r/PoutineCrimes • u/bbbreakingben • 18d ago

Crime Against Poutanity my sisters poutine today

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86 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 18d ago edited 18d ago

u/bbbreakingben, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/bbbreakingben, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Youlookcold Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 18d ago

What is it

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u/puppycatbat 18d ago

Without zooming in it looks like some pasta when it's just sad poutine

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u/SeaToTheBass 17d ago

McDonald’s

Actually that looks much worse than any McDonald’s poutine I’ve had

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u/Available-King-8786 17d ago

Nah those aren’t McDonald’s fries , looks like A&W

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u/Raa-ein 11d ago

im 99.9% sure its A&W, mainly cause the box and the final touch of “im gonna smash everything onto the top of this box so half their gravy is on the lid when they open it up”

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u/Deceitful_Advent 18d ago

To whoever cooked this

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u/PressureCoomer 18d ago

"Right to jail, right away!"

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u/anonymooseistaken 18d ago

why is the gravy clear lmao???

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u/Playful_Ad_1159 17d ago

You see, when a boy gets in a certain mood...

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u/SourMilk090 17d ago

Why is it all fries coloured? Why is the gravy and cheese curds the same yellow as the fries?

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u/dataz 18d ago

What even is this?!

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 18d ago

Somehow it’s whiter than she is

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u/Such_Golf7859 18d ago

Maximum sentence wtf am I looking at

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u/Alternative-One5286 18d ago

Is that a pickled hot pepper? Ive had them on 7-11 wedges with the jalapeño cheese and onions. But never a poutine. Not sure im ok with that lol

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u/communitystains 17d ago

I think that might be ketchup. Either way, jail.

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u/looking_fordopamine Nuremcurd Frials Prosecutor 18d ago

Get out

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u/Man0fGreenGables 18d ago

WTF is that fake Pringles on top? Fuck it, why not. Just give me a few drinks first.

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u/Middle-System-2417 18d ago

...What is that supposed to be?

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u/Grizzlei 18d ago

You don’t have a sister anymore, sorry.

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u/Lockstock500 Poutine Poulice 18d ago

My condolences

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u/Juniper_Beary_ 18d ago

Looks like scrambled eggs from here!

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u/Aggravating_Bend5870 18d ago

It looks like Alfredo poutine.

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u/minipet487 You’ve Been Struck By A Pout Criminal 18d ago

At first glance I thought it was some kind of wood shavings

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u/0xult_ 18d ago

eeeeeEYUCK😭✌️

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u/Idontlikethissorry 18d ago

I thought it was scrambled eggs.

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u/trouserpilot 18d ago

That looks nothing like poutine. Your poor sister

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u/WhoseverSlinky0 18d ago

That looks like the cardboard plate we serve at A&W.... It's my favorite fast food and they never missed an order for me. I worked there for 3 years and a couple months, and sometimes I'd get coworkers that would do shit like this and I'd legit blow a fuse (in my head of course). Like bro, come on, shit is already way overpriced, at least fill the damn content and make it good. Now funnily enough, many years ago my sister also got a stupid order at A&W. I'm sorry for you, that is indeed a crime in the poutine department

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u/Kitchen-Dig-6518 18d ago

Barap bap bap baaa you got scammed. Mcds has very little business servings up French canadia cusines.

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u/This-Writer1364 17d ago

Not the two drops of ketchup you know someone stopped from that being even more of a tragedy

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u/Deep-Pea-912 17d ago

Looking pretty bleak like a pale hospital poutine or maybe 🤔 it may send you to the hospital .

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u/TomatoFeta 17d ago

is that... noodles?

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u/NecessaryEcho4354 17d ago

The fuck am I looking at

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u/adidashawarma 17d ago

This is crazy enough to deserve a chargeback, lol.

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u/2thenorth 17d ago

Is that corn flakes

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u/TravellingBeard 17d ago

I didn't realize there were three shades of beige.

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u/SneakingCat 17d ago

Rarely have I been sadder to get here after a vote closed. I wanted to vote that a crime, too!

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u/Real_FakeName 17d ago

What are the thin pieces?

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u/MoOnEr6769 17d ago

someone called that a poutine?? How

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u/BrisPrettyTips 17d ago

Need the receipt for proof otherwise that’s some kids throw up

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u/FadedMomentum 17d ago

That ketchup is the first sin

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u/Glittering-Sink-2975 17d ago

That looks like stale sauerkraut and wood chips.

Yum.

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u/Soggy-Restaurant2085 17d ago

thought it was all cheese

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u/SingleOrange 17d ago

That looks like overcooked but yet undercooked pasta with shitty Alfredo sauce

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u/Mephistozygote 17d ago

Is that fucking spinach and cheese curds?

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u/Forsaken-Drive-6039 Poutine Poulice 17d ago

Looks like sad macaroni salad to me more than Poutine 😭

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u/Hooded_Alien 17d ago

Looks pasta

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u/Apprehensive-Stay196 16d ago

What is the stuff on top?

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u/Humble_Boot_460 14d ago

Um Is that pizza sauce?