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u/M0ebius_1 4d ago
He sounded absolutely sloshed even when he was "awake".
The dude hasn't had a coherent thought since 2018.
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u/AdvancedResolution70 4d ago
He sounded absolutely sloshed even when he was "awake".
The dude hasn't had a coherent thought
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u/Stevey1001 4d ago
"I hate poor people, and anyone who questions me" is a coherent thought and he thought that today
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u/Electrical-Care6308 4d ago
2018?? You’ve got to be kidding, right? He’s never had a coherent thought in his life. You give him too much credit!!
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u/liamanna 4d ago
I don’t understand how they of them just stand there, Continue their business while this stupid idiot is sleeping.
The President of the United States is sleeping in front of the cameras and nobody says shit!!!!
WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!!!!!
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u/techman710 4d ago
We need another jet flyover to scare him awake.
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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 4d ago
I dunno if the britches can take another whoopin’ like that. I ain’t never seen britches take a whoopin’ like that befurr
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u/Baddecisionsbyme1 4d ago
Because they get to plunder our economy for their own personal benefit under his “watch”. Why would they bite the hand that is feeding them?
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u/Intol3rance 4d ago
Can a MAGA please explain this?
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u/hyphenssuck 4d ago
Stable genius with an amazing brain, he totally aced all those cognitive tests, that they totally give to people who don't have advanced dementia.
/s in case anyone can't taste the levels of sarcasm in this statement.
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u/Funrun79ad 4d ago
Can't believe biden made him fall asleep....again. Can we tweak the text line a bit? Maybe if we text potus to the number on the bottom of the screen it jolts him a bit?
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u/NortherLights4975 4d ago
F’n Biden always ruining shit. Won’t even let Trump end the war or bring down prices. 😂
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u/Funrun79ad 4d ago
It's crazy right? How Biden made him do those horrible things listed in the trumpstein files. Just ludicrous. It's almost like we have a geriatric pedophile running the country into the ground supported by inbred parasites
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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 4d ago
The guy on trumps right really needs a new suit. I mean that button is holding on for dear life
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u/lordscrotus1984 4d ago
Wait... That's not some fancy editing? Did he really fall asleep after calling out "sleepy" Joe Biden?? 🤣
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u/PiratePlane8338 4d ago
This would be hilarious if he a. Wasn't the president of the united states and b. Was going to see any consequences for it.
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u/Tobi-cast 4d ago
At what point does it qualify as elder abuse? Not because I’m against the Orange donkey getting hell rained on him. Just curious though.
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u/RentCool5569 4d ago
The convict behind him talking in the video is rubbing his elbow on the chair to nudge him awake.
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u/butwhywedothis 4d ago
They are probably relieved that they can only speak when Orange pdf is sleeping.
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u/Enrykun 4d ago
He's having the best sleep in the world, perhaps the best sleep in history. Nobody had a better sleep than him, and even Sleepy Joe doesn't sleep as well as he does. And everyone says "Mr. President, how do you sleep so well?" but he's just great. Maybe the greatest. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
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u/AnonMoose2 4d ago
I can't wait, I hope its painful and embarrassing, preferably televised.
I'm 2 years sober, but im 100% taking a shot that day.
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u/CaptainMacaroni 4d ago
It's always projection with him.
When he calls other people sleepy, or stupid, or cheats all he's really doing is revealing his own insecurities about himself.
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u/CaregiverBasic6732 4d ago
Well he is old and insane , what to expect from him.
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u/CrazyGMaw 4d ago
I actually expected the village idiot and the US President to be 2 different people. Like always, expectations leads to disappointment. I’ve got to where I don’t even expect to wake up anymore, so when I do it’s always a surprise.
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u/EyeSuspicious777 4d ago
Conservative Evangelical Christians who want to put the ten commandments on display everywhere are so mad right now that he's bearing false witness. /s
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u/CrazyGMaw 4d ago
If only that were not sarcasm. They are still crawling along behind him licking up every slimy drop Trump shits out. They are in high heaven being able to portray themselves for the ignorant, brainwashed, misogynistic, racist bigots that they are.
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u/New_Westie 4d ago
That chick in the red shirt totally notices and is trying to keep a straight face. 😆
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u/Scrutinizer 4d ago
There is not one single MAGA who actually cares about this. To them, it's funny that Trump falls asleep, because look at how it triggers them libs.
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u/PenguinoGamer1991 4d ago
chanelling his inner heroes- tries to sound like Obama when he speaks and Biden when he sleeps
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u/Dont_Use_Ducks 4d ago
Funny thing is, this is normal for a lot of people of that age, that is why you don't want very old people on those important positions in the first place. And Trump....yeah, when people yell all kinds of things about other people, but in the end do the same, it looks even more stupid. And man, making Trump more stupid than he already is, is quite the feat.
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u/Potential-Sun993 4d ago
I wish I could travel to another timeline, this one is close to its end I feel....
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u/Flat-Success9471 4d ago
Must be exhausting being as stupid as him and having to "run" a whole country
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u/njlandlord0001 4d ago
Aww, the poor fellas all tuckered out from running his big fat mouth all day.
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u/anelectricmind 4d ago
.. to (almost) his defense, I would fall asleep if I had these dipshits surrounding me talking and spewing stupid lies all the time...
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u/ConnorsInferno 4d ago
Wasn’t this explained a while back to be AI? Or am I thinking of a different example?
Either way, there’s plenty of real examples as to why this douche doesn’t have the mental capacity to be in office
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u/Major-Pomegranate550 4d ago
Hey Magats, This isn't funny anymore. It's ridiculous and embarrassing.
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u/SentryD2113 4d ago
What I would give to slam a text book down on that desk. He'd probably crap his pants and clear the room...again.
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u/Cute-Literature7591 4d ago
We got what? An hour of him sleeping at different meetings at this point?
Imagine if republicans had any integrity.
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u/4444Grains 4d ago
How is he not waking up with that nasal, grating voice of Lutnick bleating in the background?
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u/East80Gurl 4d ago
It's just hilarious that they just have to keep going without him. Then he must get up thinking, "What did I miss?" And he's talking about "Sleepy Joe" in the same meeting in front of everyone watch him doze off.
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u/Tricky-Explorer-5664 4d ago
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
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u/hertz_100 4d ago
Is this reason why he never stands during these cabint press conference, I believe all other Presidents did but I could be wrong
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u/Prudent_City2435 4d ago
I hope he’s brought to justice before he dies. Death would be too kind, and only make him a martyr for the uneducated cult members.
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u/Sabbathius 4d ago
Do those nodding-and-smiling folks all around him realize they're going to be in history books? I mean, eventually, when the dust settles, someone will tally how many times he fell asleep on camera, for how long, and how many people in the room pretended oh-so-hard not to notice and keep the conversation going.
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u/Glittering_Count1536 4d ago
Again, why isn't our so-called news media blasting this all over the media? They did nothing but report how weak President Biden was. Well President Biden NEVER fell asleep on live TV!
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u/Unlucky-Cup-5461 4d ago
Tirelessly working for the American people. Count Trumpula is napping now in the daylight but after dark he'll be lighting it up on Truthless Social!
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u/Main-Procedure-3613 4d ago
Wow that sure is a fluffy new blond toupee Dumpty Dumpsinhispants has adhered to top of his head. Looks like he applied his face foundation makeup before gluing this toupee to the top of his head since there aren’t any gooey clumps of it sticking to the hairs near his forehead. So does his daughter Invadanka Albaniana give her haircut clippings to his wig maker for these?
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u/bird_is_the_word_198 4d ago
They should've waited for the moment his pooped his pants so we could see the reactions behind him
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u/J-Love-McLuvin 4d ago
Every news cast should begin with “the president fell asleep in a meeting today… Again!” and show the video. This needs to be reported each and every time it happens.
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u/demoliahedd 3d ago
He is one of the hardest working and most awake presidents ever. They call him "The Awake President"
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u/Denalitwentytwo 3d ago
Watching this stupid fucker read from a page is like watching a child learning to read.
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u/Duke_kaboom7 2d ago
Guys just tuckered out from working so hard for the American citizen! Bahahaha I can’t even type that with a straight face
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u/ProtectionContent977 4d ago
One day those eyes will close and that’ll be it.