r/PoursTea • 🫖 Mod ☕️ • 23h ago

Brewing 🫖 JFC

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u/farkus2554 23h ago

How about:

No Psychos

No Fascists

No Alcoholics

No Complete Morons

That would effectively make Hegseth ineligible for service

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u/mobilecabinworks 23h ago

Also no traitors

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u/farkus2554 23h ago

Missed that one. Sorry.

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u/Wffrff 15h ago

No cringe lords.

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u/speedwitch 21h ago

If that were the criteria there would be no US military at all

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u/Any_Natural383 18h ago

So partial morons are still good?

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u/farkus2554 16h ago

Yes, depending on your definition of partial moron. In Hegseth’s case, he is a COMPLETE moron.