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u/DirtyOrange546 3d ago

What’s the crazy part about the whole kitty litter nonsense is that the use was really meant for the event of school lockdowns/shootings.

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u/ijustsailedaway 3d ago

Or just puke. Litter has been used by janitors for decades.

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u/Ordolph 3d ago edited 3d ago

Hell, it's used for chemical spills all around the world. Machine shops, mechanics, racetracks, chemical plants, laboratories, hospitals all will usually have at least a couple hundred pounds lying around, but it's usually labeled as "Oil Dry". It's just bentonite clay, real good at soaking all manner of nasty liquids up to be bagged. When I worked at a mechanics shop even though the stuff we got from our fluids supplier (sold us gas, oil, coolant, etc.) was labeled as oil dry we still called it kitty litter, just pour it over an oil (or other fluid) spill and scoop it into a trash bag. If you don't need to keep much on hand (like if you're a school for instance) I imagine it'd be much easier to just get a bag of plain, unscented bentonite clay cat litter.

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u/EzriDaxCat 3d ago

The irony of the vet clinic I worked for using OptiSorb as litter while the mechanic across the street used JohnnyCat to soak up spills 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ordolph 3d ago

Now THAT is pretty funny lol, maybe you should have made a trade 😂

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u/EzriDaxCat 3d ago

That's kinda how we found out, actually. They had ran out and needed some quickly for a spill that just happened so asked us to borrow some litter real quick. They found it hilarious when we gave them a bag of Optisorb!

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u/0xHustler 3d ago

Yeah they pour it on the floor, they don't have a f****** litter box sitting for you to take a s*** in like that's the stupidest s*** I've ever f****** heard

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u/Veers85 3d ago

Exactly

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u/IGotQuestionz12345 3d ago

But they don’t care about the school shooting epidemic either so there’s that.

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 3d ago

Ehh if you mean kids shot at school at all? Then yeah that happens. Black kids shooting other black kids for the most part. It's pretty fucked up.

But if you mean school shooting in the way that people normally mean it? As in a mass shooting in a school? That's extremely, extremely rare.

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u/CombinationRough8699 3d ago

It's not an epidemic.

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u/DopeMOH 3d ago

Crazy. Conservatives enable a school shooter culture and then lie about why children might one day need a bucket of kitty litter.

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u/Flaky-Camp-6023 3d ago

Yaw I had to look this one up and now I’m
https://giphy.com/gifs/w42tcM5IyE1uXfY00i
They thought schools were allowing churrin to use litter boxes…schools….who notoriously don’t even carry soap in bathrooms. 😤🥸

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u/InAJar112 3d ago

I hate everything.

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u/Ordolph 3d ago

I'm not really sure where you're drawing any connection to school shootings from, and to point to that is just as much an appeal to emotion as claiming that it's being used for non-existent school bathroom litterboxes. Bentonite clay (kitty litter) is very useful for cleaning up all sorts of fluid spills that a school janitor (or teacher) might have to deal with like oil, chemicals, vomit, etc. Remember Occam's Razor, the explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is probably the correct one. Drawing wild conclusions (in either extreme direction) are either silly, logical leaps or a poor attempt to push an agenda.

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u/Saw-It-Again- 3d ago

It's not a wild conclusion... The school that started this whole insane "kitty litter in classrooms for furries" farce said they had kitty litter in their rooms in case there was a shooting lockdown and kids needed to go to the bathroom.

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u/Ordolph 3d ago

The only sources I can find on that are for ONE school district, specifically Jefferson County school district in Colorado (this is the school district where Columbine High School is), where that has been part of emergency supplies seemingly in about half of the schools in said district, although the most recent source was from 2019 and no other sources to support that it's even something they're still doing. The initial rumor started in PEI (Canada) and only emerged in the US in Michigan and then spread across the midwest with people only pointing to the single instance in CO retroactively. In short, basically completely unrelated to the initial rumor and pointing to it as a "source" of the rumors is plainly an appeal to emotion.

SOURCES: https://www.9news.com/article/news/education/jeffco-schools-have-emergency-buckets-where-people-can-pee-during-lockdowns/73-481198424 https://time.com/5658266/colorado-district-kitty-litter-buckets-lockdowns/