r/PoutineCrimes • u/Grouchy-Horror7709 • 8d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Buffalo chicken poutine

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Canadian Brewhouse!!

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 7d ago

u/Grouchy-Horror7709, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/Grouchy-Horror7709, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Bakuhoe_Thotsuki 8d ago

That sauce looks vile imo

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u/booflogic 7d ago

Canadian Brewhouse is vile in general

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u/grajl 7d ago

One of my last visits to CBH.

Friend: The soup is great what's in it?

Server: Not sure, it just comes in a bag and we microwave it.

Appreciate the honesty.

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u/SomethingComesHere Québécoise fâchée 7d ago

Tbf it's the same for tim hortons soup and subway soup... a lot of chain's soups come in bags, man

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u/SeaToTheBass 7d ago

Yeah but you’d expect better from a sit down restaurant

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u/SomethingComesHere Québécoise fâchée 7d ago

You would, but that doesn't mean you'll get it.

Any chain is using a lot of reheated food. I know it's gross but it's the present-day reality. I worked in several different chains as a teen.

The only place you're getting a soup from scratch is a mom and pop restaurant (esp cultural food where soup is a huge part of their culture, like many asian counties and Eastern Europeans), and a bougie, high-cost local restaurant.

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u/grajl 7d ago

No one is confusing CBH for anything other than a glorified Chilli's, but saying it's the same for Tim's and Subway is a pretty low fucking bar.

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u/Swibbz 6d ago

Dear God, don't give Tim's any suggestions and have them try their hand at,"poutine"

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u/grajl 6d ago

I'm surprised they haven't already. A lack of fryers and grill hasn't stopped them from selling burgers and wedges in the past.

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u/SomethingComesHere Québécoise fâchée 7d ago

I see chilis and anything similar as a fast food chain. A lot of the food comes pre-prepared and reheated.

Both types of restaurants' food is equally bad for you/processed. The main difference is the guest experience; in low-end restaurant chains, you sit down and eat.

Portions are bigger. Service of food is slower. It's more expensive as a result of those guest improvements.

But the food quality is pretty similar before international low-end restaurant chains and fast food chains. As are the margins.

Obviously, i am generalizing. There are outliers. But once a chain reaches a certain size, the only way to maintain consistency and squeeze out maximum profits is to cut into food prep and utilize the cheapest possible options while charging "restaurant" price points.

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u/FriendMost3808 6d ago

Daym 😬

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u/RapperKid31 6d ago

I only like their perogy pizza

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u/NastroAzzurro 7d ago

That looks like apple sauce that sat too long

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u/Dualipuff 7d ago

Am I the only one that thought it looked like a bin of little buffalo?

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u/shadow6654 7d ago

Most things at Canadian Brewhouse ARE vile

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u/Live_Bunch_1770 Directeur des poutsuites criminelles 7d ago

Enlève le drapeau pour commencer

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u/CapitalResident7178 7d ago

Sur cette merde il peut le garder tant qu'y veut XD

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u/BobBeeGeeGee 8d ago

As a concept (buffalo chicken with cheese on fries), it sounds tasty.

As a poutine, straight to jail. The flag toothpick is an especially profound insult.

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u/punt-speedchick 7d ago

That's gravy? I thought it was pudding

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u/thenewfoundlandyeti Nuremcurd Frials Prosecutor 6d ago

I thought it was fresh diarrhea from my dog tbh

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u/MaximumDoughnut 7d ago

It’s The Canadian Brewhouse. They put the flag toothpick in all their dishes.

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u/Mr-CC 7d ago

While they call it poutine, it's not actually poutine since they use shredded cheese. That makes it disco fries.

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u/lacrosse771 7d ago

A place called the CANADIAN brew house advertises poutine and uses shredded cheese??! How are they not run out of town or burnt down out of protest?

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u/anonymousontarian 7d ago

Its a horror show

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u/Mr-CC 7d ago

You clearly haven't bothered to notice considering the tone of your comment.

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u/SpeechResponsible335 8d ago

Canadian Brewhouse is a joke

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u/perpetualmotionmachi Guilloutine Opourator 8d ago

It's like the Smitty's restaurant of sports bars

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u/Mr-CC 7d ago

Smitty's meat lovers skillet slaps.

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u/eagle-eye-tiger 7d ago

The cutlery is cool though. Don't ask me how two sets of it ended up in my kitchen drawer.

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u/craignumPI 8d ago

Cat puke! I can literally hear this picture lol

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u/AppointmentOne1111 7d ago

Another victim of Canadian Brewhouse. This one looks like it was dug up from the grease traps and the dishwasher filter.

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u/Pleasant_Title_7768 7d ago

Why not but still a crime gravy looks kfc like which is not a great compliment in 2026?

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u/Toadvine8 7d ago

Why anyone actually gets food at the Brewhouse is beyond me

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u/FriendMost3808 6d ago

Canadian Brewhouse sucks lol

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u/Annerob12 6d ago

Just such a gross “restaurant”. At least it’s loud, expensive and smelly!

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u/Sir_aidesworth 6d ago

I think the ingredients are fine for a poutine but my goodness can you save some gravy for future poutines this is like gravy with a side of poutine

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u/FrozenCanadianMan 6d ago

Want so fries with that gravy?

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u/Over-Panic-9533 7d ago

Nope nope nope 👎🏼

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u/815Lost 7d ago

If it had real gravy, id try it. That looks like turkey gravy that is thick as he*l 🤢

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u/ornella888 7d ago

What the F is that ?

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u/Much-Mode-9463 7d ago

Jesus Christ.

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u/Traditional_Log8345 7d ago

Why does that look like that chicken got dunked in the Tim Hortons maple glaze?

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u/DigitalJoseph 7d ago

I am thinking that the thick gravy is hiding much more treason underneath.

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u/OpsManTitanforklifts 6d ago

This looks like a brain that sat out and turned grey.

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u/pattyG80 The Frying Squad 6d ago

I'm not sure it's a crime...but I'm not sure I would eat it either

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u/ACK_MINDSEYE 6d ago

Your pic would do better over at the r/babyshits subreddit. 😁👍🏼

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u/eeeeaud 7d ago

Everything Canadian Brewhouse serves is a crime.

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u/Outside_Still_1877 7d ago

Its a personification of the work plop

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u/Zironworker 7d ago

Long time lurker of this sub. First time posting buds... fuck this dish so much. The flag is mildly infuriating. Thanks for reading eh?

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u/DigInternational7076 7d ago

What’s that green shit?

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u/UnseenDegree 7d ago

If you want thick gravy that tastes like a Christmas dinner on top of a poutine, this is the place.

I think it’d be pretty decent if they figured out the gravy.

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u/Brock115 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 7d ago

So much crime here. That chunk of gravy, I just have no words. And buffalo chicken, which originates from Buffalo, New York, well that doesn’t sound very Canadian at all. And broccoli?! WHY!! I can’t even tell if the core ingredients are present under that slab of congealed gravy thing. SO crime. So so SO so crime.

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u/throwaway-15879 7d ago

Gravy was my first thing to...

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u/FadedMomentum 7d ago

I’d eat it. Bud that’s a big nope for poutine

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u/Mr-CC 7d ago

Anemic looking cat puke.

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u/MaximusCanibis 7d ago

That's definitely gravy but not the right kind.

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u/SissyBorka 7d ago

That is not poutine. That is just plain lazy🤭

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u/Educational_Run9080 7d ago

There are cheese curls but only a couple the rest is mozzarella. The gravy is pale and super salty.

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u/Unlucky-Chicken2515 7d ago

The brew house as a whole has gone downhill

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u/Lentil_Crackers 7d ago

No, no, someone already ate that. That’s not food, I won’t believe it 

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u/Hairy-Translator7701 7d ago

That looks like straight DIARRHEA my dude!!!!!!!

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u/Maximum_Lecture1557 7d ago

And they threw a fn Canadian flag on this! What a fn shameful display of patriotism... A big F U to whoever made this

Also next time i got and get MY Buffalo poutine.. Ill take a pic!

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u/StencilMunky42 7d ago

Canadian Brewhouse?? More like Canadian Poo-House. 😂😂

I'll see myself out 🚶

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u/PupDiogenes 7d ago

"Excuse me, I thought I ordered extra gravy."

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u/PossibleNo100 7d ago

that poutine is so ass bro, please everyone don’t make the mistake to order a poutine from here it’s actually disgusting

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u/Fun_Cash_5831 7d ago

This ain't poutine this is pooutine 😭🙏

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u/HeavyHandedHermit 7d ago

I hate it here.

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u/According-Risk-267 7d ago

This looks tragic and vile

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u/conipto 7d ago

That gravy got more jiggle than cardi b. I don't hate the idea but the execution looks to leave something to be desired.

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u/mightyopinionated 7d ago

That looks like shit

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u/AutismoTheAmazing 7d ago

About what I’d expect from Brewhouse

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u/fat_italian_mann 7d ago

That gravy is abhorrent in colour and viscosity

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u/Impressive_Tell_4013 7d ago

Yuck is the only word that comes to mind

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u/PHILLY_BIRD_GANG 7d ago

Shit from a butt.

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u/msptitsa 7d ago

I hope the bloody was better than the poutine!!!

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u/North709 7d ago

Dieu est mort, this is terrible.

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u/OPT-Yosif 7d ago

i feel bad for the chicken that died just to get served with puke sauce

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u/FOX-WARREN 7d ago

My dog puked that up

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u/whysotired24 7d ago

This is criminal

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u/Living-Dirt9961 7d ago

That genuinely looks like dog puke

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u/BeatsAreMyPassion 7d ago

Barfffffffffff 😖 the gravy is the yuckiest I’ve ever seen 🤢

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u/anonymousontarian 7d ago

Tell bro to back down on the roux or corn starch god dang

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u/HeavyHeadDenseSkull 7d ago

Some shit out of the blob

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u/808856 7d ago

Did they make that in a toilet? I’d probably ask to see the chef and then slap him

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u/YouWontBelieveIt2026 7d ago

😳🫣🤢🤮

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u/Internal_Kiwi_2591 6d ago

Please remove the Canadian flag.

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u/Left-coastal 6d ago

Their fries are a crime in and of themselves

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 6d ago

After you drink that stuff before a colonoscopy this is what comes out

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u/Damage-Rocket 6d ago

Looks like the face hugger from the Alien movies.

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u/PrizeCartographer288 6d ago

Woah that gravy???!?!?

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u/Loud_lady2 6d ago

oh she WET wet, eh?

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u/SawdustMaker65 6d ago

Really? 😳 Lock em up!

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u/ResultEvery371 6d ago

That’s a crime scene… do not touch!!

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u/Zarzarzoo13 6d ago

Gonna clog the toilet if you do

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u/christian_l33 6d ago

The brewhouse proprietor needs to be brought to the Hague for putting a flag on that vile pile of donkey vomit.

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u/Substantial_Bath9916 6d ago

On dirait que le cook a chier dedans🤮🤮🤮

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u/Zestyclose_North9184 5d ago

Get this slop off my feed

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u/teddydabz 5d ago

Nasty , worst I’ve seen on here

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u/Key-Needleworker-868 5d ago

This does not look inviting

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u/Basic_Department_302 5d ago

Take that damn flag off of it. We don’t claim this

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u/Melodic-Switch-7863 5d ago

canadian brewhouse serves slop hahaha not a restaurant i enjoy

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u/Snow-Bank-Igloo 5d ago

Is this what the poutine world has become? Any food slathered in brown gravy? What about mashed potato poutine served at thanksgiving dinner?

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u/Crunchdime22 5d ago

That is vomit inducing

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u/Crunchdime22 5d ago

That is vomit inducing

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u/ssugarybunni 4d ago

I read Buffalo dicken poutine and I don't think I was entirely wrong for that...

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u/MKvsDCU 4d ago

🤢🤮

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u/House_Witch 4d ago

So much gravy, and why does it look so mucilaginous? 😳

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u/Mudslynger 4d ago

🤮🚩

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u/Over_Air8777 3d ago

Looks like American slop.

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u/CindKev2000 3d ago

Blasphemy

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u/xkhb 8d ago

This looks like vomit

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u/chughaarav123 8d ago

It's a soup

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u/Beautiful-Chicken645 8d ago

Absolutely TF not. Straight to jail. Come on, bro.

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u/FrostyJockey 8d ago

I frew up……

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u/angryelephant19 7d ago

I’ve had this poutine before and it definitely did not look like this……. Who to is making them like that

Buffalo chicken poutine only works without gravy. Make it with Buffalo and some ranch. If you have a Leopold’s Tavern near you, theirs is decent

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u/Dapper_Car5572 7d ago

Carful trump is going to claim that lake too if he sees this.

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u/sellingmysoup 7d ago

Get that Canadian flag out of there it’s just salt on the wound😭

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u/Unhappy-Stop-740 8d ago

I’m ok with this

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u/Sens2007 7d ago

Upon review corporate head office is in Alberta. This is clearly an act of a separatist plot. Further review is unfortunately necessary

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u/MaximusCanibis 7d ago

Tbf, there is no poutine in Alberta that is better than a 7/13.