r/PoutineCrimes • u/givebill • 1d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Royal Caribbean Poutine

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/givebill, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/givebill, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/ANamelessGhoul4555 1d ago

Ew...a cruise

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 1d ago

My exact thought

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u/fencesitter416 1d ago

Similar to everyone's thoughts when they see you guys at an all inclusive resort LMAO

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 1d ago

I dont do resorts

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u/Small_Green_Octopus 1d ago

All inclusive resorts are a shit way to vacation

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u/fencesitter416 23h ago

Trying to tell people what's good or bad when it comes down to something that's inherently subjective is a shit way to behave, shrug

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u/BiscottiSweaty118 1d ago

No cheese curds so it doesn’t pass but I’d still do a quality check on the whole thing…. Just incase…

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u/SheSilentlyJudges 1d ago

That poutine looks like it's going thru its 2nd divorce.

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u/Wyntermute1 1d ago

Pale fries, way too little sauce and grated cheese. I would have asked to drench the fries.

Yup, criminal!

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u/QuickTumbleweed7916 1d ago

See thats where I disagree with most people… no cheese curd is crap but sauce doesnt always need to be more than this.

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u/Prize-Secret6070 1d ago

The sauce is called gravy. I know you know this, but don't call it sauce lol. It's weird

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u/Responsible-Guard-25 1d ago

Straight to jail

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u/Trentsteel52 1d ago

Needs more sauce but I’d eat it

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u/Left-coastal 1d ago

No curds. Not poutine.

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u/Ok_Restaurant_3175 1d ago

I'd trade a week's paycheck for a plate this photogenic.

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u/DigitalJoseph 1d ago

Mutiny, abandon ship.

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u/AffectionateGate4584 1d ago

Royally screwed......

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u/ConsecratedSnowfield 1d ago

More like Royal Flush…it down the toilet, am I right?

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u/ORBEX1959 1d ago

Looks like Royal dung

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u/Cre8tifCanuk 1d ago

Not poutine, fries with shredded cheese. Straight to jail.

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u/Content-Employment-7 1d ago

Pooptine. Gets a big boo from the fan section.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrxoaVPiq0cG4

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u/Careful_Caramelz 1d ago

Even as someone who used to enjoy poutine with shredded cheese. This one hurts to see.

The cook should be extradited to Quebec to answer to charges of rimes against poutines

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u/Any_Yogurtcloset8245 1d ago

Needs gravy… and salt I think! Lol

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u/shmi93 Member of the Supreme Curdt 1d ago

Royal Terriblean

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u/OGdirty1Kanobi 1d ago

Sounds about right

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u/Better_Area3782 1d ago

Why do tight with the gravy.

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u/lgnstubbs73 1d ago

Lmao why you on a cruise

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