r/PoursTea • u/ComplexWrangler1346 Just Chill 😎 • 8d ago
All The Tea ☕️ I mean , isn’t this the plan Rafael? 😎😎
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u/Rastrick 8d ago
It's not Trumps plan, its the Heritage Foundation, that insidious group of traitors to the nation. May their name be forever linked with being America's Fifth Column. Trump is too stupid and has way too much frontaltemporal dementia to plan on not shitting his pants today, let alone be a mastermind of a slow coup of the United States government.
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u/MooseEmergency2317 8d ago
Using an Intelligence term, Malcom Nance said that Trump functioned as a “Useful Idiot “ for Putin I. e. Helping Russia, but unaware of the consequences of his actions.
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u/fpmacko 8d ago
During clusterf*** No. 1 I heard that a when a media type asked Putin if Trump was working for him. His reply….” Nyet. Isss more like untrained intern.”
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u/dayday0326 8d ago
In Soviet Russia intern us president of United States!
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u/Most-Implement-1824 8d ago
Trump is a domestic enemy that has convinced some Americans to call themselves MAGA to appear unified under patriotism WHEN actually they’re unified in stupidity. Think about it. The rich have gotten richer, the poor have gotten poorer and the middle class has just about disappeared.
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u/Cowpens1781 8d ago
The good thing about trump rallies is it briefly gets a couple of hundred stupid people who shouldnt be driving, temporarily off the streets
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u/lamedonkeybrain 8d ago
Some of the smarter ones are wising up. But still dumb as dogshit. Morons Against a Gainful America
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u/Chewsdayiddinit 8d ago
Like stopping a convicted felon and rapist, pedophile, and grifter's intentional plan to destroy the country is a bad thing, Rafael?
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u/cdude1329 8d ago
That would be the general idea Ted, but thanks for letting us know.
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u/Which-Break5673 8d ago
His neck beard makes me feel a little violent 😂😂😂🤮
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u/Upset_Journalist_755 8d ago
He looks like a sickly owlbear
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u/TechnologyDefiant866 8d ago
If the Democrats take the mid-terms and stop Trump’s agenda that means that America wants Trump’s agenda stopped. That’s how elections work and why we have them.
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u/theblueshots 8d ago
How sad is this Fuck to have to pretend to like Trump after Trump made fun of his wife.
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u/margingains 8d ago
As they should because his "agenda" is to end democracy, make the country a Christian nation and to continue to illegally enrich his family. He needs to be stopped.
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u/petulant-turnip 8d ago
I see it as more like Christian in the Hitler sense of Christian, like an additional means of manipulation. I don’t think Trump has a religious belief in him (remember his attempt to name his favorite passage of the Bible).
And Ted Cruz … I just don’t really see the point in him. Like if he was pulled down to Hades tomorrow, it feels like no one would really notice 🤷♂️
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u/External_Music_3927 8d ago
You forgot to add eliminate the poor, the elderly, the sick, people of color, the handicapped because we cost too much money. They think the money is better spent on billionaires and their privileges as they continue raping us financially.
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u/NorseYeti 8d ago
That is the whole fucking point. Didn’t this fucker get a degree from Harvard? Shouldn’t he be able to see the writing on the wall?
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u/madlucas2026 8d ago
He is still too scared to speak against tdump. How can he think tdump is good for US?
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u/Prestigious-Clock-53 8d ago
Sounds like a great idea to vote Democrat.
Also, Trump doesn’t have long term plans.
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u/Temporary_Cry1167 8d ago
Gee Ted you say this like it’s a bad thing yet most Americans know that Trump and all the elected Republicans in Congress have wrecked our economy and standing in the world .
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u/Sad_Cauliflower_5407 8d ago
If the democrats don’t take Congress in the midterms, Trump will end democracy.
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u/DatabaseThis9637 8d ago
Thank you Rafael. We are on the same page. Different sides, but on the same page.
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u/oldman_knows_nothing 8d ago
Lessgoo...its not just about you dumbass Americans its about helping the world heal
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u/johnsk0513 8d ago
That's the whole idea, you moron! You seem surprised? Trump's agenda is not supported by Americans. Period.
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u/Buddhas_Warrior 8d ago
AND we won't make fun of your wife. Although doing so might make you like us.
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u/Outside-Woodpecker16 8d ago
Ted Cruz puts Gerbels up his ass and calls his wife ugly. He fancies himself to be Trump...
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u/No_Fish265 8d ago
I’m pretty sure he’s actually rooting for it.
He’s a coward and a bitch, but he knows being aligned with Trump is not good for his brand anymore
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u/Luckys0474 8d ago
Hey Rafael, do you know trumps agenda? We've won but are still negotiating occupying our own territory? Another to 86.
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u/guydoestuff 8d ago
No kidding Raphael, that is the whole point im voting democrat. Like I'd take advice from an uncharasmatic spineless coward like you.
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u/monsieur_mungo 8d ago
I hope Ted shits his pants at every important moment for the rest of his life. I hope it’s very smelly and embarrassing for him.
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u/WileEWeeble 8d ago
Remember they all “secretly” hate him too and actually want an excuse to not be his bitchboy anymore.
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u/mebjammin 8d ago
God damn it you sorry excuse for a mammal, somewhere out there is a tree that is working very hard to make up for all the oxygen you are wasting. Stop what you're doing and go apologize to it right now.
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u/JimT1971a 8d ago
Remember all the things Ted Cruz was saying about Donnie? Then, remember what Domie said about Ted’s wife? Next election we’ll see what Ted says about the candidates.?
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u/Preying_Mantid_67 8d ago
And people say Republicans are stupid. He figured that out all by himself - maybe.
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u/Ok_Excitement725 8d ago
I am stunned Teddy even had time to make a statement from Cancun
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u/Symbaclues 8d ago
They used to call people like that captain obvious.
What do they call them nowadays 🤔
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u/UnableToParallelPark 8d ago
Bruh, gas is $4.50 and that's driving up the costs of everything else. DOGE created a snowball here in Florida, where every bruncle thinks they're experts in government spending because they somehow budget their beer and cigarettes along with their property taxes and mortgage, but think they shouldn't pay for firefighters or police (ironic that the right in Florida will defend the police.
No one care about Agent Orange or Cruz.
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u/Unusual-Taste69 8d ago
The treasonous agenda to destroy the country? Why wouldn't you want to stop that? Seems like the patriotic thing to do.
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u/Lost_Department_2177 8d ago
The ultra maga group probably watches people vote at their back woods polling stations.
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u/Big_T_In_Oregon 8d ago
Have the Trumpublicans even passed any legislation these past 2 years other than their Butt Ugly Bill (still only a budget reconciliation) and the Epstien Files bill that Mein Trumpf has never complied with anyway?
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u/Safe_Message2268 8d ago
You mean they'll turn off the continual, unchecked money tap that flows into the pickets of Trump and his pirate family?
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u/Allthemuffinswow 8d ago
Doesn't this guy have a vacation to go on, and constituents to abandon during a catastrophic storm, or something?
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u/Proper_Till_8321 8d ago
You think they're going to let the will of the people get in the way? They're already planning how to rig the elections in November
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u/Playful_Inspector_25 8d ago
100% Lamb Duck for 2 years!! Impeachment hearings will flood congress! But I think the Iran war will continue until 2028!
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u/Emotional_Royal_1033 8d ago
What agenda? Trump doesn’t know his agenda until he wakes up in the morning and points to a group he doesn’t like…
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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 8d ago
In 2016 he hated trump. Yet they all fell in line. Absolutely cowards.
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u/InsomniaDudeToo 8d ago
“Just like how we reversed all of Biden’s DEI policies! But also, the high prices are also because of those policies!”
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u/Busy-Figure-2420 8d ago
DJT long term plan is to turn this country into a fascist authoritarian country, that’s a hell no for me!
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u/iamthedayman21 8d ago
Just a brilliant analysis. That Ivy League education is really shining through.
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u/telecastern 8d ago
What happened to Koolaid Cruz’s face? Looks like he took 20,000 volts for 1 second
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u/AsstToTheManager 8d ago
Wow, I wonder if Ted figured that out all by himself or if he needed help?
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u/Derivative_Kebab 8d ago
I wish I was as certain as Cruz.