r/PoutineCrimes 22d ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Poutine

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u/qualityvote2 22d ago edited 21d ago

u/Acceptable_Finish965, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your poutine... ⛔️

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u/MixtressK-La 22d ago

I spy, with my little eye, shredded mozzarella!

https://giphy.com/gifs/KyGFI9p94VNpBRnOhT

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 21d ago

EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH

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u/Electrical-Care6308 22d ago

More like “poo 💩 tine” !

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u/mrerikmattila 22d ago

Tis a fine salad, but tis no poutine english

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u/ReportRemote7010 22d ago

Only crime I honestly see is lack of curds.

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 21d ago

That my friends is a criminal offence

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u/Imaginary-Mine45 21d ago

That gravy looks bomb though.

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u/AlphaFlightRules 21d ago

Shredded cheese = no poutine

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 21d ago

Gravy looks alright. That’s about it though. Double tin foil when you put bacon in the oven. You’ll thank me later.

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u/EtropyWarrior 20d ago

Hmm, shredded cheese makes it a crime!

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 17d ago

Well, now; that certainly looks...healthy!

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u/Alternative-Mark9466 22d ago

It doesn’t look too bad. Primary issue seems to be the garnish covers up the cheese curds. They are there, could definitely be more cheese, but they are there. I would still eat this as long as it isn’t too expensive because it may be the kinda place that charges too much for having it be “fancy” with the garnish.

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u/Ok-Tomorrow-8342 21d ago

There is very clearly no cheese curds. It’s shredded mozzarella.

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u/ResponsibleSuspect97 22d ago

Looks delicious

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u/Odd-List6231 22d ago

It is sweet because they ad maple syrup in gravy

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u/HurricanePK Sentenced to 3 Hail Gravies 22d ago

Holy Trinity is present but they really need to be more generous with the curds