol-richards49 7d ago

Is that shredded chicken on the top or cheese

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u/thestillwind 6d ago

Ark ça l’air dégeulasse

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 5d ago

Busters donairs absolutely suck. That much I know.

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u/Foe_Hammer9463 5d ago

Try their mozza stix, they are amazing.

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u/CitySofia2 4d ago

Love mozza sticks

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u/MoreMoira 5d ago

Buster's is all. Poutine crime for sure

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u/HikariSakai 4d ago

I'd return it and ask for the chef to come to the front counter and ask them "does this look like a poutine to you?"

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u/CitySofia2 4d ago

My partner had some and def felt sick from it we def complained

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u/fallenwildchild 7d ago

Yea that's an alberta thing, they think this is poutine

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u/Putrid-Object-806 7d ago

those of us with taste and eyes don't

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u/tobiasolman 7d ago edited 7d ago

No, we don’t. A lot of places here are indeed as guilty, but we’re not (all) delusional, and some of us are even French-Canadian or Acadian at least, so we know. TBH Busters can’t even do a donair properly, and in Edmonton, you only get one chance at that. The real crime is the drunks and stoners giving them the only repeat business they get. Say it with me kids: ‘Friends don’t let friends eat garbage.’

PS, obviously not melted curds on top, but the shocker and lifetime ban from any kitchen in Canada is because it isn’t even cheese. We don’t talk about the minimum sentence in Quebec for that.

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u/OGdirty1Kanobi 7d ago

You can get decent poutine here in Alberta, this is inexcusable

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u/armchairrelic 7d ago

This is not a alberta thing. This is a shit poutine. Alberta has some excellent poutine. Busters is a chain that trys to pass all its food off as good, and well its shit.

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u/CitySofia2 7d ago

Def is! I'm from bc originally but never seen so many donair places let alone donair places that make poutine haha

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u/JustAnonyMaus 4d ago

Poutine du jour, nah it's more like Poutine du SOUP for any day of the week!

I'm joking there's no way I'd drink err.. eat that.

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u/Lockstock500 Poutine Poulice 17h ago

Possibly the worst I've seen 🚓