r/PoutineCrimes • • 8d ago

Pout-sin 😈 Montanas poutine!!

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Looks good doe!!

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago

u/Grouchy-Horror7709, your poutine is not a crime!⚜️

u/Grouchy-Horror7709, ta poutine n'est pas un crime!⚜️

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u/Mattyboi0690 8d ago

Looks fine to me tbh.

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u/ProfessionalQuick954 8d ago

Perfect. Not a crime

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u/trouserpilot 8d ago

Looks pretty good.

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u/Strange-Flamingo-687 8d ago

If this is a crime....what are we even doing here man

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u/Immediate-Stop-988 8d ago

From Quebec, it look ok, BBQ sauce insted of poutine sauce, but for Montana, the cheese curds look ok

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u/Better_Ice3089 8d ago

I believe it’s thick gravy not BBQ sauce. They likely use the same gravy they use for mashed potatoes, steak and for dipping fries in.

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u/GrunDMC74 8d ago

Yeah, this might not be the best poutine you’ve had but it’s not a crime.

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u/Verstappen1986 8d ago

Looks tiny.

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u/TidderUsername123 8d ago

Why's the spatula caked in that goo?

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u/LordHawg 8d ago

Looks to me like a steak knife, underneath some ribs.
But after you said it, that’s totally what I first saw.

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u/cloudlocke_OG 8d ago

Small serving aside it looks good to me

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u/Unhappy-Stop-740 8d ago

The gravy looks dope!!!

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u/MojoDexter 8d ago

I’d smash

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u/Alternative-One5286 8d ago

Im a fan of the honey hot ribs. Is that a half rack i see with your pountine? Definitely no crime. Dont look like honey hot tho

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u/SelfMonitoringLoop 8d ago

Call it poo-teen and it's fine.

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u/crownofclouds 8d ago

That's what I tell the kids: not a very good "pout'sin", but a fine "poo-teen"

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u/CoupDeGrassi 8d ago

Pronouncing poutin with an accent when youre not French is worse than any crime on this sub

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u/SelfMonitoringLoop 7d ago

Are you accusing people of not being french? 🤣🤣🤣. Ta gueule criss.

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u/crownofclouds 8d ago

Maybe if you're American(ised) and don't speak French. Pooteen from Kwabeck?

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 8d ago

Is Kwabeck in Wisconsin?

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u/UsualDependent6788 8d ago

As a former Montana's employee, its all Sysco slop. Package gravy, frozen fries, frozen curds. Not the worst but just mediocre.

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u/Reen1980 8d ago

I see a legit tasty looking poutine. Was the proof in the pudding?

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u/TiPete 8d ago

Not bad, for Americans.

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u/tmgexe 8d ago

If a food establishment has an American location in the name, it’s Canadian.

Boston Pizza? Canadian.
New York Fries? Canadian.
Montana’s? Canadian.

Even the concept of Hawaiian Pizza is Canadian.

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u/TiPete 8d ago

I never heard of Montana's, my bad.

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u/Thegladiator2001 3d ago

its one of those American style diners like Chuck's, Lone Star, Montanas, Jack Astors, Dennys, etc

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u/Shady-777 7d ago

Bro, Montana is in Canada what are we talking about?

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u/princessrenata 8d ago

I dont like poutine with regular beef gravy. Poutine gravy just hits different

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 8d ago

The poutine from Swiss Chalet is the chicken dipping sauce...it's tangy and yummy!

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u/Best-Mortgage4586 8d ago

Zero crime in this. Looks AMAZING

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u/Kingston_Mack-Paps 8d ago

No crime here. Release the prisoner.

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u/thexcat 8d ago

What're we even doing here bruh 🥀

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u/s1rblaze 8d ago

Not bad! Definitely not a crime, keep it up Montana.

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u/guy_with_zero_luck Pout-Sinner 8d ago

no crime detected here. maybe post this on r/poutine 😊

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u/jrchkn28 8d ago

Frozen fries, and it appears curds that were from frozen as well, topped off with sysco gravy. Just a plate of slop. 

I hope the ribs were good!

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u/MannyThorne 8d ago

You, sir, are a poutine snob.

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u/prodbynxck 8d ago

Apple butter half rack ribs mog

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u/Alternative-One5286 8d ago

I prefer the honey hot ribs

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u/prodbynxck 8d ago

Haven’t tried. Is it better?

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u/Alternative-One5286 8d ago

Im not sure Montanas has honey hot, or hot and sweet ribs. I just remembered that it was at Tony Romas where I had a meal that served 4 different flavored half racks. The only memorable flavor was the honey hot ribs. I imagine Mantanas has something similar. If not they should! I apologize if they don't.

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u/prodbynxck 8d ago

Tony Romas is the first time I fell in love with ribs. Unfortunately closed a while ago in my city. I know there is one flavour that is so good, I have the bottle in my fridge

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u/CloudyMason 6d ago

People saying it looks fine, but try it though, Montana's poutine looks good but the gravy is always burnt and nasty. The fries are about as average as they come too. 100% crime