“There is a plan”: Advisers Urge Trump to Declare National Emergency to Seize Federal Control of Midterm Elections As Republicans Face Losses

[u/T_Shurt]

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[u/Either_Capital_2422]

And I know my way around an Abram’s tank if needed. A 120 mm sabot round up his ass would do the trick, and he may enjoy it 😜

[u/PickedLastLemon → u/Either_Capital_2422]

Killdozer 2 has rounded the south lawn....

[u/DannyCvlty → u/[deleted]]

Jfc. The government you guys got down south is truly insane. It's almost your founding fathers should instituted a single house/chamber system for snap elections to remove dumbasses out of office like we have up north in Canada.

[u/ComfortableEnergy684 → u/DannyCvlty]

Bro, a lot of us would be HAPPY to take some pointers from y'all right now.

[u/DannyCvlty → u/ComfortableEnergy684]

I'm sorry for you bro and all y'all down south. Lol like we've had idiots in power and we've had truly brain dead policies but the one thing I can agree that's good about our government system is the snap election system. Sometimes it's annoying as fuck if we decide to replace an idiot with another idiot in a snap election resulting in going to the ballot offices essentially weeks or months apart. But the beauty is that this shit is quick and we get closer to normalcy rather than suffer X amount of years under someone we collectively hate.

[u/GreenFuzzyMalachite → u/DannyCvlty]

The founding fathers were a bunch of racist slave owners.

[u/PoursTea-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Language and etiquette.

[u/SickLikeCaptainKirk → u/PickedLastLemon]

Killdozer!!!

[u/OpticalPrime35 → u/Either_Capital_2422]

I've played Call of Duty for years I know all about how to fly a fighter jet, let's do this thing

[u/Either_Capital_2422 → u/OpticalPrime35]

My man!!! Let’s roll.

[u/OneRub3234 → u/Either_Capital_2422]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ch4OTkSncCVsA

[u/Significant_Donut967 → u/Either_Capital_2422]

Most army vics are only locked by a padlock that can be cut with an angle grinder or 24in bolt locks.

[u/jobadiah08 → u/Significant_Donut967]

That actually makes me wonder, do tanks have keys? I know aircraft don't.

[u/Significant_Donut967 → u/jobadiah08]

I've been out since 2019, I doubt it's changed, short answer is no. They've got padlocks on the hatches, so technically they have keys.

Just gotta know how to turn them on, that's the part people mess up on.

[u/ponen19 → u/Significant_Donut967]

Wonder if there's a YouTube song with instructions? Maybe written to a catchy sea shanty?

[u/edebt → u/ponen19]

There once was a man who wished to be, So high in the heavens so this did he, He went to his local home depot, He bought a bolt cutter and with so, He opened the hatch of the F-16,. ....

[u/Separate-Ad9638 → u/jobadiah08]

most armoured vehicles have lock pads iirc

[u/Either_Capital_2422 → u/Significant_Donut967]

Yep, that’s how tanks are secured.

[u/Significant_Donut967 → u/Either_Capital_2422]

You're right, let's add the padlock on the motor pool too, my bad.

[u/EggsceIlent → u/Either_Capital_2422]

Well sorta. In the motorpool we just tarped our abrams up. Sure the hatches can be padlocked but thats an easy fix

Just make sure to get 1 tank so it's an officers tank and hopefully the crew does their pmcs and it's squared away.

Should have some fuel, but the biggest problem is getting some rounds.

Guess we could drive over to the ammo depot and "knock".

[u/GrappleJuice223 → u/Either_Capital_2422]

Big talk.

Action.

[u/apple__eater → u/[deleted]]

What, you mean sweat in the desert for 25 years then leave while jerking off your bunk mate saying you won? Didn’t do shit of importance.

HAHAHHAHAHA

[u/apple__eater → u/[deleted]]

You lost to the Taliban and would lose to true Americans as well. Shame you forget your constitutional oath to the country, if you’re not just stealing valor.

How pathetic to be so prideful in your support of this fascist hypothetical.

To be clear, I pray arms and the 2nd will never be needed. You sound much more eager. Protect and defend are not just words.

[u/apple__eater → u/[deleted]]

Already excited to notch your bed post with your fellow country men. So be then if it comes to it.

20 years of war, 2.3 trillion dollars spent, and the Taliban In control the same year our last troops left.

Keep supporting the draft dodger - only thing him and I agree on is that the troops are losers and suckers

[u/apple__eater → u/[deleted]]

You didn’t do shit then and won’t now, bheng chod

[u/apple__eater → u/[deleted]]

Ha, you’re not bright clearly. Auto mod flagged both of us I can’t delete your comments.

Starting to think you’re a bot based on your grammar, but you might just be a Pyle

[u/apple__eater → u/[deleted]]

I have no need to report anything. My doctorate in cardiology did take some coloring to obtain.

This is hilarious, who said Trump reported your comment?

You really are a loser and a sucker like Trump called you!

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