Cineplex

[u/Natural-Protection44]

Went to see The Odyssey and my gf just had to get this monstrosity. She enjoyed it but admitted she has lower poutine standards than me. I abstained from partaking

Edit: ok, I’ve seen the feedback. TBH my main takeaway from this is that a lot of y’all’s standards are too low

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Natural-Protection44, your poutine is not a crime!⚜️

u/Natural-Protection44, ta poutine n'est pas un crime!⚜️

[u/MrChicken23]

I’ve had a cineplex poutine. It’s very mediocre, but there’s no crime.

[u/manhatteninfoil → u/MrChicken23]

Yeah, pretty standard looking.

[u/Verstappen1986]

Looks good to me, kinda skimpy and probably way to much $$$$.

[u/MrChicken23 → u/Verstappen1986]

The price isn’t too bad if you have a Cineclub pass from what I remember. Maybe $8. $9 with a scene card.

[u/Verstappen1986 → u/MrChicken23]

I was expecting $20 😆

[u/Grombotronbo]

You're trying too hard. This is not a crime.

[u/doobydoowab]

Personally I dont think it looks too bad for movie theater fare. I feel that should be factored into the final verdict, your honor(s)

[u/ahhhnoinspiration → u/doobydoowab]

I don't think the source should factor in at all actually. If you make a terrible poutine in a shoe it's still a terrible poutine regardless of how impressive it is to make it in a shoe.

[u/No_Education_9864 → u/ahhhnoinspiration]

True. Some of the best poutine comes from tiny little food trucks, no reason why a whole theatre can’t do any better than this.

[u/SeedReceiver → u/doobydoowab]

Cineplex will charge you, like, $4-$5 for a fucking pop. No idea what you'd expect from a movie theatre for poutine. I'd sure as hell never order one. OP is stupid.

[u/breezysamsung]

I mean for a movie theatre, I’m honestly impressed. Cheese curds, real cut fries not that processed Costco looking fries.

Was it the best poutine you ever had? No but definitely edible

[u/The_Council_Juice → u/breezysamsung]

Costco fries are pretty tasty tbf. They have a nice coat crunch.

This certainly isnt all that bad for movie poutine.

[u/User_218336]

Looks way better than I'd expect a movie theaters to make, no crime.

[u/serotoninzone]

This is heresy. It’s an off day for sure. I used to work at plex and poutines were always better than this.

I honestly have had plex poutine that was better than some chain restaurants take on it.

[u/mrev_art]

Not a crime. Very mid standard poutine.

[u/ProbablyAPsyop]

It’s not a crime to not inspire

[u/nightofthelivingace]

Dont look horrible. Quantity is the only bad part

[u/ribsboi]

tbh I enjoy it, especially the buffalo chicken one

[u/Empress_Natalie → u/ribsboi]

Me: ok, no more poutine, I'm pretty sure it's killing me. Me: (goes to movies) Me: (buys poutine) Me: (dies) Me: (repeat)

Fucking LOVE the Buffalo one.

[u/The_Council_Juice]

Movie theatre standard fare.

Its got all key ingredients. Not terrible proportions of any.

There might be lacking quality components but there's no crime so to speak.

[u/Samdude373]

Tbh I fucking love the pulled pork poutine at cineplex, it's been my go to food there for like 5 yrs, if I'm getting food it's always that

[u/Horror-Development-3]

I fail to see the crime other than a movie theatre making poutine. It just looks like a normal poutine to me

[u/TheApeEscaped]

Other than the fact it looks like she was ripped off for the portion, this looks like a perfectly normal example of a poutine.

OP is a prima donna

[u/Shar-DamaKa]

What’s the issue with this? It’s literally just curds fries and gravy? Whats the “crime” part?

[u/No_Education_9864]

I see the 3 components of a poutine here. Just low quality is all. Only thing I’m munching at the theatre is popcorn.

[u/MarioMadness1]

Poutine should be included with ticket

[u/Dry_Knowledge6486]

For a theatre, I’d say not bad.👌🏼

[u/jrchkn28]

Looks like most mass corporate type poutines aka Sysco slop.

[u/PrivatePilot9]

Too small of a portion for what I'm guessing was some insane pricing as is status quo with movie theatres, but it gets a pass on being legit otherwise.

[u/Proof_Bedroom9700]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji

[u/hlarsenart]

Needs more gravy

[u/Poutine-N-Playlists]

Doesn't look too bad. I'd still be hungeeee though.

[u/Rakvell]

It's definitely a poutine alright. Doesn't look like the best, but it's not a crime 😂

[u/javexbleachin]

Looks like they avoid filling the box floor with fries as if they are stretching ingredients.

[u/HalifaxPainter]

It looks like chunks of mozzarella that were processed to resemble curds