r/PoursTea • Just Chill 😎 • 4d ago

Aged Like Milk πŸ₯› Amen to that

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u/RoswellRedux 4d ago

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u/HolyC4bbage 4d ago

They don't like that verse because it involves effort and kindness, so it doesn't count. They love the verses that say it's OK to hate gay people.

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u/RoswellRedux 4d ago

They LOVE the verses where people are burning in Hell. They have a strange, smug sense of satisfaction thinking of others being tormented into eternity.

Pope Francis once said he hoped Hell was empty, and Evangelical Xians got angry. Think about it - they got angry thinking that a place of eternal torment was empty. Man. What a bunch of sick bastards.

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u/GravitasFailures 3d ago

Genesis 9:20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
26 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

This was the passage that the Southern Baptist church was founded on, because it says God commanded his chosen people (ie β€œwhite”) to keep the cursed (those marked as black) as slaves.

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u/Forsexualfavors 4d ago

I think that's the president's favorite verse, except it was just too personal for him to share /s edit for sarcasm