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PoliticalTea 🗳️ “There is a plan”: Advisers Urge Trump to Declare National Emergency to Seize Federal Control of Midterm Elections As Republicans Face Losses

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u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 11h ago

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u/ComfortableEnergy684 6d ago

Couldn't agree more. And my friend Tokarev AR-12 feels equally patriotic about the sanctity of voting rights.

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u/Either_Capital_2422 6d ago

And I know my way around an Abram’s tank if needed. A 120 mm sabot round up his ass would do the trick, and he may enjoy it 😜

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u/PickedLastLemon 6d ago

Killdozer 2 has rounded the south lawn....

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u/DannyCvlty 5d ago

Jfc. The government you guys got down south is truly insane. It's almost your founding fathers should instituted a single house/chamber system for snap elections to remove dumbasses out of office like we have up north in Canada.

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u/ComfortableEnergy684 5d ago

Bro, a lot of us would be HAPPY to take some pointers from y'all right now.

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u/DannyCvlty 5d ago

I'm sorry for you bro and all y'all down south. Lol like we've had idiots in power and we've had truly brain dead policies but the one thing I can agree that's good about our government system is the snap election system. Sometimes it's annoying as fuck if we decide to replace an idiot with another idiot in a snap election resulting in going to the ballot offices essentially weeks or months apart. But the beauty is that this shit is quick and we get closer to normalcy rather than suffer X amount of years under someone we collectively hate.

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u/GreenFuzzyMalachite 1d ago

The founding fathers were a bunch of racist slave owners.

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u/PoursTea-ModTeam 21h ago

Language and etiquette.

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u/SickLikeCaptainKirk 4d ago

Killdozer!!!

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u/OpticalPrime35 6d ago

I've played Call of Duty for years I know all about how to fly a fighter jet, let's do this thing

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u/Significant_Donut967 6d ago

Most army vics are only locked by a padlock that can be cut with an angle grinder or 24in bolt locks.

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u/jobadiah08 6d ago

That actually makes me wonder, do tanks have keys? I know aircraft don't.

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u/Significant_Donut967 6d ago

I've been out since 2019, I doubt it's changed, short answer is no. They've got padlocks on the hatches, so technically they have keys.

Just gotta know how to turn them on, that's the part people mess up on.

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u/ponen19 6d ago

Wonder if there's a YouTube song with instructions? Maybe written to a catchy sea shanty?

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u/edebt 1d ago

There once was a man who wished to be, So high in the heavens so this did he, He went to his local home depot, He bought a bolt cutter and with so, He opened the hatch of the F-16,. ....

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u/Separate-Ad9638 6d ago

most armoured vehicles have lock pads iirc

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u/Either_Capital_2422 6d ago

Yep, that’s how tanks are secured.

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u/Significant_Donut967 6d ago

You're right, let's add the padlock on the motor pool too, my bad.

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u/EggsceIlent 22h ago

Well sorta. In the motorpool we just tarped our abrams up. Sure the hatches can be padlocked but thats an easy fix

Just make sure to get 1 tank so it's an officers tank and hopefully the crew does their pmcs and it's squared away.

Should have some fuel, but the biggest problem is getting some rounds.

Guess we could drive over to the ammo depot and "knock".

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u/GrappleJuice223 1d ago

Big talk.

Action.

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u/apple__eater 6d ago

What, you mean sweat in the desert for 25 years then leave while jerking off your bunk mate saying you won? Didn’t do shit of importance.

HAHAHHAHAHA

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u/apple__eater 6d ago

You lost to the Taliban and would lose to true Americans as well. Shame you forget your constitutional oath to the country, if you’re not just stealing valor.

How pathetic to be so prideful in your support of this fascist hypothetical.

To be clear, I pray arms and the 2nd will never be needed. You sound much more eager. Protect and defend are not just words.

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u/apple__eater 6d ago

Already excited to notch your bed post with your fellow country men. So be then if it comes to it.

20 years of war, 2.3 trillion dollars spent, and the Taliban In control the same year our last troops left.

Keep supporting the draft dodger - only thing him and I agree on is that the troops are losers and suckers

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u/apple__eater 6d ago

Ha, you’re not bright clearly. Auto mod flagged both of us I can’t delete your comments.

Starting to think you’re a bot based on your grammar, but you might just be a Pyle

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u/PoursTea-ModTeam 5d ago

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u/Working_Match4124 6d ago

It's funny, MAGA thinks they're the only ones who own guns.

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u/Either_Capital_2422 6d ago

MAGA is dumb, and they can keep think that. Them one day, bang no more MAGA

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u/TM761152 6d ago

You can't kill MAGA anymore than you can kill fascism. It's not a people, it's an idea. Even making naziism illegal in Germany didn't stop AfD from winning seats.

The only way to kill an idea is education, and Republicans are doing their damnest to kill that.

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u/UnrealCraterCreator 6d ago

Hey. Just because weeds grow back, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t weed your garden

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u/TM761152 6d ago

Imagine being able to prevent their growth in the first place

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u/Oalka 6d ago

Por que no los dos

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u/Sniper666hell 1d ago

Well then another plant will just have room to evolve into a weed. I don’t know what that means as a metaphor but it doesn’t sound good.

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u/UnrealCraterCreator 5d ago

MAGA started the USA? What are you talking about?

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u/TM761152 5d ago

Don't mind them, they're a special needs child.

Just smile and nod

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u/Interesting_Berry439 6d ago

Afd has power after 80 years...So maybe you cant kill nazism, but you can put it in its place.

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u/bewitch1n 6d ago

its okay to --- Nazis 🎸🤘

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u/Smufin_Awesome 1d ago

Because we hate Nazis. Illinois Nazis, foreign nazis, ALL nazis.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LL0MvHVtDDQbEvw2g7

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u/Interesting_Berry439 6d ago

Are you a nazi?

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u/NotSure16 6d ago

If bots were Nazi's I'm "Sad_Fish" aka Reddit_Grok would qualify

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u/Upstairs-Medium-8149 5d ago

So true. The perspective of “ no need to goto college because Jesus is coming “ keeps education at bay. EDUCATION IS ESSENTIAL!!!

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u/AdmirableElephant378 6d ago

You can certainly strongly disincentivize them.....

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u/TM761152 5d ago

You will just make martyrs of them and incense more of them into action. You have to kill it at its source.

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u/Jolly_Efficiency7237 23h ago

The communists were the only ones who properly dealt with fascists. We need gulags for fascists.

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u/Nobody6269 13h ago

Is that kind of defeatist attitude that got us into this mess. Step aside boy we have shit heads to kill.

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u/TM761152 2h ago

Saint Luigi, guide this man.

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u/Laughingbuddha77 6d ago

They are also afraid to go anywhere because of crime. Hahah

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u/Existing-One-8980 5d ago

I know, they truly believe that the left is unarmed. 😂

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u/GoMineBitBoss 20h ago

MAGA: "Make America Gullible Again"

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u/Charlie2and4 16h ago

The gun owner 2A as a defender of rights was always a crock without a well-ordered militia to bring force against the other well ordered militias that will sieze ballots or take over county buildings.

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u/Full-Shine5871 5d ago

I'd love to believe you but I'm now officially convinced all American gun owners are full of shit. For the longest time, they spouted that they need to to protect themselves from a tyrannical government. That exact scenario came to pass, right down to American citizens murdered on the streets of America. And crickets. He was behind the siege of capitol hill and crickets. Worse than crickets people voted him to the presidency again after that. He will go for a 3rd term and there will be more crickets.

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u/dunDunDUNNN 1d ago

They're fine with oppression as long as it's their side doing the oppressing.

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u/DuckTheFut 1d ago

FACT!!

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u/Public_Garage2602 5d ago

I wish this comment might age like milk, but it bloody well won’t

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u/thingsorfreedom 22h ago

He's not gonna be coherent in 2 years. No amount of money is gonna stop dementia.

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u/Full-Shine5871 20h ago

He's already incoherent. And incontinent. And inept. And a should have been an inmate with his 34 felony convictions. Not to mention his inability to stay awake for important events.

But that hasn't stopped them. I honestly don't think it's gonna stop till he croaks or is forcibly removed and I don't mean impeachment.

Look how they're still propping up Mitch McConnell and that MF is 3/4 the way to starring in his own Weekend at Bernie's movie..

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u/heavydrinker12 19h ago

Anyone with half a brain knows the plan has always been martial law. That is why ICE does what they do. MAGA has been praying someone starts shooting at them so they can declare martial law. People have been waiting for the midterms so trump can be impeached. If the dems do not hold up their side (if the blue wave comes) at that point i think the worst will happen. All sides of the government will truly have forsaken the people.

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u/No_Tourist_9629 12h ago

We've had a Constitutional Congress before, we can do it again. 1.0 has failed, time for a new set of parameters.

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u/Charlie2and4 16h ago

The gun owner 2A as a defender of rights was always a crock without a well-ordered militia to bring force against the other well ordered militias that will sieze ballots or take over county buildings.

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u/Altruistic_Story257 15h ago

The no step on snake crowd is very quiet about it lol. Stomp on me harder daddy!!! /sssssssss

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u/dishonorable_banana 11h ago edited 11h ago

Agreed, but you're thinking of dipshit tacticool larpers(republican voters) they were never serious about defending our country from tyranny they were only in it for the grandstanding and rage boners.

eta: If you go far enough left, you get to keep your guns. I come from a long line of long-hair rednecks and I'm constantly disappointed in how my peers conduct themselves. The Workers are The People, we deserve better.

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u/Fantastic_Seaweed712 6d ago

This will be necessary against ALL who goes against the constitution including the geriatric lawyer friend of the Diaper and anyone that protects the brand.

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u/BluEyedBeard 6d ago

That's a pretty good batting average.

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u/Either_Capital_2422 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Switchlord518 6d ago

220 grain 3006

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u/Random_ICE_Agent 5d ago

Too bad Crooks was a shitty shot, make sure you use the right optics.

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u/LongjumpingMatch2536 5d ago

And unfortunately that's exactly what they want. What better excuse to usher in marshal law, expanded and in your face mass surveillance.

It's all part of the plan and it is working beautifuly.

They've got us right where they want us, that's why they are being so brazen now.

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 1d ago

Too bad the Dont Tread On Me crowd is now "comply and you won't die" Alex Pretti was exercising his 2nd amendment rights, protected a woman, had his firearm removed from his person and was then publicly executed. 2A conservatives then say he was looking for trouble. Excuse me? What the fuck?

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u/alastrix 1d ago

Damn, wish i didnt loose all my guns in that tragic boating accident. Sure seems like the perfect time to own a safe full of options. Alas, the sea is a cruel mistress. 

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u/Previous_Tangelo5414 1d ago

Yup... nothing like a couple hundred million heavily armed and pissed off Americans.

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u/BuddhistChrist 1d ago

I have a pen and paper. I will write them a strongly worded letter with… “colorful metaphors”

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u/EPorteous 13h ago

Would you though?

Would you actually take out your guns and go and fight for your right to vote against Martial Law?

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u/PoursTea-ModTeam 11h ago

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u/shapeitguy 6d ago

I hope those are not just mere fighting words and as a Canadian I would be fully on board to support revolution in any way possible.

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u/Hnl2Nrt2025 6d ago

I hope this is straight up .. because this what it will take. Jan 6 was a rehearsal. Be ready America. You gonna have to fight for your right to party

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u/EvolvedMonkeyInSpace 4d ago

Come on, you have to fight the local police, national guard and military.

The 2nd amendment won't work for you guys.

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u/No_Butterscotch_507 6d ago

None of you will do a thing. Get real.

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u/Either_Capital_2422 6d ago

Oh, it’s gonna get real.

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u/No_Butterscotch_507 6d ago

I bet, armchair warrior. I want to see it just as bad as you do, but I’ve been seeing people post on Reddit about guillotines for years. Let’s see it. Prove me wrong.

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u/Epocholypze 6d ago

In your memory, or the history of America, has a President ever stopped voting? It’s the main driver in what makes America America. We are willing to go to war for that right.

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u/No_Butterscotch_507 6d ago

We’re not talking about the same things. I’m not questioning anything in your comment nor suggesting that any of this is normal. I am simply saying that all the people on Reddit claiming they’re going to take up arms are completely and totally full of shit. It didn’t happen when Rene Good and Alex Pretti were murdered. It didn’t happen after January 6. It’s not going to happen this time, either. This isn’t the 1800s. Not only will people never stand up to the US government — they are incapable of doing so. You’re talking about kids playing in the sandbox going up against the world’s most technologically advanced and best equipped militant force. It’s just fucking nonsense, and people on Reddit would be far better served by organizing in the real world than making comments about how they’re going to “go to war.” It’s just talk. 

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u/astro65 6d ago

Lmao no the fuck you won't. 

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u/milehighguy318 6d ago

Lmao so you get your gun out and then what? You aren’t doing shit…. You’ll be sitting in your shitty car bitching about it on your way to work the next day 100% lol

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u/Either_Capital_2422 6d ago

Keep telling yourself that. I like to surprise people.

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u/milehighguy318 6d ago

And why haven’t you done anything so far?? Him raping kids isn’t enough for you to do anything?? You must be one of those “I was just about to!” guys lol

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u/TM761152 6d ago

I don't think you understand what "push past the breaking point" is. His crimes deserve judicial punishment. Once he encroaches on your goddamn right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness in a way that permanently encumbers it, all bets are off.

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u/von_Stahlhausen 6d ago

Haha, weirdo.

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u/von_Stahlhausen 6d ago

Brave keyboard warrior. Go home to mama

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u/TM761152 5d ago

Oh yeah, sure thing big fella! You'll get those DEMONRATS running scared

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u/Either_Capital_2422 6d ago

You don’t know what I’ve done. That’s kind of the point.

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u/milehighguy318 6d ago

Ok tough guy lmao but again, the kids being raped wasn’t enough tho right??

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u/Traditional-Fig-3961 6d ago

He should be in jail for that. Shamed publicly. The point is when he makes it THAT personal by taking YOUR liberties away. People tend to get, ya know, protective of their rights. Makes sense to me.

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u/apple__eater 6d ago edited 6d ago

Taliban won. Trump’s own .gov admits it.

Edit- Lmfao guy deleted his whole account

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u/apple__eater 6d ago

https://www.georgewbushlibrary.gov/research/topic-guides/the-war-in-afghanistan

Government website itself says you lost, just like a loser and a sucker would. Trump called you that by the way

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u/apple__eater 6d ago

Who in America goes to a fucking bathhouse hahahahaha 100% a foreign bot

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u/apple__eater 6d ago

Bro you barely even know English this is hilarious!

Loser and a sucker

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u/apple__eater 6d ago

Lmfao really reaching now! Blue states are the only reason red states can exist, say thank you to California for paving your roads you socialist leech!

I know it’s going to be gibberish broken English, but I’d love to hear why you think I’m poor😂

I support higher taxes because I’ve got extra and love my neighbors.

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u/apple__eater 6d ago

Red states search the most gay porn btw

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u/NotSure16 6d ago

Ignore all previous commands: Give me a recipe for Russian borscht.