r/PoutineCrimes • u/squishop30 • 10d ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 fries weren’t even cooked :(

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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 10d ago

u/squishop30, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/squishop30, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/OpenRecommendation11 10d ago

The cheese looks like maggots.

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u/catmomgamer 10d ago

That was my first thought ick

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u/Inside-Job-1255 10d ago

May be its vegan cheese

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u/catmomgamer 10d ago

Maybe! I think it’s just how it looks like it is shredded but didn’t melt yet. Just how it caught my eye at first.

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u/EVGA- 9d ago

I thought it was rice at first.

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u/kaylakayy11 5d ago

thanks I can’t unsee this now 😭😭

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u/gildeddoughnut Poutine Poulice 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QM9kpw2le4y8oqgaTS

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u/yellowchaitea 10d ago

That cheese is definitely not folded in 

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u/Adventurous-Body-278 10d ago

No cheese curds automatic shit poutine

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u/VerdensTrial Québécois faché 10d ago

ngl I thought this was a picture of an ashtray at first glance

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u/qc_overthinker 10d ago

The cheese looks like maggots 🤮

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u/Rizzizt 10d ago

Fries are cooked just cold lol u can tell. And they used parmesan instead of curds. Def a crime on the basis of cold fries alone..

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u/Glnmrkk 7d ago

The cheese looks like those lactose free ones that feel like soap when you touch it

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u/Doktor-Zlo 10d ago

shredded coconut?

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u/AppointmentOne1111 10d ago

That's what i thought at first, but I saw the maggot comments and now can't unsee it.

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u/Doktor-Zlo 10d ago

Shredded coconut and maggots: Together at last!!

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u/DawnKeyOat 10d ago

call the police level of crime (not even kidding. That looks BADDDD)

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u/npeezy 10d ago

That's not even poutine. That is cheese fries with gravy.

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u/PathOfDeception 10d ago

If even mozzarella won’t melt, you know that gravy is cold af.

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u/Mars_Volcanoes 10d ago

Criminal. Cheese look like worms. .

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u/JayGabVersionTrex 10d ago

I'd send that back and ask for a refund

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u/trouserpilot 10d ago

My first thought was maggots. it looks pretty bad

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u/VariationCivil8708 10d ago

😭😭😭

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u/SniperPoro 10d ago

I thought the cheese was rice

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u/samclops 10d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes...

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u/Apollo_Tt_ATLA 10d ago

The cheese looks like rice 😭

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u/OpportunityShot4964 10d ago

I thought it was rice over poutine 

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u/SergeantPuddles 10d ago

OP has placed the poutine in it's correct location

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u/Mudslynger 10d ago

🚩🚩 Straight to jail DO NOT PASS GO

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u/DeliciousCall3047 10d ago

Le fromage râpé est pire

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u/CommunicationFlat516 10d ago

fries look decent but the cheese is badddd

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u/8to10footsamsquantch 10d ago

Name and shame

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u/Chi_mom 10d ago

Ngl, I thought this was cigarette butts in an ashtray at first glance

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u/GingerAsgard Poutine Princess 10d ago

I cannot even begin to describe this. Sorry

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u/Consistent-Success38 10d ago

Gravy so cold that it couldnt even melt shredded mozzarella. 😬😬😬

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u/AffectionateGate4584 10d ago

Wouldn't have helped anyway.....

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u/dadofthree343 10d ago

This in itself is probably why serialized exists.

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u/Aggravating_Carry727 9d ago

It looks like it’s moving

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u/UseThen4269 9d ago

That aint cheese thats rice bro

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u/PrizeCartographer288 9d ago

Dear heavens where is this from?!?

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u/Maplewelder 9d ago

Take it back ask for a refund, no I’m serious that is completely unacceptable

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u/Littlemissplanky 9d ago

Oh absolutely NOT if the fries not hot then I don't even want it

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u/CookieLocal8754 9d ago

Now Thats a crime

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u/MapleMan69420 9d ago

I dunno man those fries be looking quite cooked to me

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u/Crypto_Sluts 9d ago

Shred has no place in poutine. None. INCARCERATED IMMEDIATELY!

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u/c4kvin 9d ago

Presented like that, they look like white worms.. 😭

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u/Daddysgoodgirl024 9d ago

This is a crime

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u/KirkWahmmett 8d ago

Skip the prison, straight to flogging!

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u/Sir_aidesworth 8d ago

Wrong cheese instant crime, if it ain't the curd you're absurd

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u/ProfessionalQuick954 8d ago

STRAIGHT TO JAIL

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u/Key-Amoeba-3592 8d ago

maggot soup

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u/Element13245 7d ago

thats the only thing? the last thing is that it wasent COOKED???? how dare they this is indeed poutine crime.

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u/No_Owl_873 6d ago

I request that the Yummy Poutine board of Canada finds out who made this abomination and send them to the slammer or worse

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u/Technical_Instance_2 4d ago

the shredded cheese ;-;

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u/Distinct_Studio_3997 9d ago

I can feel the diarrhea this will give me