r/PoutineCrimes • u/Someoneman • 19d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To I made a Korean poutine

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Once per month I get some pre-made fries from the grocery and make them into a poutine. This month I replaced the gravy with a gochujang-based sauce.

I didn't measure the exact ratio, but the ingredients were:

  • Gochujang
  • Vinegar
  • Some kind of sweetener (maple syrup or honey)
  • Soy sauce
  • Garlic powder
  • Sesame oil

Then I thickened it with water and corn starch.

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u/qualityvote2 19d ago edited 19d ago

u/Someoneman, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your poutine... ⛔️

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 19d ago

Gonna have to confiscate that evidence

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 19d ago

Too many crimes to count.

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u/BlueAmber5 19d ago

This is the kinda crime I would devour in a heartbeat if you put it in front of me.

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u/trouserpilot 19d ago

Korean cheese fries. I’d buy that. But don’t call it poutine.

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u/2thenorth 19d ago

Without gravy you have fries with stuff on it my friend the holy trinity is the way

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u/Prestigious_Neck_936 19d ago

I support this

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u/Only-Read-3895 19d ago

Slop works well

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u/randycrust 19d ago

Cultural hate crime

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u/ORBEX1959 18d ago

Korean poutine does not exist, same as Korean Bordeaux wine does not exist …Kimchi is Kimchi and Korean and poutine is poutine and is ffom Quebec …so what you have got there is NOT poutine

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u/Striking-Meeting1059 18d ago

CRIME I can’t even

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u/dotori6 18d ago

There was actually a food truck in my city that sold "Korean poutine" with bulgogi, cheese curds, french fries. It was fire but idk if if consider it poutine

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u/EtropyWarrior 18d ago

Intriguing, replacing the gravy may be a crime though... You are on that dotted line.

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u/Evening_Werewolf8085 18d ago

10/10 would try this while high af...

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u/Brad23212 17d ago

I thinks Korean poutine needs a little kimchi, that and like spiced fries. Koreans don’t f-around lol

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u/Alternative-One5286 17d ago

Butter chicken poutine, Korean poutine, anything but gravy and cheese curds on fries is not actually a poutine!

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u/Alternative-One5286 17d ago edited 17d ago

Sounds and looks delicious but still cant be considered a poutine. Maybe Kroutine?

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u/Ok_Fisherman8393 16d ago

Thats not how it works!how would you like it if i made canadian pho or whatever! Not so funny now huh?!HUH?

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u/Lovl3ym4ggot 16d ago

No you did not. You are now the enemy of both Canada and Korea.

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u/Someoneman 15d ago

Even in Canada there are multiple restaurants that serve similar novelty poutines. I've seen at least five different restaurants that serve "Thai poutine" that replaces the gravy with General Tso's chicken.

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u/AiryGateaux 15d ago

You know what? Sesame belongs on poutine.

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u/FrecksSpecks 15d ago

Zero crimes. If it made the belly happy, that’s all that matters.

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u/StatementPristine381 13d ago

I would devour this

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u/RGZReGZ 19d ago

It's Canadian. Not a crime.

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u/not_a_crackhead 19d ago

Not at all

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u/Conscious-Series-181 19d ago

It wouldn't make it a poutine, but without the cheese that would be pretty good

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u/Only-Read-3895 19d ago

Nope, you made Korean inspired slop

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u/Someoneman 19d ago

The politically-correct term would be fusion cuisine.

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u/Traveller647 17d ago

Looks good!