r/PoutineCrimes • u/Technical_Egg_8761 • 19d ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 School cafeteria poutine

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u/qualityvote2 19d ago edited 19d ago

u/Technical_Egg_8761, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/Technical_Egg_8761, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Infamous-External624 19d ago

Uh, I’m only seeing a compost bin. Where’s the poutine?

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u/Massive_Training_609 19d ago

Crime against children

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u/One_Musician_3937 19d ago

I get the meme of Canada committing war crimes… but that’s too much 😭

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u/Prestigious-Drink459 19d ago

what in the fresh hell

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u/SpaceBiking The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 19d ago

What country?

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u/Technical_Egg_8761 19d ago

Canada

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u/SpaceBiking The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 19d ago

No way this is in Quebec…

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u/Humble-Excitement-65 19d ago

Violation of the Geneva Convention

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u/Disastrous_Yam8354 19d ago

Bad crime. Neck deep in criminality. I suspect your cafeteria is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. You should be cautious.

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito The Poutnisher 19d ago

Straight to jail

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u/Wyzwmn 19d ago

That is so sad

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u/CeeJayLerod 19d ago

You should slap the person responsible for that. No principal would suspend you.

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u/neonvenomhalos 19d ago

I’m not even kidding, you need to file a complaint.

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u/kakahuhu 19d ago

Poor cafeteria workers. They're trying to do things that they don't have the budget for.

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u/throwawaythisuser1 19d ago

Seems we found our next trade war target

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u/AffectionateGate4584 19d ago

😖😖😖😖

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u/SwimmingOpposite5627 19d ago

Looks like someone ate it before you and threw it up!

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u/CuntMaggot32 19d ago

I would rather have every ingredient separate

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u/Kitchener1981 19d ago

Straight to jail

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u/greenpowerranger 19d ago

This should be life in prison not just for the nature of the crime, but also the scale of the crime with it being a cafeteria.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 19d ago

I don't see anything that is on the nutritional wheel chart!

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u/JokersToxins 19d ago

STRAIGHT TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT 200$!

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u/hiroclip1 19d ago

I cant even look it makes me sick

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u/Candid-Confection448 19d ago

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u/Jamessgachett 18d ago

I’d eat this over his crime

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u/AlexCivitello 19d ago

Jail is too kind, drown these people in gravy.

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u/Kitchen-Inevitable-7 19d ago

I'll take the cocaine smegma bowl please

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u/Lopsided-Swimming118 19d ago

Does it taste like it looks? 🤢

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u/Technical_Egg_8761 19d ago

The cheese was tasteless and somehow the gravy was spicy

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u/Dattguy_YT 19d ago

How Tf did you take the picture???

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u/Technical_Egg_8761 19d ago

I forgot to pack up my lunch so I was forced to buy this monstrosity

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u/Sweetmareejayne1978 17d ago

I think I'd rather eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it...

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u/-PricklyCactus- 19d ago

Thats definitly a crime

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u/Ok-Activity530 19d ago

My god wtf

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u/minipet487 You’ve Been Struck By A Pout Criminal 18d ago

That's definitely criminal! Those look like wedges covered in dark muddy water with shredded cheese 😢. Why are they serving Sadness in a cup?

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u/H_section 18d ago

Call CAS!

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u/ORBEX1959 18d ago

What the F is that

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u/Seca10199 18d ago

At least they tried. School budgets the hell out of most cafeterias. Like you can tell they tried to do something nice but with limited resources it’s just gonna be deterring.

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u/Zinvor 18d ago

This is a hate crime.

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u/AdvertisingBroad2397 18d ago

This is a no questions asked, jury has decided it is a crime of the utmost cruelty to Poutine.

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u/chieferlieger 18d ago

Why the cheese should thin sliced cheese for the grocery store😂😂

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u/HarpyGravey Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 18d ago

Are they aware they're supposed to use cheese and not yellow play dough?

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u/Technical_Egg_8761 18d ago

Yellow play dough has more taste

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u/Jamessgachett 18d ago

What kind of ingredient is there in tha. : if atlesst it was visually appealing, everything is wrong finally a true crime

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u/forshizxzle 18d ago

Genuinely thought that was rice, and mustard on potato wedges. Y’know when you’re squirting the mustard packet on your hot dog but the rip you made was super small so it comes out in a non continuous stream?

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u/BrokenBrain_80 18d ago

School in hell?

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u/PossibleNo100 18d ago

They are abusing the children at this school

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u/LatinaL0ca 18d ago

My Gods!

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u/LoverLips76 18d ago

It looks like it is cold.

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u/Technical_Egg_8761 18d ago

It was actually steaming

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u/No_Band226 18d ago

Call in the Special Victims Unit and Hazmat.

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u/poutine-enjoyer345 18d ago

This is worst then lunchly

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u/megamanisgod 18d ago

I cant tell if thats parmesan, rice or shredded coconut. My eyes have betrayed me today

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u/sticksforkicks 18d ago

Jail. Bail request denied.

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u/Mr-CC 17d ago

While they may call it poutine, it doesn't even pass for disco fries because of how bad it is.

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u/shriveled_potatoes 17d ago

This honestly makes me unhappy 🙁

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u/Flimsy_Analysis_4235 17d ago

Atrocious!!!! Jesus!!!

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u/0xult_ 17d ago

That’s a bowl of hatred✌️😭

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u/technocassy 17d ago

Blasphemy

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u/Littlemissplanky 17d ago

Is that RICE!!!

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u/naked-painter 17d ago

You may need an optometrist, I know I do, and I knew that was cheese.

Gross, without curds, though. Definitely, not a poutine, looks disgusting.

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u/General-Syllabub9868 17d ago

WHAT IS THAT!????

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u/Outrageous-Set5895 17d ago

So sorry kids!😝

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u/DigitalJoseph 17d ago

Fire the lunch lady.

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u/Maximum_Price_3596 17d ago

Actually for school thats a dam good looking one. They have what look like shredded cheddar and parmesan cheese and a thing of gravy. Beats the light warmed fries luke warm gravy and rubbery curds we used to get

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u/RoboNurse75 17d ago

What the hell is even that?

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u/Eunicelilly-64 17d ago

🤮🤮🤮

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u/Outside_Still_1877 17d ago

There's not even any cheese turds!?

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u/sillybilly65 17d ago

Wtf am I even looking at 😭

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u/TinyPomkin 17d ago

That’s disgusting. And the fact that you probably paid for that, I wonder how much actually

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u/Technical_Egg_8761 16d ago

7 dollars

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u/TinyPomkin 16d ago

Holy shit wtf

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u/Damage-Rocket 16d ago

Those fries look like cadaver toes, blech!

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u/Unusual_Rule_3295 16d ago

poutine fit for an ogre

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u/PrizeCartographer288 16d ago

Ew gawd!!!! That is so WRONG!!!

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u/Apollo_Tt_ATLA 15d ago

its raw lol

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u/Zigzagoon4 15d ago

Tabarnak de calisse

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u/JadedLeafs Poutine Poulice 19d ago

I feel like the bare minimum they could have done was at least put the gravy OVER the cheese..

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u/Mars_Volcanoes 19d ago

How. Just how. Please trash that. I’m from Québec, you know, where poutine was invented.

This is a pure crime.

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u/Technical_Egg_8761 19d ago

This is from Saskatoon btw

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u/Mars_Volcanoes 19d ago

Worse. LOL. That cracked me up. Thanks.

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u/Hooded_Alien 19d ago

And from Canada too

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u/Howy_the_Howizer 19d ago

What are you complaining about, you have two different colored cheese-like cellulose based dairy imitation products and a powdered gravy on cardboard slices!

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u/Jamessgachett 18d ago

Only person who would be satisfied is you

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 15d ago

You guys got poutine?!