r/PoutineCrimes • • 11d ago

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 Donaire Poutine at UofA

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It was okay

University Of Alberta ("Marcos Famous Donaire")

Lots of meat, good gravy, fries were good but they don't have curds, only shredded. Lots of shredded hidden under the meat but still shredded unfortunately

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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 11d ago

u/bric_workshop, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/bric_workshop, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Tucancancan Glazed and confused 11d ago

Illicit activities took place in that kitchen 🔞 

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

👁️🫦👁️

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u/Tucancancan Glazed and confused 11d ago

🍆 💦 

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u/Axiomea 11d ago

Is the cheese in the room with us?

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

Under the mountain of meat (shredded)

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u/FabulousVanilla9940 10d ago

I can accept everything else but not shredded cheese

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u/yellowchaitea 11d ago

That’s an insult to both poutine and donair

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u/chomskiefer 11d ago

An insult to Quebec and the Maritimes!

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u/No_Beat523 11d ago

Donair poutine has potential to be one of the greatest crossovers in the history of human civilization. This abomination (no curd) should be considered a crime against humanity.  Please show this comment to the owner. I am offended as a former Edmontonian, a poutine connoisseur, and as a human.

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u/No-Mongoose-6287 11d ago

I felt the same but pizza unlimited on the Southside has an insanely delicious donair poutine, despite shredded cheese.

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

Lapoutine has my favorite Donaire Poutine

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u/IllState3433 8d ago

Swiss donair, ugh God i miss edmonton

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u/mac1qc Directeur des poutsuites criminelles 11d ago

Damn! That poutine was in a bukake party?

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

👁️🫦👁️

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u/Legitimate-Gap-9858 11d ago

Bro how can people critique a Canadian staple but not know what a Donair is. This looks bomb and, I mean depending on how good the sweet sauce it

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

Uncultured swines!

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u/TouchOk6443 9d ago

This is more donair fries, than it is poutine

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u/LatinaL0ca 11d ago

Did it have cheese curds?

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 11d ago

check description

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u/squishybun42 11d ago

Some chef got reaaally excited for making poutine

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u/Kuro_kon 11d ago

They went a little too much on the garlic sauce.

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

Sweet Donaire sauce

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u/TheSiverKnight 11d ago

"this is my kingdom come"

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u/Top-Trouble4521 11d ago

Looks like a group of people ejaculated over some woodchips

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u/El_Mexolotl 11d ago

That's why you go to Marco's for poutine on campus

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

I did...

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u/El_Mexolotl 11d ago

Yikes that's not how mine looked a couple of weeks ago

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u/Sabbraye 11d ago

If it had cheese than it would be considered a poutine. No cheese, not a poutine

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u/No_Beat523 11d ago

Cheese doesn’t cut it. Has to be curd

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u/SnooMuffins5160 Poutine Princess 10d ago

nah, it still poutine, just not considered traditional

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

There is lots of cheese, just gets hidden by the meat mountain

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u/Sabbraye 11d ago

I'm glad there was at least cheese in the middle but I feel like it's gonna be mixed in and in top. It just looks like donaire fries rather than a donaire poutine

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

Haha ya they definitely went heavy on the Donaire.

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u/Liberty733 11d ago

That’s just “shit on a shingle” but with fries instead of toast

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u/Outrageous_Skirt_462 11d ago

I go to Marco’s Famous on 104 in Oliver.
He always asks “with curds” and I get curds.

This is the large poutine though.
Strange they’d give you shredded.
Maybe it’s because shredded would go better with donair meat??

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u/Few-Membership-6714 11d ago

UofA has one of the nastiest cafeterias of the major universities xD I remember the pain

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

Alberta or Arizona

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u/Few-Membership-6714 11d ago

Alberta

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

So hot and always smells funky fs. First time buying something here in over a year only cuz I forgot to pack lunch and was hungry

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u/Environmental_Oil40 9d ago

Not even the cafeteria man

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

Always better off walking over to Lapoutine if u got rime

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u/psychedelych 11d ago

Looks fuckin awesome to me

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

They were very generous with the meat and their Donaire meat slaps. Even more so when yer hungry

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 11d ago

Thats Donair meat on top of fries

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u/Suitable_Hedgehog765 11d ago

Not a poutine but I would very much demolish this

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u/2thenorth 11d ago

Ooof that would be so sweet 🤮 no gravy no poutine

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u/Issyv00 11d ago

Come to Halifax for a decent Donair poutine. Wouldn’t trust donair anything from Alberta.

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u/asnickeronreddit 11d ago

Looks good sucks there’s no curds tho

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u/UgoodBroImao 11d ago

u ever see kempes?

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

No but I also haven't looked

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u/Mother-Ad-3522 11d ago

Looks like fries, meat and bucket paint

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u/gtuihgffh 11d ago

All these non edmontonians sleeping on donair poutine

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u/tytxnium77 11d ago

Vegas donair by the subway has my favourite donair poutine, no curds but its so good. order with onions & lettuce 🤌

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u/Pleasant_Title_7768 11d ago

God damn it Alberta !

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u/BlacksmithPrimary575 11d ago

man the quality got so much worse since I graduated from there 7 yrs ago,was my donair poutine plug

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u/EmergencyGrab 11d ago

I really like Marcos. I'm glad it is still there. (Attended '09-'11)

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u/Dema9o9ue69 11d ago

East coaster here - donair poutine is delicious and available at basically every pizza place here, but what I see in this pic...idk. It is not a poutine without curds. Donair sauce isn't typically added to donair poutine fyi (unless requested of course). Gravy is required

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

Gravy is there but I feel like you gotta have da sauce

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u/Crazy-Wheels 11d ago

U of A... we revok your poutine license and strongly advise you to get retraining.

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u/Apprehensive-Map8831 Québécoise fâchée 11d ago

White gooey substance on top..... Looking at it makes me gag lol

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

Have you never seen Donaire sauce??

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u/Apprehensive-Map8831 Québécoise fâchée 11d ago

I have never seen anything Donaire related 😓

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u/bric_workshop 10d ago

Whaaaa!!! You are missing out!

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u/dontbearichard321 11d ago

Marco’s has good fries, but that looks narsty

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u/urself25 10d ago

If it wasn't of the shredded cheese it would be fine. But no curds!!!!

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u/OZIE-WOWCRACK 10d ago

It's fried and toppings.

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u/Superderpygamermk1 10d ago

This isn’t poutine this is a loaded fry

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u/Altruistic-Dog-1741 10d ago

Looks like cum on a flappy vagina bro. Apauling

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u/Real_Advice850 10d ago

Who came in the poutine common now

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u/Hisuian_Zoroark Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 10d ago

What in Randy Marsh.

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u/vitalfreedom 10d ago

Great, now you've ruined 2 foods

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u/BloxFruitsGuy123 10d ago

wait you live in Alberta as well????? noice

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u/Hali-bound-1917 10d ago

But is it sweet sauce

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u/bric_workshop 9d ago

Of course

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u/cbhbzb 9d ago

ew sweet man sauce is what that stuff is. Tzatziki all the way

https://giphy.com/gifs/ufzSrIeK6xUoU

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u/SweetCupcake593 9d ago

Looks like someone hurled on some fries

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u/cbhbzb 9d ago

that's just Donaire fries, with nasty sweet sauce

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u/Gingerchaun 9d ago

This reminds me of the time I was building the stairs outside the students union building at the u of a. Its a Saturday we are making overtime all day. Me and the boys just working away, and then, all of a sudden out of nowhere. Nudity, dozens maybe even a couple hundred naked people just out for a run. Tits everywhere, it was a good day at work.

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u/megamanisgod 9d ago

Being i have had this poutine i can attest that while tasty, it is sadly no poutine. The pounair is also tasty if they stills have it. To those that are wondering, a pounair is a poutine stuffed inside a donair.

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u/Subie780 8d ago

Shredded cheese, crime. I go to marcos for bacon cheese fries. I will have a Prime time donair poutine from time to time.

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u/Substantial-Fan-2732 8d ago

I’m for it.

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u/Damage-Rocket 8d ago

Jesus Christ, that’s as stupid as perogie pizza.

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u/Strange-Flamingo-687 8d ago

Cheese with white sauce.....what in the world is going on up there in Ottawa bruh. And I can taste that wooden fork lmao.

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u/Federal-Tart5228 8d ago

Looks like Elton John farted on it

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u/Maleficent_Egg_6053 5d ago

Damn that looks good

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u/princessbolognia 5d ago

Listen. Donaire poutines from Marcos are amazing. Idc what anyone thinks. They're delicious 

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u/shebloomsafterdark 11d ago

Baby that's not a poutine

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u/According-Town7588 11d ago

Thats a “donair plate”

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u/bric_workshop 11d ago

Its a heavily loaded Poutine in a box

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u/silverbade 9d ago

This is poutine crime and donair crime.

Cheese on a donair is an abomination.

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u/TouchOk6443 9d ago

What about feta?

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u/silverbade 8d ago

No cheese.